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    Daria is off to Raft while Jane is stuck in Lawndale for another few months. Unfortunately, this coincides with Jane beginning to wonder if she's her own person or just Daria's backup singer and whether she's ever actually done anything in her life that screams "Jane Lane." All this while an important bit of normalcy goes "boink". Existential crises have never been so poorly timed!

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    Prompt: PIe

    Jim loves Pumpkin pie.

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    I read about something called a "very short story", just a sentence or two that puts you in the middle of the situation. Hopefully, there's enough information to figure out what happened before this point and maybe even to imagine what's next. It sounded like fun so here goes!

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    “Merry Christmas, all!” Beef smiled, spotting most of the usual motley crew that made up Boatem. There was little surprise that they eyed him with caution - he was a business competitor, and given the goats and ravagers that they had been gifted of late he only smiled wider. “Don’t worry, I come with actual gifts: free samples! I have some brand new stock in my store in the Evil Emporium and thought it might be a good way to drum up some business.”

    The four members of Boatem that were present - Impulse, Pearl, Scar and Grian - seemed to relax at that, and he opened his inventory to retrieve a platter of freshly baked mince pies.

    MCYT Advent Calendar 2021, Day 5: Mince Pies

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    Bendy Burglar Barebacked by Bossy Bibliophile

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    Clyde gets his very own elf on a shelf

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    Stevie corrals David into some vulgar, drunken caroling they land at Patrick’s house. That’s all you get. :)

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    “Dean Winchester, prisoner of war, for your crimes against the Republic Of God, you will be sentenced to coital slavery until death.”

    Dean wanted to cry when he hears that, but really, it's not as bad as he thought it would be.

    Or: Cas is clueless about sex, and sex slave!Dean walks him through his first hand job.

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    Dean is killed and his killer is so proud of himself. Then Castiel appears and things go weird from there.

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    Kinktober Prompts! After looking at several prompt lists, I decided to just smush them all together and do a random generation.

    Updates every 5 days.

    I will also note which tags go with which prompt in each A/N (pls keep in mind it's erotica and not 100% true to reality.)

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    Ian kicks Mickey out of their apartment after he gets fed up with Mickey bothering him while he's trying to make a pie for their neighbors. While he's exiled, Mickey does a very un-Mickey thing- he makes a friend.

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    Steve doesn’t know how he even ends up with the app. He thinks Natasha put it on his phone in a moment of boredom, making him an account and following a few people she think he’d like. JB is one of those people. He bakes cakes and pies from an old notebook – it’s recipes from the 1930s. He’s scrolling through the account when he comes across the latest video.

    Bucky smiles widely at the camera, “I’m back” he says, “Get ready for some apple pie without apple.” He makes some anecdotes, making comments on the strange consistency of the pie, and then grins as he tastes it for the first time, “Holy – this is good. It tastes like apples” he says, setting down the plate and grabbing a notebook – which looks very familiar to Steve, “There you have it guys – Stevie’s apple pie. Circa 1935”

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    “You can’t.” 

    “Why not?” 

    “Because the only place left on your body without any ink is your face.” 

    “I seem to remember you liking how many tattoos I have.” 

    “Oh, I do. Believe me, I do. They’re hot as hell—hand me the screwdriver, babe?” Dean said, reaching out to let Castiel place the tool in his hand, “—but you’re saying you want to get something to represent me tattooed on you, and since your face is the only blank space left…” 

    Castiel hummed. 

    “I have another blank space.”

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    It's Thanksgiving, and the team is stranded on a distant moon. Only, Sam's a little out of sorts, the Colonel is bored, and Teal'c's holding a grudge. And there's pie? Have a little angst with your turkey and stuffing, friends. Sam/Jack angsty fluffery angst. You know how I do things. It would be helpful to have read "The Tao of Pie" first, but this isn't a sequel to that story. This is a few days late, but I do have an excuse. I was making pie. Ha. Enjoy!

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    Reader decides it's time to explore some uncharted territory. After a mishap, she almost loses Dismas, only to figure out a rather interesting way to bring him back from death's door.

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    Ben is a foodie who takes his love for food a little too far. Rey is an ER doctor that helps Ben handle some if the consequences of his food love. When she catches him outside of the ER one night she finds a hunger within herself is awakened.

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    Kris and Noelle share a pie during their childhood.

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    Synopsis: Mal and Daenarya fight over the last piece of pie.

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    If making apple pies helps Bitty feel a little closer to Jack, so be it.

    Podfic of What's Inside by flowerfan.
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    Bruce invites Clark to spend Thanksgiving at the manor. As always, it's not that straightforward. As always, Bruce has feelings long buried and underadressed clawing their way to the surface. As always, Clark is happy to help. This time he's bringing pie!

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