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    I'll be posting one a week maybe to depends until I die. You might be wondering what am I posting well poems. The many many poems I wrote for school that I can't share, not anymore at least. Enjoy.

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    Zagreus finds himself bound to a newly deceased spirit as punishment his escape attempts. As they traverse the underworld together, the two navigate the complexities of love, jealousy, while facing (and occasionally chafing against) their divinely inspired differences.

    All the while, something dark sleeps amid the underworld's ruined chambers, and somewhere deep beneath the earth, a fallen hero obliviously rises to meet it. One with gilded hands, a sharp wit, and truly horrifying number of cheesy one-liners.

    Will the pair be able to triumph over the underworld's ghostly horde? Will anyone ever actually know what time of day it is? Will Hypnos ever stop talking? If only answers were easy to come by in the House of Hades...

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    29/?
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    Starting this off by saying that is a mindlessly self-indulgent fic, updates will likely be sporadic, and I have no idea what I'm doing. Follow me on TikTok uwu (@thefatui_took_me_hostage). Anyways:

    You didn't know why the darkness left you, nor did you know why the sand welcomed you with open arms, but his crimson eyes and blood-stained hands looked very lovely in the moonlight.

    Alternatively: Dottore finds an old friend, they (re)join the Fatui, and chaos ensues.

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    4/?
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    the trauma in this is crazy but anyways ;

    Steve Harrington is not the golden boy you think he is.

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    What happens when Eren decides to run away instead of giving Armin a chance to help and explain what’s going on? Will he survive? Or will he die and leave all of humanity to suffer at the hands of the titans?

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    im trying my best to separate art from the artist. i do not support jk rowling at all!

    things are a little tough down in the little spot of England where you live in with your brother. Poor old you and Harry live your days slaving away for your distant family with no friends, only leaning on eachother. Luckily, something changes, and you find yourself braving and changing into a better, more confident person.

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    Idk I'll summarize it another time if I feel like it.

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    they're dead, but not dead and also in love
    akaashi isn't really in a skirt, it's a fancy lil thing like chel in el dorado
    its rated explicit cuz idk if i wanna put a naughty time scene or no

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    3/?
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    [SPOILERS FOR BLACK PANTHER WAKANDA FOREVER]

    So basically just a rewrite of the chase scene from Black Panther Wakanda Forever to include more Shuri whump because why not.

    Will include a lot of injury, hurt-comfort, fluff and whump.

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    Tom's never needed anyone, never will. He's always been alone, even with Edd and Matt in the picture. Adult life is very similar to his early highschool years, just with alot more alcohol.

    When his drinking gets to a dangerous degree however, and a certain Norwegian bitch decides to make the world his plaything...

    Will Tom need someone then?

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    6/?
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    "The course of true love never did run smooth."
    - William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 1 Scene 1

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    Just a vent I don't know just a vent book full of vents cause no one listens normally and I'm a 13 year old 🙃

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    There comes a day for every parent
    When they ask themselves if their kid could be special.

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    1/?
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    Eggman is angry that he cannot catch the Blue Blur. Rouge comes up to him and decides to help calm him down.

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    You are a young cleric who travels to the worst parts of habitable land, the wild territories of the birth of the curse - the famous Lordran. You don't know the secrets of the uncharted place deeply imbued with the rumors swirling around the undead, armies of mindless killers who stir and immediately rush in wherever their seventh-sense instinct detects Humanity. That priceless, intangible good for whose grace and in whose name so many wars were declared and ended without result or even basic purpose. "Humanity". Everyone is chasing it with rage from the heart. Still don't understand what's going on?

    Good...

    Keep at least this:
    Wherever you go... don't let him find you. The Thorn Knight...

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    An nsfw part for my one-shots book
    I think it’s completed but uhhhh idk probably not??
    nsfw’s requests are closed bc i’m going to stop writing them - nsfw isn’t what i like the most so yeah uh….
    - might probably make soft & neutral nsfw headcannons instead

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    4/?
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    The amount of 'oh my god's I uttered while writing this could liquefy a Catholic nun.

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    Fun fun and more fun, in more ways than one … I guess, be traumatized, taken to unknown realms that no man has returned from yet. So let us crawl down into places of Dinoverse hyper-fixations, this is gonna get fairly bad. I've cried making this, and thou shall not suffer alone.

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    9/?
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    Monster hunter Jungkook is really a monster fucker and isn’t afraid to let it be shown.

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    Lmao i hate myself
    Po and Tinky-Winky are COMPLETELY platonic
    Laa-Laa and dipsy are dating
    Dipsy cheats on Laa-Laa and gets fucked by anyone he can
    Dipsy is a slut lmao
    Dipsy does fuck some people
    Dipsy feels the slightest of touch painful and the heaviest (wh idk how to spell) of pain not painful
    Dipsy feels cold as hot and hot as cold
    Kill me pls

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    4
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