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    Simon Snow has shared at least one class with Baz Pitch during every single term at Uni. Why is he always lurking? Why is he so rude? Why won't he stay out of Simon's way and his life? Doesn't the world class Pitch Bitch have anything else to do with his time? Simon can't even buy coffee, for Christ's sake.

    Baz Pitch has shared a class with Simon Snow during every single term at Uni. And Baz Pitch is a sucker. A sucker for blue eyes and copper hair. A sucker for quiet mumbling and chewed up pencils left on desktops. Too bad Simon Snow hates his fucking guts and avoids him to the best of his ability. He won't even get coffee, for Christ's sake.

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    Simon Snow is ready to go off. He's sitting three rows in front of me, and I can feel it. His magic. It's everywhere, invisible to the naked eye. How can one person hold so much power inside them? I suppose that was the point. He can't.

    Though, against my better judgment, I don't blame him. About why it's happening, I mean.

    He's just a boy. And that boy is stressed. 

    Simon Snow is supposed to save the world, yet he cant cast a spell to clean a spoon.
     

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    Baz is so desperately in love with his room mate, Simon Snow, that he flees to Paris for a year, hoping to forget him forever. Except his crush won't stop texting him...

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    344
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    26
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    What happens when they get back to Watford?

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    AggressivelyAce: Why were you even in room 37 anyway? Isn't that the 'off-limits' room?

    SnowScone: oh ebb asked me to look after her goat

    SnowScone: I MEAN TOTALLY NOT A GOAT HAHA WHO BRINGS A GOAT INTO SCHOOL RIGHT??? HAHA GOTCHA

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    Simon accidentally ingests a love potion and falls in love with Baz. But even after he’s cured, he still has feelings for Baz.... This has to be one of Baz’s plots, of course.

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    A game of Truth or Dare gets out of hand when Penny casts "Don't Hate The Player, Hate The Game" on the group, forcing them to tell the truth and carry out dares.

    Baz isn't quite sure how he's getting out of this one without spilling any of his many secrets, and Simon doesn't even know his secret.

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    It's sixth year for Snow, and something odd is happening in Watford. Baz is an annoying prick with a new friend. Simon is sure that this is somehow a plot. Dev and Niall are good friends to Baz. Penny is a genius, as always. Agatha is unsatisfied, as always.

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    3/?
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    63
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    10
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    Soulmate AU: the words your soulmate will say to you when you realize you're in love with them show up on your skin on your eleventh birthday.

    Baz is angsty and Simon is clueless, what's new

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    It was a routine room inspection. Typically, I just look around for contraband. A quick scan for illegal cooking devices, alcohol stashes and the like. “This room is a shit show, Snow. Are you hiding a body in here?"

    Simon and Baz are suitemates in their uni dorm. Just to knock up the tension a bit, Baz is also the RA and he's got a job to do.

    What will Simon do to convince Baz to let him keep his illegal but beloved pets?

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    When he wouldn’t give me a single moment of solace to sort through my feelings—or try to wank them away. (Which I eventually tried that summer. To no avail.)

    (I got bored... this happened. Sorry, not sorry!)

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    1/1
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    19
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    Simon finds Baz's diary after flipping their room upside down in a fit of rage. Except it's locked...

    Then Simon agrees to do a 'favour' for Baz. Simon didn't know it would mean going to Baz's home and having to pretend to be his boyfriend during winter break.

    The diary is his only way out. Though he can't seem to find that damn key...

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    A glimpse at Baz’s progressing feelings for Simon Snow. Inspired by “Burn” by The Cure.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    26
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    235
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    Prince Baz has waited all his life to come of age and reclaim his mother's throne. But a curse was placed upon him as an infant: before the sun sets on his eighteenth birthday he will be burned by a flame and will die.

    **Update 11/06: Epilogue

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    Baz has a very nice dream where Simon is his boyfriend and has ... dragon wings?

    (The fic where 16 year old Simon sends 16 year old Baz to the future with accidental spell casting. We all know this is plausible.)

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    You are cordially invited to attend the holy union of Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch and Agatha Elizabeth Wellbelove... Wait, what?!

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    10/10
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    75
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    People always ask Baz to watch their things in her favorite coffee shop. Despite the fact that she goes out of her way to look like she doesn’t want to talk to anyone. Because she doesn’t want to talk to anyone... Right?

    But then the prettiest, rattiest looking girl asks Baz to watch her stuff (Baz’s gay heart nearly betrays her dignity.) When she returns, with food, she introduces herself as Simone and offers Baz some fries and a bit of conversation.

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    Chapters:
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    4
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    314
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    There are two possibilities as to what's on the other side of the door at this time of night. One is the Mage finally gathering enough evidence against me and my family to kick me out of this school forever at the request of Snow. Two is Snow forgot that he left the door unlocked and wants back in as soon as possible. I'm not expecting what I see there.

    I reluctantly open the door only to reveal the panicked face of Bunce as she holds Snow's limp body in her arms.

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    340
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    38
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    Nymphs are strange and interesting creatures. They usually don’t talk to humans, but most find them quite pleasant to be around. Well, except for when they’re cursing your vampire roommate with a rare disease that makes him cough up flower petals.


    “But that would mean you love someone. And it’s unrequited.” I scoff. I can’t help it.

    “Brilliant observation, Snow.” Then the bloody cough comes back. Honestly, just let the bloody disease take me now it’s better than suffering through a conversation with Snow about feelings when I’m so obviously attracted to him and he has no idea. Crowley he’s thick but I would give him the entire universe because he is the universe. I want to hold his hand under the moonlight when flowers aren’t growing in my lungs and talk to him about mundane things and count his moles. I want to run my fingers through his coarse hair and kiss his nose softly and forget about the Families and the Mage and the Humdrum. I want soft nights with Simon Snow, where it’s just the two of us with a light breeze, our laughter mixing with the calming sounds of the forest.

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    Comments:
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    26
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