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    The weather was relentless the next day, completely shutting them inside. Tommy was in a sour mood because of it, and Wilbur was doing his best to cheer him up with light strums from his guitar.

    “It’s not fair!” Tommy shouted, storming away from the window. “This is an awful fucking time for the rain to start, so why now?”

    “Language, Tommy,” Phil said calmly. “None of us are happy about it. I know, it sucks.”

    “Yeah, it fuckin’ does…” he mumbled, seating himself on the ground next to Wilbur. Wilbur played a few notes, looking up to Tommy, silently asking for requests. He rolled his eyes overdramatically, before tapping his chin. “Give me that one, uh… Jubilee Line or whatever? Good song for jamming to when you’re upset.” Wilbur stuck out his tongue in concentration, reaching his short fingers over the strings. He began slowly strumming, filling the room with a light melancholy.

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    Or, a self-indulgent comfort fic with immortal Phil, his son Wilbur, his adoptive son Tommy, and a strange student from far away living in a small cabin in the woods.

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    The boy was twelve when he was found.

    Techno refused to give him away anymore. He refused when the boy stuck to his side and refused to leave for all but a few months. Techno learned to teach the boy that he was free and that he didn't have to kneel or offer himself for something like entertainment.

    It was heart breaking to see. A child so utterly broken and abused not knowing how to be a person, not knowing how to live or even take care of himself.

    Techno learned two months into the boy's rescue that his name was Philza. Philza Minecraft.

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    Phil is really not okay and for a fourteen year old as a past and a half.

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    Tommy never expected to get out of exile alive. More so with four extra voices in his head. As he ran in the blizzard, only one thing came to mind.
    I need to find Techno.

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    Wilbur had just been...sitting there.

    Staring at nothing.

    For thirteen and a half years.

    Nothing but the void.

    The Limbo.

    Jschlat came by last week, It was good, he wasn't alone for a while.

    But then Schlat went to sleep.

    Mexican dream hasn't shown up in a few years.

    Staring at nothing.

    While staring at nothing Wilbur's been given time to think.

    And he's come to the conclusion... (Or multiple conclusions).

    He doesn't want to die, he wanted to see his family. He wants to go back in time and watch fundy grow up. He wants to try and make amends with his father after the man ditched Wilbur and Tommy. But he just wanted his dad back.

    He wanted...

     

    He needed...

     

    In the pandora's prison, a revival gone wrong Wilbur blinks and when he opens his eyes once more he wakes up in a strange and new world.

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    Philza Minecraft, A single (ex) Father. His age in unknown, He used to live in snowchester in one of the poorer districts. Now he lives in L'manburg, Philza still lives in the lower districts.
    In the daytime, He's Philza Minecraft, the renowned father figure of the work place and the person you go to when things get ruff.
    and In the night, He's The Crow Father,feared vigilante-gone-villain who is so powerful that when he was faced with most of the major hero's he got out unscathed.
    And in-between he's just a guy tryin to get by.

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    BTW THIS IS ABOUT THE CHARACTERS NOT THE ACTUAL PEOPLE!!!!

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    Twitter was angry at them. Or, more accurately, their entire fanbase. After Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo faked a face reveal during their last stream, people had gone into hysterics. Now, though, they were facing some new challenges that they were prepared for, as well as some old ones that had no right to show up when they did.
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    Ranboo breaks out of his shell more, Tubbo dies of laughter in the corner, and Tommy decides that Phil is the absolute worst. Oh, Wilbur and Techno are there too.

    Sequel to Lonesome Ghosts, irregular update schedule

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    “Along comes this precious little boy and no day was ever ordinary again.”- unknown
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    Technoblade’s life was a wild one, knowing that no matter what he did he could not escape the fate of being the fateful Blood God as the son of Death and the deceased Prime of War.

    It all gets thrown for a loop, though, when a fateful night leads to the greatest adventure of his life, and trust me, he’s been through it all.
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    WE NEED MORE TECHNODAD AND BABYINNIT BUT ALSO THE BABY WONT BE SEEN FOR AT LEAST A GOOD 20-40 CHAPTERS IDK

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    The three remaining Syndicate members and how they cope with grief.

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    Some say The Shamer is cursed, some say he is a monster and some say he is a bringer of justice. The Shamer tells his child that his eyes are a gift. His child, Ranboo, isn’t sure about that, but the power of his gaze still grows. He sees all the things people are ashamed of when he looks them in the eyes, and it proves to bring him in trouble with both royalty and dragons.

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    title: devil town - cavetown

    technoblade is a mortal hunter who takes the job to kill the blood god and it doesn't go quite as planned... in fact it goes quite the opposite.

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    He was decaying.

    That's the long and short, the simple and easy. He is decaying, and soon he will fall to be a gentle flower on Her red Earth. It is fate, is it not? The cruel resolution that will eventually fall will not hide or cast her gaze away. It is simple, it is truth. He is decaying, and he is loosing.

    He does not know what winning feels like. Is it warmth? Is is a gentle touch of rain, plastering hair to his forehead and kissing the very tip of his nose? Maybe the soft smell of fruit against the backdrop of a blue sea.

    It is not his duty to win... it is his requirement to not loose.

    Technoblade is a weapon of war, Philza wants to help.

