17 Works in Philippa Stainton

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    “Why didn’t you wake me?” I growl groggily into my pillow.

    “It’s not my job to wake you up. Get an alarm clock, you fucking numpty,” he snaps. I wonder if super hearing is a vampire thing.

    “You threw my alarm clock into the moat first year!” I shout over the music.

    “Not my problem,” he says, as he slams the door shut behind him.

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    I’m not keen on bringing Snow to the club. He hasn’t been in what seems like a lifetime. Back then, he would occasionally bumble in with Wellbelove. Or he’d stride in alongside the Mage, trying to look all tough, while the Mage’s Men made the rounds like bloody inquisitioners.
    There will be magic, of course. More magic than he’s seen in months.
    Then there’s the matter of the Mage’s Men....
    A number of them are from decent bloodlines. After the Mage’s atrocities came to light, a few crawled back to the club with their tails between their legs and desperately tried to reintegrate themselves into the society they once derided and terrorized.
    While I’m comfortable enough discounting their very existences, I know Snow isn’t going to be so capable.


    Simon has a list of things that have changed since Christmas. The Mage is at the bottom, buried, untouched.
    Baz has a throat clogged up with feelings he can't articulate. They're a burden, not just for himself.
    They're both struggling with fullness and emptiness in equal, confusing turns. They're both hurting.
    And there are some people who want them to hurt even more.

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    Medical AU where Simon is an A&E (Emergency Room) physician and Baz is a surgeon. A miserable day and night on call bring Simon and Baz to some realizations about themselves and each other--amid medical emergencies, automobile wrecks, and call room mishaps.

    Written for the Carry On Mini Bang 2019

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    1/1
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    “Fine," Baz sighs resolutely. “Dare.”

    “Okay!” Penny exclaims, grinning. “Kiss someone here. Anyone, but you have to like them.”

    Baz pinches the bridge of his nose. Alright, this isn’t the best situation, but he can fake it till he makes it. Now, all he needs to do is find someone and fit into the heteronormative stereotype, and then use the excuse that it was a dare to get out of anything that follows it, because he's not going to kiss Simon Snow, not in front of everybody.

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    163
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    This is an alternative ending of my groundhog AU called No Tomorrow starting at chapter twelve.
    If you don’t want to read eleven chapters of that and just want to read this for smut, all you really need to know is the day has been looping for eleven days and Simon has discovered Baz’s feelings for him.

    In this, Simon seduces Baz and they bang and stuff.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    5
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    Baz gets dragged to a party by Dev. Simon gets dragged to a party by Penelope. Hijinks ensue.

    Based on "spin the bottle" request.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    240
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1718
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    What would have happened if Simon had failed to shield Baz when he had gone off, while fighting the Chimera and Baz had fallen unconcious?

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    (Based off Adam Sandler's movie 50 First Dates, only slight changes)
    It had been two years since Simon Snow had graduated college, and moved into a flat with his best friend Penelope. Ever since he had graduated, he had felt as if he were stuck in an endless loop, that every day was the same, like Groundhogs day! He'd wake up, get coffee, go to work, come home and that would be the just of his day. Penelope suggests he go somewhere new in the mornings, to see if that breaks his cycle. Much to his surprise, he sees Baz there...and Finds he doesn't mind talking with him, like sitting down and genuinely talking to him...He finds himself excited for tomorrow, finding himself excited to talk to Baz...only to see that Baz...doesn't remember ever having a conversation with him...He doesn't remember the day before...Simon finds out that Baz suffers from Goldfield's syndrome...Simon decides Baz shouldn't have to deal with this alone...n if Baz forgot him the next day...Simon didn't want to give up on his enemy... enemy...?

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    Bookmarks:
    11
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    I’ve been away for so long that I’ve started to worry I imagined it. Or that we weren’t as happy as I thought. Or that I was in a blissful sleep for three years of my life and now I’ve woken up to a nightmare.

    The night before Baz graduates from university, Simon breaks up with him. (Because, as Baz will tell you, he is an idiot.)

    A year later they still aren't talking, Simon has a new girlfriend, and Baz is wearing a lot of purple.

    Penny has had it up to here with the pair of them. So she decides to take them on a road trip.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
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    Prince Simon of Watford hates being a prince. He would rather be with his friends than try to learn tax policy. While adventuring in the scary woods with Penelope, Simon finds a strange boy who somehow transforms from a swan into a human when he sits on a lake. Simon immediately becomes fascinated with the boy and his mysterious existence. And as he learns more, Simon's feelings start to deepen. But when the stakes get higher, can those feelings triumph over their struggles?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    79
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    219
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    37
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    Penelope is to marry Agatha's brother, Micah, in order to create an alliance between their kingdoms. But when Penelope has to spend 6 months at the castle before she marries her future husband, shenanigans and romance ensue.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    [Formerly 'Night Owl Cafe'!]

    Simon might not know much about the handsome Baz who comes into the coffee shop every single day, he certainly knows more about his co-worker, Pippa or his adopted sister Penny, or maybe his girlfriend, Agatha. But when strangers start attacking him on the street and life gets more dangerous, trusting Baz maybe the thing that saves him. Even when Simon realizes just how much he really doesn't know about his usual customer.

    A Simon Snow Urban Fantasy AU set in New York City.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    Simon Snow was prepared for his last musical at Watford Academy–- no, scratch that, he was excited as hell to be doing Spring Awakening. He wasn't exactly prepared to co-star with his on-again-off-again girlfriend.

    And he definitely wasn't prepared to play Baz Pitch's best friend.

    (aka: a high school theatre au where they do spring awakening because i have no self control.)

    Language:
    English
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    26,393
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    44
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    240
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    28
    Hits:
    2134
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    30 short fics updated daily from November 25 until December 24, for the second anniversary of Carry On Countdown, organized by @carryon-countdown on tumblr

    Language:
    English
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    18,512
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1821
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    15 year old Simon Snow gets an invite to a party, where his longtime crush will be. Unfortunately his longtime enemy decides to make an appearance too.

    Based on "spin the bottle" kiss prompt

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    312
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2559
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    It's fifth year at Watford - It hasn't been long since Baz realised his feelings for Simon Snow and now he's struggling

    Language:
    English
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    11,783
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1661
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    Words are very powerful. That’s what we’ve always been told. But what are words? Are they really just a combination of spoken sounds? No, they are clearly much more. Words are meaning. Words can be written. Words can be said with our hands, or with our body. And words can be left unspoken.

    Language:
    English
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    420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    452

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