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    Your name is John Egbert, and you just tried to kill yourself.

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    who could possibly be pestering you at one in the morning on a school night???
    you were trying to go to sleep, goddamnit.

    in other words, how you start to like a stranger who thinks he's good at rapping, and how he starts to like you back.

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    19/?
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    humanstuck, highschool au. Gamzee and Sollux are paired up for a class assignment and they become friends, maybe more? Who knows, but what we do know is that both of these losers are dysfunctional

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    Karkat moved onto earth, Suddenly realizing this might not be as fun as he had really thought it would be. His annoying neighboor dave doesnt make it any better, Especially with his stupid flirting. Will karkat really be able to surive school and work with the annoying cool guy?

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    У Карката проблемы с самоидентификацией. Дейв готов его выслушать.

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    Русский
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    When Dave Strider hits 21 and his love life is not bustling like a retail store on Christmas Eve due to some live communication issues, he decides to try out his sister Rose’s recommendation for a dating app. It’s a somewhat sketchy site, but he stumbles upon an interesting profile and is accidentally catfished into a crush on a grumpy troll.

    TL;DR: Karkat accidentally catfishes Dave.

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    You've come a long way, and you spent a great deal of time playing a game that destroyed the only place you once called home. All for a chance to start over, wipe the slate clean, and move on to a new world based on the flimsy promise of a half-cocked plan. But first you have to spent three years with a bunch of jerk teens.

    What will you do?

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    20/?
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    You can’t remember anything.

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    2/?
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    Karkat tells Dave he's pregnant.

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    The world keeps turning despite what you might think.

    Family is what you make it. Whether you're a Strider, a Lalonde, an Egbert, or an English. The best thing about being Dave is that your family is always there when you need them, even if that extended and found family does include all your friends.

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    3/?
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    Dave invites Karkat over to his room in the meteor to ask each other a series of 36 questions that he found on the internet. The thing is, these questions get even more personal as they progress, and in the end they're supposed to make the participants fall in love with each other. Neither believes they'll work, but it's a way to pass time to them.

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    This is based on the "36 questions that lead to love" that inspired the podcast/musical titled 36 Questions. I recommend the musical to those who enjoy them, since it's a good listen.

    Also, this work is like 95% dialogue. I do describe important bits (or what I deem important) but I like to think that what they're doing is up to the reader!

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    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    15
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    67
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    5
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    Dave Strider has two options when an alien crashes into his backyard.

    -Befriend it
    -Let Dirk “clean up your mess” like he threatened.

    And it’s not like Dave was ever the violent type anyhow.

    ((ps there will b six chapters (about), ao3 just didnt want to add that ig lmao))

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    What the kids expected upon opening the door to the new universe: the new universe

    What they did not expect: trollsonas, ascension to God Tier, memories of lives never lived, an Alternia that isn't a horrible murder planet, taxes probably

    The hits keep coming, and they really don't stop coming, huh.

    [Updates once a month]

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    Chapters:
    8/60
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    122
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    40
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    -- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

    TG: alright
    TG: here we go

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    17
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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    Chapters:
    18/129
    Comments:
    45
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    109
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    14
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    Life as Gamzee Makara isn’t exactly the happiest one. It’s not miserable, but- not the happiest. It’s worse when you’re not accustomed to living on a planet full of violent children and lusii and far more death than there ever was in your typical suburban Earth town.

    Also, the sun burns you. That’s just fucking sad. Gamzee really fucking misses the sun. The moons are cool and all, but seriously, they would kill for twenty minutes with a nice, warm spot of sunlight to doze off in. Did they mention that they really miss the sun? Seriously. Vampire burning-in-the-sun traits. Tragic.

    If only they were fated to actually make it to the new universe after everything was said and done, all the battles fought and won.

    (They never read the epilogues, so they have some hope - but not very much. Not very much at all.)

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    45
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    You look into the mirror to find your own face looking back at you. You laugh. And then you cry. Last, you try and figure out how you got to this moment.

    The Auto-Responder had long since resigned himself to an artificial existence, his only dwindling hope for escape hinging on a promise that has yet to be fulfilled. Then one day he wakes up, Dirk nowhere to be found.

    What's the point in getting what you want, if you can't show off a little?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    368
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    396
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    86
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    -- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering alternativelyCanon [AC] --
    TG: guuurl you won’t believe th TEA i have for u!!!!
    TG: ur fragile lil kitty hart wont b able to HANDLE it
    TG: bc this tea is absolutely PIPING HOT
    -- alternativelyCanon [AC] is online! --

    Series
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    12
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    Dave is fed up with conversation, fed up with company, fed up with -- well. Too many people, too much.

    He's not even talking to Karkat. Who is next door. Doing something. Something that sounds different.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    3
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    17
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    175
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    Just a short pester log between hal and roxy may add more another day

    Language:
    English
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    242
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    22

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