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I think it's beautiful, the way you sparkle when you talk about the things you love. by Mysterycheerio
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
29 May 2020
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May 29th.
Happy Birthday Mr. A. Stark.Steve Rogers is a dick.
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I'm Here, I'm Queer, and Filled With Existential Fear by RenIsntHome (NicoGreyjoy)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 May 2020
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[video starts with Sam narrating]
"In today's episode of What Was Stark's Kid Up To Last Night, I gotta admit I was surprised. I came into the living room and everything was in it's proper place. There was a stack of empty Bang energy drinks on the coffee table, no big deal. That's normal for them. But then I saw the dragon dressed in black robes with weird symbols surrounded by similarly dressed creatures"[camera pans to lifelike stuffed dragon with a dagger fastened to one paw and a strange book to the other. It's surrounded by other stuffed animals focusing intently on their leader]
"Tell me why there is a goddamn cult gathering in my living room"
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Or Peyton Parker, Tony's beloved spider-child, is quarantined with the Avengers for the foreseeable future and it is an experience for them (and a PR nightmare for Pepper).
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Oh my god they were quarantined by AngelinaAnturajalka for CrescentScar
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 May 2020
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“Fuck, Stark is going to kill me.”
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I'll Hold you When Things go Wrong (I'll Be With you From Dusk Till Dawn) by Redsame1212
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 May 2020
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Just a bunch of Irondad drabbles/oneshots. Peter parker being himself and our favorite Irondad being his overprotective self. I do take requests so feel free to request those in the comments!
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Action by EmilyWeaslette
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 May 2020
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Peter stepping into the limelight, as seen through videos.
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- Part 2 of Peter Parker and the Internet
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Peppermint-the Flavor of Evil by ironmanisalive
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 May 2020
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AKA Peter is allergic to peppermint because of the bite and doesn't tell anyone about it until he's almost dying.
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Misleading Magic: Mingling Singles Edition by KetamineKendra, SolLess (xangedechux)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
28 May 2020
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Our boys have been hiding in fish bowls for years. They keep to themselves, go out when only absolutely necessary, and they keep their circles tight. But really, how easy can it be to keep to yourself when you’ve got these 5 cramped in closer quarters than should be legal?
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- Part 3 of Apartments & Amoré
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A Slice Of Life, Death, And Everything In-Between by Buckets_Of_Stars
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 May 2020
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Tony Stark never thought he would start to get gray hair at only 48-years-old. Then along came a certain Spider-Baby that turned his whole entire world upside down.
(Or: A series of unrelated IronDad Tumblr ficlet prompts people send me. Enjoy!)
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Grandparents Day & Parents Day by killjoykhaleesi
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
27 May 2020
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Grandparents Day & Parents Day at Midtown High, featuring Peter Parker's unimpressed Grandpa Steve and show-off IronDad.
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A Parent Apparent by happyaspie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
27 May 2020
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In which the author indulges herself in some shameless Irondad/Spiderson with fluff, angst and everything in between because she needs more of that in her life.
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Just another one of those, oh so overdone, fanfics where Tony and Peter's relationship grows into more of a father/son relationship after an accident involving Aunt May (who lives)
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From Pas de Deux to Pas de Trois by pollyparrot8
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
26 May 2020
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What if Peter Parker didn’t grow up in Queens with Uncle Ben and Aunt May, but rather grew up in some Hydra base being trained as The Winter Spider? What if because he was so resistant to Hydra, he was put in a cryostasis chamber? What if it was Zemo who found him before Civil War started and made Peter a part of his plan? What if it was Harley, as Iron Lad, who went to help Tony apprehend the Rogues? Peter didn’t know, he just woke up and was being ordered by his new ‘Handler’ Zemo to push his plan forward. Peter didn’t want to, he wanted to be free to live a peaceful life and maybe see if he could find anyone from the flashbacks he had when he woke up, like a woman named May…
This is a Parley story and it’s about Peter sort of finding himself after everything. He’s just, chilling as best as he can. He’s hoping to find whoever ‘May’ is and try to reconnect with her as family. The reason Peter is listening to Zemo is because Zemo knows the password to something Peter desperately wants to open but can’t as he doesn’t have his
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Mind Over Matter by seekrest
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Upload (TV 2020)
26 May 2020
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Darkness.
That’s the first thing Michelle is aware of. Complete and utter darkness.
But then a voice - low, peaceful yet totally unfamiliar begins to speak - a beacon calling out to her as it says, “Hello Michelle. I’m not expecting you to answer me yet. The system is sorting through a lot of information but I’m going to count to three. Try to count with me.”
Michelle tries but finds that she can’t, unsure if she even has a body as the voice - a guy she thinks - says, “One. Two. Three.”
