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    Yhprum's law - Yhprum's law is the opposite of Murphy's law. The simple formula of Yhprum's law is: "Everything that can work, will work."

    AKA - Happy Ending Route for Everyone

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    Tony Stark is a genius, that’s without doubt. He engages in rocket science, fights with crime as a superhero and leads a world-famous company. But raising a child? That’s a whole another thing. Especially when the child has Stark’s genes.
    Fortunately he has his two best friends, supercomputer and later a whole team by his side, so he could manage it somehow.
    Or not, because Peter Stark has them all wrapped around his finger.

    [This is a series of loosely (un)connected Iron Dad oneshots with Tony being Peter’s biological dad.]
    [Rated T for language.]
    [Deadpool is/will be there in the last three chapters, Spideypool in the last two. The rest is just Iron Dad and Spiderson.]

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    In a post-apocalyptic world, Peter Parker has been fending for himself for over two decades, working as a smuggler for whoever is dumb enough to ask him for something.

    It's not that people like going to The Spider asking for favors, but he's the only one who's skilled enough to complete the job.

    Because if there's one thing that people on the east coast know, it's that The Spider, is the best man suited for any job.

    No matter what...

    That is how he found himself hauling a fourteen year old girl across the country because she was immune to the virus.

    But Peter has always been a secretive person, playing it close to the vest, telling people only what they need to know, and he's been keeping a pretty big secret...

    He's also immune...

    Now with his new mission of taking the girl on a road trip across the United States, will Peter learn to move on from his past mistakes, or drown in the sorrow he carries deep inside?

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    When the first plan for getting EDITH falls apart, Quentin realizes he's going to have to spend more time convincing Peter to pass EDITH to him. A lot more time. He can pretend to be Peter's best friend and mentor for as long as it takes, though.

    Or— he can pretend to be Peter's doting boyfriend for as long as it takes, if that's what Peter's looking for. Peter's a challenge, a puzzle he can't quite pick apart, but being fascinated by him isn't the same as getting attached. It's not like it means anything; he barely likes the kid, much less loves him.

    He doesn't, right?

    Shit.

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    This story is in no way connected to my previous Spider-man MHA crossover.

    Peter Parker used to be quirkless until one day he was bitten by a genetically enhanced radioactive spider which gives him powers blah blah blah with great power comes great responsibility blah blah Peter becomes Japan's number 1 vigilante, Spider-man .

    Peter is also a student for the support course for U.A while his best friend, Izuku Midoriya is a part of the hero course.

    A year into his career Spider-man gets tangled with the League of Villians in more ways then one.

    Spider-man will have to team up with heroes that tried to arrest him for over a year, hide even more secrets from the world and help somebody see that their quirk doesn't make them who they are.

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    Day 8: De-Aged!

    Peter never imagined in a lifetime he’d be trying to steal a de-aging gun from a lunatic lady who really wants to turn the population into babies?

    Seriously, he never signed up for this. Ever.

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    “Take it from the top. Tell me everything,” Stephen inquired as he took the seat opposite, hands steepled together and lightly pressed against his chin.

    “Got a distress call from Peter’s suit. Tracked him down but couldn’t connect to his AI. Arrived on the scene to find exhibit A: tiny child, tangled up in the Stark Suit. Kid says he’s Peter Parker and the scans confirm it. Short Stuff just got shorter.” 
     
    Or... Tony and Stephen go from snarky acquaintances to friends to idiot dads who clearly love each other whilst solving the mystery of a de-aged Peter.

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    Peter just wanted to get through the school day without interruptions. The sooner class let out, the sooner he could do Spiderman things or go to the lab with Tony. Instead, he gets spammed with phone calls in the middle of class. Classes where "The Rule" is strictly enforced. If you get a call you must answer it. On Speaker. Peter suspected they were doing it on purpose, but he had no proof. A series of oneshots where different Marvel characters call Peter during class.

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    Noir teaches Peter how to use a gun, and Peter subsequently uses this knowledge to short circuit his other mentors' brains.

