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    Raven (aka Mystique) was abandoned as a baby on the steps of a school. Twelve years later and nine foster homes later, she gets fed up and runs away to the circus.

    With Clint Barton in tow.

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    A Hawkeye Origin Story.

    Hawkeye’s greatest skill is his uncanny aim. Clint’s is the ability to adapt and survive.

    Before there was Hawkeye, long-time SHIELD agent, part-time Avenger, legendary archer, there is Clint Barton, teenaged orphan, chronic runaway, washed-out circus star, semi-reformed petty criminal, less-than-legal porn star. Despite his best efforts, Clint’s life is going nowhere, fast. Until he crosses paths with a seemingly harmless man with a soft voice and an iron will who offers him a way out.

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    “Agent Romanoff, you’re celebrating with Agent Barton and that’s final.”
    The vent cover is shifted slightly. A hand appears momentarily to flip Clint and Fury off before it retreats and Natasha can be heard scampering away through the maze of vents.
    “You’re the only one who can get through to her. Try to show her a good time.”

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    Natasha goes to spend her first Thanksgiving with the Bartons. No one is particularly thrilled about it. She does her best to retreat into herself while Clint tries to help her tear down some of her walls.

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    The Rising Tide was all about letting the people know the truth and making people be held accountable for their lies. And for a girl who can't lie, it's the perfect home to be in. That is until your best friend decides to orchestrate a mission to infiltrate the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division (SHIELD), and suddenly lies are what stand between you, and possible death. Welcome to the life of Lina Rose, hopefully, she survives.

    **Not Completed, I just don't know how to add the question mark thing**

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    Tony's decided to research ways to relieve stress, since him and his team clearly need it. They've already tried yoga, that was an epic fail. They've tried meditation, taking long baths, they've tried the whole deal. Then Tony stumbles across a website talking about "Little space".

    "What the fuck is little space?" Tony muttered.

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    Harry crosses through the veil and ends up in another universe, where there aren't any witches or wizards, but there are aliens, superheros, and secret agents.

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    Who is Phil Coulson, really? he's the best agent Shield has ever seen, the one man Nick Fury trusts to lead the Avengers, and nobody seems to know anything about him. He came from nowhere. Was trained nowhere. He has no school records, no birth certificate, no parents. Aside from Shield files, he doesn't even exist. So who is he?

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    “What the hell is a Stand and who decided on that stupid name?”

    Five times an avenger encountered a Stand user + the one time they actually saw a Stand.

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    Marvel’s Bizarre Adventure

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    Darcy Lewis has stopped being Darcy Lewis. She couldn't take the constant threats on her life, the chaos surrounding science! So she quit. She became Max Black. A broke waitress living pay check to pay check working to out last the plaguing nightmares and she's happy with that.

    Phil Coulson. He's a dead man walking. Head of an organization full of snakes he has to escape sometimes. Sometimes a shitty diner with greasy food is the way to do that.

    They both are lying to themselves and each other but it works. Because sometimes in white lies you find slices of the truth.

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    Clinton Francis Barton, unknown orientation and unknown shift, is a walking human disaster.

    But he's a deadly one, and Phil Coulson; Alpha and Epicyon shift, is sent to either bring the man down, or recruit him. Recruitment of course being preferred, but if that should fail... The man needed to stop interfering in Shield's affairs. But when he keeps evading every single tracking team Shield sets out... Phil needs to take a more hands on approach.

    And then the wind shifts, and what should be impossible by any legal and moral standing of the word, is suddenly in front of him, lengthened eyeteeth and eyes narrowed with their pupil's blown wide. An AlphaOmega....

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    Jason Todd is on the run from the League of Assassins, the only home he's known for the past 8 years. He doesn't really want to trade one organization specializing in espionage and assassination for another, but S.H.I.E.L.D. might just provide the safety he needs.

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    Five times Phil Coulson spanked an Avenger
    + that one time Steve got his mouth washed out with soap.

    (This fic should be read as if it's 2012 and The Avengers just came out and for all we know the whole team is living in the Tower with Tony and they are a family. K?)

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    Phil Coulson is exhausted and ready to crash but he still needs to collect the reports from the Avengers last mission. Going up to Starks floor he sees something he didn't expect.

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    Nick Fury created Shield Academy for the best and the brightest. The school boasts world leaders, sports superstars, and world renowned scientists as their alumni. But the newest batch of students might just be the toughest yet. From genius Tony Stark, to future Captain of the football team, Steve Rodgers, it’ll be a miracle if Shield Academy is still standing by the end of the year.

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    Divorced dad Clint Barton has one thing going for him: he's going to be the property master for the upcoming Captain America musical. To his surprise, Natasha Romanoff is working on the same project. After a meeting with a seer, he learns about his soulmate.

    Who would want to be with him and his baggage?

    Someone with just as much baggage.

    AU-gust Day 31: Pick Two AUs (Theatre and Soulmates, with No Powers/All Humans)

    Rated T for references to past drug use and addiction, references to teen pregnancy, and references to cheating (committed by characters who don't appear in the story itself).

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    As a young boy, Clint Barton was forced to grow up faster then normal. He forced himself to grow bigger, stronger, older so he could fight back, but he didn’t realize it until he was the size of an eighteen year old at eleven and was towering over Barney, his fifteen year old brother.

    Or I have been reading way too many kid!Clint fics and comics about Hawkeye.

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    Loki suddenly appear in front of them and the avengers were on high alert with a weapon each in hand. The mood became tense with the appearance of Loki, who was confirmed to be missing. He was cradling something close to him, his eyes were red. A black tuft of hair was seen among the blankets he was wrapped in.

    "Please, please help him" he begged while kneeling, showing the tiny thing that was held close to him.

    “Huh, looks like we don’t need to worry about tracking reindeer games.” Tony lowered his hand slowly as he stare at Loki who was kneeling. ‘Well that’s one less problem.’ He thought.

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    Maria Carbonell is an eighteen year old assassin when she takes a job to take out Howard Stark it's a very easy job surprisingly but she didn't know a toddler would be there and left with no choice and a strange otherworldly instinctual urge she takes the child and raises it as her own.

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    Clint makes a split-second decision to make the mission a success.
    He might just succeed in something else as well.

    (50 kisses prompt #24, in danger)

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    Natalia is raised in the heat of battle. Born kicking and screaming and never quite learns how to stop fighting. Dreykov learns her name and strokes her jaw and says, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦.

    She becomes many things.

    (𝘋𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘈𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳.

    𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴. 𝘚𝘱𝘺.)

    All titles that she earns.

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