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    Auror Trainers, Harry, Millicent and Lisa arrive with two minibuses full of new recruits to the Devonshire Manor that will be their home and training ground for the next few days… and find it haunted. By a poltergeist. With issues. And… interests. Cue Curse-Breaker Malfoy and his team trying to fix things, an unfortunate set of circumstances that keeps Malfoy from going home, and a very thirsty, very naughty poltergeist... It’s funny, it’s sexy, and it’s a perfectly reasonable size, but we brought extra lube anyway.

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    English
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    59,295
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    234
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    3368
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    Though not an Ultimate for doing so, Makoto Naegi writes fanfiction in his spare time. When he opened up requests based on his class under his online alias, things happen in both the real world and online for him. As such, hilarity and drama ensues.

    Most of the relationships in the tags are based on the fanfics in the story; the rest are integrated into the overall narrative. Read the chapter index to find your desired ship; read the entirety of the work if you're into the overarching plot. Some chapters will be solely plot-focused, and will be marked as such.

    (While rated Explicit, all chapters are Teen unless explicitly stated in the notes before each chapter. Mature chapters contain mentions of sexual/adult content and/or blood/death, and Explicit chapters will contain smut and/or gore, on top of anything from a Mature chapter.)

    Language:
    English
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    46,479
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    6657
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    Danny confronts Steve after he comes into work to find his office filled with horrendous, no shit, pineapples. Why would he do such a thing? Well, because Steve was absent the day the Navy issued him with common sense... Or so Danny assumes...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    703
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    751
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    Shinsō parecía una piña nerd.

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    Español
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    583
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    20
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    Prompt C: Due to being shunned and disliked by the others Deceit has never had a relationship, romantic or sexual, with anyone. Roman is his first, his first lover and his first lay. Roman takes very good care of him.

    Series
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    English
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    2,469
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1548
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    He's already got a foundation in being a boss of illegal activities. Of course, life isn't simple, but it's rewarding enough to have "subjects" to rule over.
    He's so used to this bullshit...
    Except when you throw in a mostly absent father into the equation.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,195
    Chapters:
    12/70
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    489
    Bookmarks:
    163
    Hits:
    12258
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    Joe is straight but that didn't mean he still couldn't go to a gay bar and talk to a handsome man in wings and glitter

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,078
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2796
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    Based off the tumblr posts, set in the Voltron universe. Group of one-shots.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,349
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    201
    Kudos:
    969
    Bookmarks:
    190
    Hits:
    11884
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    Yoongi and Jimin's wedding night goes a lot differently than expected.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,326
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1116
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    All Jim wants to do is find the person who keeps leaving fruit in front of his door. And the reason why. College is already weird enough without this. When he does, he can't say he is really impressed. The kid looks twelve and is clearly a puppy in disguise. That doesn't stop Jim from talking to him anyways.

    For IronHusbands Week Day 3 - Pineapples/"You know what you are doing right?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    640
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    415
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    All Tony wants to do is make a pizza. That's all. It's a perfectly reasonable want - pizza is great and he is hungry. Too bad Rhodey insists on ruining it instead. Who puts pineapple on pizza?

    For IronHusbands Week Day 3 - Pineapple/"You know what you are doing right?"/Height difference

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    513
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    5 differences between the spider-verses.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,426
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    538
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    What happens when the BAU heads to Santa Barbara on a case? Hilariousness, jealousy, dating and pineapples galore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    620
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    557
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    Heero is not going to steal a pineapple. Duo remains unconvinced.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    568
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    58
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    "Chloe might be more than a little tipsy, but she’s still pretty sure Beca has never looked more gorgeous than she does right now, her features highlighted by the flash of multicolored strobe lights as she rolls her hips in time with the throbbing bass. "

    Smut, smut, and more smut.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,823
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    4461
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    An unspeakable exchange takes Colin and Astoria to somewhere they never expected and an impossible task may just be what brings them together

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    53
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    All Hail the Pineapple Express! A blessing and a curse...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    994
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    ‘Who the hell are you?’ Peter shrieks, gesticulating wildly as he tries to comprehend why a random 30-something year old is in his kitchen at 3 am. Cooking. In his underwear.

    ‘I’m Steve, nice to meet you,’ says the blonde man calmly as he extends his free hand towards Peter. Peter stops waving his arms around and glares at “Steve’s” hand suspiciously thinking, this is an awfully polite intruder."

    In which Steve meets Peter, pineapples are sacrificed, and Tony loses it approximately 7 times.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,650
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    402
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    7332
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    David picked up a lemon spray curious and raised an eyebrow. “Their attempts to kill me have failed..” He glanced up at Joe with a suspicious teasing look in his blue eyes. “But at least I bare the fruit from their labour.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    611
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    55
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    *Temporary title because of cheesiness.

    Imaginary friend AU. Alice is a busy woman. She has no time for fun, friends, nothing. Peter's imaginary friend only complicates things. Enter Alfred E. Jones. He shows her that there is more to life than just living, teaches her how to let loose and be happy. Alice finds herself falling, but Alfred's hiding secrets of his own...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,043
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    762

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