    Or; Peter has a gun, knows how to use it, and is damn good at it.

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    birb boi archer man @cawcaw mtherfcker
    this is wonderfully chaotic

     

    AngryRedhead @TheBlackWidow
    did spiderman get you too?

     

    birb boi archer man @cawcaw mtherfcker
    nah, I chose this, he agreed

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    After the events that took place a few months ago, Peter is trying to recover and feel normal again with his family.

    It isn’t as easy as he thinks, sleepless nights and the separation anxiety starts to take over and he soon realizes that he will never be normal but none of that matters when he has a family that loves him and is willing to do anything for him.

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    Life sucks and then you die.
    At least that's the motto Y/n lived by after losing their beloved partner in life. Barely into the grieving phase after losing everything; you have to survive a deadbeat roommate, an apathetic landlord, a white knight co-worker, and now an overenthusiastic stalker!

    With all the terrible luck, who knows what'll happen?! Action, 'RoMaNcE', and daring plans; Everyone's got a dark side and we're gonna jack it up to 11. Nobody is a saint and we're not here for that! So buckle up for a ride of terrible people, making terrible decisions, for their already ruined lives!!

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    As soon as he saw Captain America and Iron Man walk through the doors of the Compound, Peter knew that he was a dead man walking. There was nowhere on Earth, or even the galaxy, that Peter could hide where they couldn’t find him. Peter felt that if he was going to die, Ned should too because his best friend was partially responsible for the mess they were in now.

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    Speaking of Kate, despite the burns and broken bones, she immediately looked up with a smile when her gaze met his.

    "Hey, S-Spider-Man," she stuttered before clearing her throat, "I'm Kate. Kate Bishop. Big fan."

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    My take on the Peter Parker's Field Trip to Stark Industries trope, with lots of background Avengers relationships, Tony and Pepper being amazing parents to their two kids, Morgan and Peter being little shits, and Flash looking like an absolute spanner.

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    Violet Witch is a biology major at NYU that *happens* to also be able to manipulate matter. She has a real name, of course, but you're not allowed to know that yet, because duh secret identity.
    Peter Parker is a chemical and mechanical engineering student at MIT that also *happens* to be Spider-Man.

    When Violet gets into some trouble and is "rescued" by some passing Avengers, she's taken to Stark Tower, and promptly introduced to the gang.

    Of course, things can never be that simple.

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    To increase public image after the 'Civil War', Tony is offered the opportunity to have his daily life at the Tower filmed, to which he agrees to after some convincing from Pepper and Peter, who are determined for everyone to see the real Tony Stark.

    Will people see the real Tony Stark? Will their opinions change? What will people find out about him? And is Peter Parker his secret son?

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    "Oh, you fu–" He cut himself off, hissing as the coffee sank through his shirt. He grabbed a kitchen rag and frantically dabbed at it as he looked at the time. 08:22. Shit, he thought, dropping the towel and thanking the fact that he happened to grab a black dress shirt and wouldn't have to worry too much about the coffee staining it.

    He abandoned the coffee disaster and quickly did up his tie. He knew the skin where the coffee had splashed wasn't burnt, he'd had enough experience with burns in the lab to know it was just a bit tender so he ignored that too and made his way to the elevator with a sigh.

    It was going to be a long day.

    ---

    Tony has a bad day and his family help him feel better.

    Comfortember Day 24. Family + 20. Blanket fort + 30. Light At The End Of The Tunnel

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    Stiles knows Peter just wants revenge for the brutal murder of his family. Once he gets it and still seems to be lingering in Beacon Hills she realizes what he's after now.

    He's still waiting for her to ask him for what she really wants.

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    “Can I get like 5 more minutes of sleep please?”

    “Kid, I just kidnapped you, tied you up in my lab- in my secret lair, and you're asking for 5 more minutes of sleep. Really?”

    Peter narrowed his eyes. “Is this a trick question or...”

    ~
    Or, Villain Tony meets and promptly decides to adopt a newly minted Spider-Man who might maybe definitely has no clue what he's doing

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