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    Neither Clint or Nick know how to flirt like normal people. Agent Sitwell and Coulson have a running bet, on who clues in first.

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    On a drunken night out, Jasper decides that a new puppy is the perfect solution to Phil's lack of love life. A simple miss-click posts the want ad under Personals instead of Pets, which is how he ends up meeting Clint and his puppy persona Lucky.

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    After Clint, Natasha, and two other agents disappear during an op, Phil and Jasper try to find out what had happened.

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    It wasn't like Jasper meant to walk in on anyone or eavesdrop. He just wanted to let Phil know that he and Melinda were leaving earlier.

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    The thing was, Jasper liked knowing stuff, even though he was aware that there were some things he should just ignore.

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    Clint Barton: World's Greatest Marksman, submissive, high-functioning disaster.

    When Clint comes in to SHIELD he's been on his own for almost four years, and he's been keeping himself level using conditioning techniques he's learned from a lifetime of abuse and neglect. Phil Coulson is the first to notice the imbalance – Clint's system seems to be all punishment, no rewards - but Phil's tastes aren't exactly average and it's none of his business anyway. Certain that what he wants is not at all congruent with what Clint deserves Phil keeps his distance, until a mission gone wrong sends the archer tumbling into an nasty case of subdrop and neither of them have any other choice but to take a chance on the other.

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    Coulson's life is a lot more interesting since he met Clint Barton.

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    There was never just one. And to think it was all because of the coffee. Thor was stuck on Tony duty which required lots of patience and a visit to their favorite coffee shop. It's all downhill from there as they meet Not!Clint and his brand new British sidekick that seems intent on stalking the two Avengers. In other words the time that the IMF met the Avengers.

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    Phil came back and Clint felt lost. More than lost. It was difficult to actually describe everything he felt right then.

    They had a lot to talk about, and he would make sure they talked, but before they did, they had to save their friend.

    I Believe in Jasper Sitwell.

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    Written for pagination's prompt: Phone sex operator Phil has a regular, who occasionally calls when he's lonely. And then sometimes he calls needing a cool head to talk him through odd situations.

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    The first text that Jasper ever gets on the shitty burner phone he’s kept fully charged and within arm’s reach for the past three years reads, Please tell me we didn’t really lose you.

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    Phil Coulson has known Clint for a long time and has obsessed over Clint in equal measure. Also, he finds his habit of growling in his sleep weirdly cute.

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    Jasper had thought it was the chance of a lifetime. The chance to work with the greatest team ever formed while Phil Coulson recovered. He would be more excited if they could all learn what radio silence actually meant and stuck to it.

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    (Original author summary): "I'll handle the matter internally."

    That's even sort of what happens.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Clint has appendicitis and needs surgery. Too bad he really doesn't care. At all. Now it's up to Phil to get him back to medical before it ruptures and figure out why his agent would bolt when he truly needs surgery.

    This Fic could also be called "That Time Coulson Needed A New Office".

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    It’s been two years since the incident in Budapest, and Phil and Clint’s paths cross again. A lot of things have changed in the meantime; others have remained the same.

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    1914
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    Maria was the worst friend ever, Phil thought, unsure where to put the emphasis to really get his feelings across on the subject.

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    Missing moment set during The Hub. Phil checks on Sitwell in medical. Mainly because I like Sitwell and because Max ships Sitwell/Simmons !

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    "I'll handle the matter internally."

    That's even sort of what happens.

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    516
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    1/1
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    17
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    101
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    11
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    Darcy Lewis just wanted to get a cup of coffee in peace.

    How was this her life?

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    1,358
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    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1375

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