A soft melody begins to play in the background, shapes and sounds all around her starting to blur in and out of focus as Michelle groans.
“Welcome to upload.”
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An Upload AU
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- Part 12 of Maybe In Another Universe
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Tiny problem by Murder_and_Snacks (LittleNerd)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
26 May 2020
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Explaining to May that they had, accidentally, regressed her 16-year-old nephew to a pint-sized toddler wasn't one of his proudest moments. For someone so small she sure as hell packs a punch and knows a lot of colorful language in both English and Italian it seems.
How were they supposed to know that the stupid rock changed powers when moved to another realm? It didn't come with an instructions manual. (They found that one later in the Asgardian library after some digging buy Thor and Loki).
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Or Parker luck strikes again and Peter is now a pint-sized toddler spending his birthday with the Avengers, just not how he thought he would. Tony tries (and succeeds, don't doubt yourself so Tony) to be there for Peter and fluff and cuddles occur. A tiny bit of angst in the future. -
Spider-Man: Stay at Home by letsdaydreamtilwedreamagain
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
26 May 2020
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“I’m Harley,” he blurted out.
Peter stared at him with wide eyes, blinking rapidly, his mouth agape like he was struggling to catch his breath just like Harley was. Well, this surely was one way to say hello.
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In which Peter and Harley have to self-quarantine at the Tower, Peter is like, "this boy? my new bf. as in, best friend. ofc. why are you laughing stop it" and Harley just wants this absolute disaster of a boy to get out of his head. (And maybe be his.)
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Peters Horrendus Trip To SI, oooh harley by MALECANDALEC
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
26 May 2020
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Harley Keener is a tour guide. Flash flirts with everything in sight. Peter Parker is also doing a tour at SI. What could go wrong?
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The Home Invasion by Blue_Glass
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
26 May 2020
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Peter Stark, more commonly known as Peter Parker, just missed out on the secret Academic Decathlon field trip because he had miscounted his days absent from school. Well at least he gets to stay home for the day right? What happens next is purely coincidence, but really Peter should have expected this to happen.
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A Tale of Spiders and Snakes by TwicetheTrouble
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Loki: Agent of Asgard
26 May 2020
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After the events of Loki: Where Mischief Lies, Loki spends the next forty years living on Earth with Theo. Until Theo dies, illness and old age eventually taking its toll. So Loki is left alone, grieving with a child on the way. To make matters worse, the child was born taking after his mortal father, aging much faster than a standard Asgardian should. Unsure what to do, Loki takes him back to Midgard, leaving him with the few people that might understand his natural born magic.
125 years later, Peter has wormed his way into the Avengers with the hope that through them, he can finally meet his father and ask the god a few question. If he ends up pranking a few of said Avengers along the way, well, no one can really blame him. He's still very much a kid, after all.
Or, Peter is Loki/Theo's kid (Who ages only 1 year for every 10) and has a little too much fun using magic to prank Avengers while searching for Loki.
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peter parker's wikihow article on how to not die by bstarship
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
25 May 2020
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Step One: Break into your rich mentor's home and talk nonstop until you annoy him into letting you stay.
Step Two: Clean your own suit because you fell into a stranger's garden, and that's okay. You're allowed to make mistakes.
Step Three: Help your mentor with his super-secret project that involves nanobots—which, now, isn't so super-secret anymore.
Step Four: Maybe duck when your mentor is messing around with his repulsors. Maybe.
Step Five: Forgive your mentor. Don't let his guilt eat him alive. It will hurt worse than dying.
Step Six: Rinse and repeat. -
Steve... from Brooklyn by the_ellum
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
25 May 2020
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May is dating Steve from Brooklyn. Full name: Steve Rogers, best known as: Captain America.
Peter tries very hard not to freak out. He knows Steve as Spider-Man. But Steve doesn't know that he is Spider-Man. He also doesn't know that he an May know Tony.
What even is Peter's life? -
Caught In A Flaming Web (not final title) by nephilimparkvr
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
25 May 2020
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at·trac·tion
/əˈtrakSH(ə)n/noun
a quality or feature that evokes interest, liking, or desire.
Peter peeked his head out of the med bay, and looked out into the hall to see if anybody was there. When he didn’t see anyone, he nodded to himself and walked down the hall, but when he turned the corner he collided right into someone, who’s hands went right to his chest to push him out of the way.
“Hey, watch it asshole!” The guy said, and Peter glared at him, only now realizing the guy looked familiar. Blue eyes, blonde hair, sharp jaw, fancy and probably really expensive clothes? Oh yeah, he knew that face. Hell, everybody knew that face.
The face that belonged to none other than Johnny Storm.