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    Phil is a pretty easy going man. He goes about his business and he stays out of other people's way— well, if there were people to avoid.. hardcore is.. lonely. It's lonely but it is expansive. It is the sun and the moon and the stars all gifting him, and him only their wisdom and their cheers.. it's the grass and the breeze and the trees and the sky telling him he's doing so wonderfully. It's everything he could have ever wanted, Hardcore. He has freedom to sing ballads, build impossible structures and create art with the clouds between his fingers. He is free.

    And yes, the constant threat of his Lady Death weighs heavy on his heart, but he is not afraid of it. Not anymore. He has lost three hardcore worlds of past, and he knows what to expect during the end.

    He just doesn’t know what to expect when he wakes up, after said end..

    Philza dies in season 4 hardcore and when he respawns in the overworld, His and Techno’s house is abandoned.. when he finds techno, he’s… not good.

    Or, Phil dies, and returns to find techno disassociated— he helps bring him back down to him.

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    It's not supposed to go like this... Listen, it's supposed to be heartwarming and it's supposed to be full of love.. It was meant to happen peacefully and on his own terms. Its not meant to happen like this, okay? He's supposed to get hugs and praise, his family supporting his decision with “Tommy You're so mega cool and super awesome and i can't believe you saved all those beautiful women and saved the city like the Biggest man in the world- you're so cool i want to give you my position and my job!'

    The last one preferably coming from Wilbur.

    But no. Here he is, sitting on his ass like an idiot. Tommy is bleeding bad from a massive gash in his arm, and it hurts, but he has a little bit of a bigger problem. Being surrounded by the top three heroes every.. who are his family. One wrong move, and they are going to mother hen him for months. Months! He can't do that! He has wives to have, bitches to respect. He can't be stuck at home!

    And do he does any rational human would do!

    He laughs.

    VIGILANTE AU FUCK YEAH!

    Tommy gets hurt and SBI find out he’s a vigilante and they cry and it’s sweet and Tommy is a good kid :] oh yeah, he lives with them too… oops.

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    Philza was not an old man. Not by any means! Sure, he had seen the rise and fall of empires and ever ruled a few of his own. He lived as a civilian and he fought valiantly in wars. He was a poor beggar and we was the one giving coins to beggars. He had seen every single side of the world, truly. Been every side of the world.

    But he was not an old man. No. Not even when his knee was hurting a bit more than usual when there was a big rainstorm coming or he got a few more crooks in his neck than normal. No, he was young and spry! He wasn't old, just a little rusty.

    That didn’t mean it was getting any easier to handle each time his sons died. They always come back, always without fail… but that didn’t make the pain hurt any less.

    Phil and Techno are immortal, blessed by their respective gods. Tommy and Wilbur are immortal too, but they die. They die and come back over and over again, each time finding Phil and Techno along the way.

    This is Phil’s favorite timeline, then Techno’s, and what happens when both Tommy and Wilbur finally pass.

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    All Tommy wanted to do was have a relaxing day with his best friends and their children in Snowchester. Now, he was faced with multiple other versions of the people he knew, a crying, teenage Shroud, and multiple stories of pain, suffering, and death. This was not the relaxing day he had wanted.

    Shroud had never expected to see his father again. King Wilbur saw what he wanted so badly, his little brother, standing in front of him. Tubbo and Ranboo missed their old friend, their partner in crime and the third member of their trio of vigilantes.

    Or, when King Wilbur and his family head to fight the green god one last time, something goes very wrong, and the universe breaks. Different versions of the characters end up in the DreamSMP alongside each other and the people already there. However, one thing unites all of the alternate versions. Their Tommy's are all dead. The Tommy in this new world though, was still alive. However, this won't be a simple meeting and connection. After all, this Tommy has been through multiple wars, abused, and manipulated in the past. There's a reason he's so suspicious and closed off, one they will eventually find out. And in the background of everything, Dream smiles from his cell.

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    Technoblade wasn't someone who celebrated holidays. He was pretty sure that after last year holidays on DreamSMP would become mourning days rather than days of joy. He didn't mind that.

    Correction: Technoblade didn't mind that until Phil mentioned that other Syndicate members might enjoy some celebration. The issue was that Christmas was... here. When other members wake up in the morning it will be Christmas. So Technoblade, with Phil's help, decides to save Christmas in the Antarctic Commune.

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    Tommy has been trying for so long.

    And Tommy cracks and cracks.

    Until an argument between Big Q & Wilbur finally breaks him.

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    Why worship a God that won't prove their existence, why not believe in a God who befriend you?

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    Ranboo had been in the foster care system before being adopted by a nice woman, and he gained three siblings. Now, he was nineteen and lived with his older sibling, Eret, and participating in college. Despite his dysmorphia and PTSD, he was content to that simple life.

    It didn't last long, one faithful night.

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    An AU which Eret, Techno, Niki, and Ranboo are siblings and get through life. Includes some other characters as well, read to find out!

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    Techno lets out a sigh of relief. Disaster averted.
    “I didn’t realize you had a kid.” Never mind. Disaster very much imminent. Techno is doomed.

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    Technoblade gets caught in the last place he ever wanted to be seen. This is definitely going to ruin his brand.

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