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    Real adventures are always at least a little bit unsupervised, and growing up is the realest adventure there is.
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    Dave, given the chance to explore his adolesence, keeps running into broken pieces of his past.
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    "(If his breakfast is the same toast and apple juice every day on the meteor, just like back in Texas, no one comments. He certainly appreciates the mundane things in life, like fake apple juice and the wonders of a toaster. He doesn't consider why Rose doesn't appreciate these things anymore than she does.)"

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    A conversation about anime takes a deeper turn.

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    Both Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider have trouble sleeping, and find solace in each other's company.

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    Reaux and D have a discussion about the transgressions of the other Strider brother.

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    He longed to be in control of every external thing, to make up for what he couldn’t internally.

     

    Realistically he knew that none of what he was doing would make up for the desert under his skin; for the grains of sand that ground up against his organs insistently, clogging up his airways. He loathed the flesh he wore, wished he could strip it off. It wasn’t his. It couldn’t be! It didn’t feel like it belonged to him.

     

    Worst of all, he hadn’t a clue why he felt like this.

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    Just some banter between Rose and Dave, with a bit of text just from Rose's perspective.

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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

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    20/?
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    247
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    25
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    4023
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    A dead Dave turns the psychoanalytic tables on Rose, trying to get her to remember the circumstances surrounding his death, and to help her understand who she really is along the way. As Rose remembers more and more, other dream ghosts enter the same bubble, each adding their own, often conflicting, perspectives on the disastrous root timeline from which they all branched. It's up to her to find some sense in it all.

    Largely canon-compliant in-game fic exploring familiar Homestuck themes such as identity and memory, through variations on the GAME OVER timeline from the meteor kids' perspective(s). For those looking for this sort of thing, this is the thing you're looking for. Shameless Rosemary pandering without apologies. Updates whenever the hell I feel like it, which will be at least once a week. Tags will be added as characters and themes develop; see chapter 27 notes for discussion of archive warnings. Comments very welcome!

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    29/?
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    81
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    This will not end in tragedy.

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    2/5
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    Sometimes you just need to organise a real motherfucking mirthful larva emergence day party for your kismesis.

    Don't forget to invite all your friends. ;o)

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    1/?
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    The Gang play Minecraft.

    Shenanigans inevitably ensue.

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    10/?
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    a collection of short things I've written for my various fantrolls. This particular collection is all written within a time span of a few days in their timeline, hopping from one troll to another as you encounter them. It sort of drops you into their story impromptu, but things should become a little easier to understand as you read.
    I try to stay a little faithful to troll terminology at least in descriptions if not dialogue, but a lot of dialogue and narrative utilizes English human colloquialisms and concepts; I may come back and change those if I have the chance, but currently I don't know if I'll get a chance to edit that thoroughly. please bear with me.
    *Archive warnings, tags and pairs might change as I develop more 'chapters', since this isn't following a specific plot but sort of wanders in and out of each troll's life. That said, I don't expect there to be any major changes that would affect something such as rating. warnings that should apply will be listed at the beginning of each chapter.

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    8/?
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    Rose Lalonde was perfectly fine and happy being married to the woman of her dreams. Just them. A peaceful, calm, quiet life.

    So why was the house so lonely?
    Why did Kanaya's motherly charm suddenly squeeze at her heart?

    Alternatively: In which Flighty Broad A, who's flushed for Flighty Broad B, learns that despite being married to her matesprit and living in a beautiful and peaceful house that counteracts the chaotic adventure they have long since finished, she feels herself yearning for something indescribable and incomprehensible only to eventually discover its the human instinct to want children with their matesprits when the condition is favorable but she has heavy baggage concerning motherhood and has a crisis, but with the help of Flighty Broad B and her other family members, she learns to overcome them and grow as they dive into a weird alien mix of raising a child.

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    3/?
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    64
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    9
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    'EB: since NONE of you know how to behave!
    TG: thats rich
    GG: john please you wouldnt survive a day without us!
    EB: i didn't say you couldn't talk at all you animals!!'

    general shenanigans onboard the prospitian ship, pre-retcon.

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    2/2
    Comments:
    4
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    17
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    2
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    **NO KNOWLEDGE OF HOMESTUCK REQUIRED FOR THIS FIC**
    Your name is Edward Elric, and you've never known your parents, and you never really cared to know. Unfortunately, you might not get a say in the matter.

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    CG: YOUR HUMAN CONCEPT OF 'SEXUALITY' IS CONFUSING AND MAKES MY PAN ACHE.
    TG: and the interspecies concept of pornography makes my balls ache
    TG: what more do you want from me
    TG: wait
    TG: if all of you have the same junk then
    TG: can you fuck yourself

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    Dirk Strider is in over his head. Maybe he's always been in over his head. Maybe becoming engaged to the nephew of a mob boss was a bad idea. Maybe angering the son of a mob boss was a bad idea. Not that he knew any of that. Maybe joining the family is the next logical step.

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    4/4
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    28
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    3
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    Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing, which prompts Dave to make a video reviewing the rant.

    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming

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    Chapters:
    22/?
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    Your name is Dirk Lalonde, you are the head robotics engineer of Crocker Laboratories of the mighty Crocker Corporation. You are friends with it's heiress and a loving, respected big brother to three other siblings. You have just met the most infuriating man you have ever known, he looks almost just like you.

    You decided you want him.


    Your name is Hal Strider, you used to be shades but now you are half-organic and in a new world with your new 'brothers' who are in the same situation as you. Striders do not exist in this world, this changes with you and your brothers. You have just met the Dirk of this world, he looks the same but he's entirely different.

    You decided you hate him.

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    15,814
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    Chapters:
    8/129
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    456

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