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    The title of captain often demands that Tetra make tough decisions, but, as her swabbie and lover, Link has a duty to make sure she remembers what are truly the most valuable things in her life.

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    Naruto and Sasuke are two young ninja that have a deep but concealed connection to each other which they refuse to admit out of feelings of pride, rivalry, and obligation. But the ties between them grow and evolve over time until the boys can no longer deny them, plaguing the shinobi with unexpected and strange new feelings of friendship, admiration... and perhaps something else entirely, an odd emotion far more confusing and muddy than any other either of them had felt before. This secret bond follows Naruto and Sasuke all the way from childhood to adulthood on their journeys and conflicts in the ninja world, through their shared pain, heartbreak, struggles, bitterness, and eventually maybe even love. A story of rivalry and loneliness, hatred and love, as two young men struggle to make sense of their twisted feelings for each other and must decide to either protect or destroy their precious bond.

    *Updated Hiatus status HERE*

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    Junpei makes the best of a bad situation; Akihiko tests the limits of competitiveness. Just don't think too hard about it, and it'll work out. Probably.

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    5/6
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    A private ritual between Hikari Netto and Hikawa Tohru grows into something neither of them expected.

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    Takes place before the Provisional Hero License Exam arc. Spoilers for the Forest Training Camp/Hideout Raid arc.

    It's been a while since Midoriya's enrolled in U.A. High. He's grown up both mentally, and especially, physically. That becomes apparent when he trains to perfect his new Shoot Style techniques, as his costume has become too small in one region. Iida offers to do the alterations, but what happens when Kirishima walks in on them in Midoriya's dorm?

    You know what happens. You can read the tags. Read on for some fun, PWP fun.

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    Hikawa Tohru surprises Hikari Netto with a sexy birthday present: a threesome with renowned Net Chess battler, Aragoma Torakichi.

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    Naruto and Sasuke are at it again, fighting to try and prove who's the best. Kiba is tired of it. He interrupts the fight and tells them all their fighting is pointless and useless because no matter what, they'll never be better than Kiba. When Naruto and Sasuke question what makes Kiba better, he happily shows them and makes sure they understand that they'll always be beneath him.

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    84
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    ***WARNING: Though no one is hurt and everyone is happy through out the story, Tony is cheating! Steve never knows and they share Tony in the end but the Betrayal is still happening. Bucky seduces him to the point he’ll do anything. Sex/groping happen with Steve in the room and behind his back. Again, they are CHEATING EXPLICITLY ALMOST THE ENTIRE STORY!***

    Steve brings Bucky to the Tower to meet his boyfriend Tony after Bucky’s arm malfunctions. During his time with Bucky, intense sexual attraction begins to grow nearly consuming Tony’s thoughts. Tony eventually surrenders to the temptation, becoming manipulated into terrible situations. Chasing the incomparable experiences the soldier gives, Tony begins to care about only one thing... Giving Bucky whatever he wants.

    Bucky saw Tony and wanted him, didn’t care he was dating Steve. Thinking to seduce Tony into spending one night with him, Bucky pushes the right buttons to drive Tony crazy. Only problem was after Tony gives in, Bucky decides needs to keep him. Not wanting to lose Steve, though he’d keep Tony no matter what, Bucky exploits everyone’s weaknesses until he wins.

    After all Bucky always gets what he wants.

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    There’s a game, a gamble, a bet. And only one way to determine the winner. It might be a tad weird. But it’s not like Link should have a problem being exposed in front of his straight best friend.

    Once the results are out and neither wants to be the loser, they duel it out.

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    A teenage girl named Jessica Orbeck falls in love with a school bus, whilst a mysterious sexual predator, known only as 'S', victimises students. No one's secrets are safe.

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    Kaminari likes boys, wants to suck dick, but won't admit either. Mina helps him out by being a handy loophole.

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    My QPP and canonmate, Vixyrules, said that Wilford wouldn’t have a bigger dick than the Author. I said fuck that and fuck you, here’s four thousand words proving you wrong.

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    Hikari Netto has a red-hot after-hours experience with Dingo behind the counter at Maha Ichiban.

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    Kain Fuery overhears a conversation he really shouldn't have.

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    Tai, who is secretly in love with Izzy, overhears him talking about how he needs 19 inches, which leaves the soccer star feeling pretty inadequate...

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    While drunk, Achilles and Patroclus dick measuring activity takes a surprising turn (it really isn't surprising they're gay for each other)

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    Our favorite idiots in love, John and Sherlock, shag like rabbits on every surface of 221B.

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    Tim and Mark go off to a Pistons game, after Jill has to work late. So what type of 90s Era trouble will Brad and Randy get into?

    This fic was loosely based on the slightly suggestive episode 'shooting 3 to make tutu' where the 2 boys are left alone and decide to steal a cigar and smoke it. check it out if you care to understand the chocolate chip cookies reference.

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    Size matters every last Monday of the month at Paradise 7, where very well-endowed men get to speed-date the women who love them.

    They call it The Big Party. The minimum standard for the night? Seven inches, baby.

    But as club owner Petyr Baelish falls harder and faster with each passing month for Big Party regular Sansa Stark, he grows only too aware of his own ironic limitations.

    Can he get the girl even with his shortcomings, or does size really trump all?

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    After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parvati, H/Tonks, H/Luna, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. Warning: Smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.

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    70,553
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    20400

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