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    Simon is distracting Baz during class.
    A remix of starwarned's fic "Spider", told from Baz's POV.

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    Gym class
    Friday afternoon
    Year 7
    Section: Magical Customs
    Assignment: Choreograph a dance routine, following the existing customs of the dance given to you. Study the incorporation of magic in traditional and modern types of dance.
    Examination: Public performance at the end of the semester.

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    An excuse I made for the boys to tango, Penelope Bunce to relax and have Fun, and for Agatha Wellbelove to experience independence (indepenDANCE, if you will)

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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.


    This also explains the wanking.

    I’ve been listening to Snow wank, while standing on the opposite side of the door to our room, twice a week for three years.

    Snow has developed quite a routine for wanking.


    It is a well known fact that Basilton is quite the plotter. That is what Simon thinks anyway. And yet, when Baz is actually scheming, Simon is none the wiser.

    Or how Baz is determined to seduce Simon at any cost and poor Niall is pulled into his best friend’s most absurd shenanigans ever.

    How far is Baz willing to go? The answer will not surprise you — most definitely too far.

    Inappropriate humour.

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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.



    I push him against the wall and ravish his lips with mine. They are pleasant but nothing special. In fact, everything about him is bland; from his scent to his taste.

    That doesn't stop me from experiencing the most beautiful fantasy. I imagine Alexander’s lips are Snow’s. It’s become a bit of a habit.


    Set Watford 8th year. Baz tries to get over his feelings for Simon by snogging someone else. Simon “accidentally” walks in on Baz, and doesn't know how to cope.

    Happy Birthday, Sora!

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    ”I will let you know that I have indeed been dating before. I happen to have an ex,” I tell him even though it’s a lie. (I’m lucky I’m a good liar.)

    Niall looks at me quizzically, ”Who is your ex?”

    ”Simon Snow,” I blurt out because I’ve been just thinking about him, how I wish he was my boyfriend. I wasn’t planning on saying his name though.


    A SnowBaz Fake Ex AU.

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    Baz knows it's a stupid idea to sneak into the Catacombs. Any other day would be asking for trouble, but tonight, of all days? He's walking right into the lion's den, and he knows it. But, this is the evening before the Final Big Battle, and he has some final loose ends to take care of.

    Getting caught by Simon Snow is certainly NOT one of them.

    Baz knows this is the end. This is what it's all been coming down to, right? Him verses Simon; The Villain verses The Golden Boy; The Dark verses The Light. In the end, both Simon and Baz know what is right and what needs to be done. There is simply no other way.

    But... What if there is?

    What if there is something better than fighting?

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    "I know I told Simon a million times that I’m not alive. That I’m dead. A cold, unfeeling monster. But I swear, I come alive in the space between that small sound and turning around to see him standing there."

    - Baz, "If There's Anything You Want" by @facewithoutheart

    A song about Christina's fic in which Baz goes to the same bar every Tuesday, buys a cider, and pines.

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    Baz's hands are cold, too. Simon's are resting in his lap, pale, fragile, fingers barely stronger than twigs. Baz could snap them in half, if he truly wanted to. He could snap them at once, and then just as easily he could aim his wand at Simon's forehead and pull the trigger. Just like that.

    “I think he’d be okay with the chosen one being, like, anyone but me.”

    Ebb makes a small noise of complaint, eyes shining in the dark. “Don’t say that.”

    Simon shrugs. “It’s true. He can’t stand to look at me. I can’t stand to look at that… all that disappointment and frustration in his eyes.”

     

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    Baz hates that it took him so long to notice how much Simon is hurting.

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    Simon and Baz never create their truce to find Baz's mother's killer. They spend all of 8th year loathing each other... until they reach the breaking point. Who will prevail - the Chosen One or the vampire?

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    District 12's Simon Snow volunteers for the 74th Hunger Games. When he meets the other tributes, he becomes fixated on the mysterious black-haired boy from District 1, Baz Pitch, and comes to hate him (or does he?). A rivalry of hatred blooms. Brought together by tragic circumstances in the arena, the two must stick together to stay alive.

    There is a song that goes along with every chapter, so be sure to click the link at the top!

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    When I was ten, trying to find myself amongst a throng of identical boys, with identical sob stories and identical haircuts, we were told we would be getting twice weekly visits from the prince himself, in anticipation of the upcoming royal birth that winter.

     

    Simon Snow doesn't have many plans for his life yet.
    Falling into an enchanted forest, being turned into a swan, and being forced to work to save the world with his sworn enemy, aren't on his immediate agenda.
    But when a mysterious prophecy claims that only Simon can save the world of the tyranny that has gripped magic, it doesn't look like he has much of a choice.

    (fully written and updating every couple of days!)

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    "I'm just not sure-" Simon cut himself off, pressing his ear to the sturdy oak door.

    Inside came a sound so faint nither he not Penny were sure they had heard correctly.

    Then it came again. A cry.

    Not only that, a scream. Someone was in pain.

    Without question, Simon kicked off the handle for the locked front door and barreled inside.

    The sight there was not what he'd been expected.

    Crouched of the floor, spine curled over, Baz knelt against a teetering dining table. Dark circles dug into the space below his eyes he lifted a snow white face. "Simon," he breathed. "Help.

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    Simon turns 18 over the summer, and gets told by the home social worker that he should think of getting a job while he's in school.

    Simon's friend at the home suggests he try out an app that he can sell nudes on. As well as do private video calls.

    Baz finds it and, honestly, how is he supposed to not look?

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    Simon's had restless nightmares for years, but this one is too much for him to handle alone.

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    During a fight over Agatha, Simon accidentally curses Baz with a dangerous love disease.

    Baz now has three options: find a way to get the object of his affections to return his romantic feelings, undergo a surgery that will take his magic away, or die.

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    Baz has a lot of catchup work to do upon returning to Watford after his kidnapping. The day comes that he's so overworked he passes out- on Simon's bed.
    He's lucky they're on a truce.

    Set mid-Carry On. Mild spoilers for the beginning of Carry On.

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    What if Simon caught onto Baz's feelings sooner? A search for two books and an article for a science paper proves fruitful in a different way.

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    Didn't the sun and the moon used to date or something?

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    I frown at him. “You don’t know me.”

    He offers his hand. “Simon.”

    Simon. I feel the name around in my mind and assign it to his face. Simon. I don’t shake his hand. They’ve still got my arms pinned. “Basilton.”

    Simon nods at me. “Now we know each other. Let him go.” Very casually, he takes his other hand from behind his back. A sword, flashing. He leans on it and smiles invitingly. “Let him go.”

    This time, they listen.

    Simon Snow has been trained for years to become a tribute—one of the fighters Athens sends every ninth year into the Minotaur’s labyrinth. He wants to know the way out, if only for Penny’s sake. Luckily for him, Prince Basilton of Crete also wants a way out—off the island, where no one will know he’s the half-brother of the Minotaur.

    Unluckily for both of them, they don’t exactly form the most agreeable pair.

     

    I'm marking this ON HIATUS, but I will definitely be back.

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    Simon Snow was dead.

    Baz Pitch was sure of it. Simon had gone away seven years ago to fight a war in the jungle and he hadn't come home.

    So, when Simon shows up in Baz's club, investigating a string of brutal murders, all Baz wants to do is hold him close and never let him go.

    But these aren't the same boys from 1960 and Baz has a lot of processing to do before he's ready to believe in Simon again.

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