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    11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. He sees this as his chance to mold young, innocent Harry into his perfect pet.

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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*
    EDIT: Changed the rating to Explicit because of the Porn.

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    Byleth has, in his thirty years of life, never measured his dick. This is, of course, a tragedy. He's missing out on a fundamental part of the human male experience. It has to be that, right? Otherwise Balthus is just being a weirdo.

    Impossible.

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    Between raising Nya and running the shop, Kai spent most of his life ignoring his libido. He’d never been around so many people his age till becoming a ninja.

    And even then he’d never seen another dick in his life, leaving him unaware of his most impressive sword’s impressiveness.

    That is until Jay asks a question.

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    MC's ideas aren't the best. Her «Roast group chat» with the demon brothers escalated quickly.
    She shouldn't have called them virgins …

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    Silica goes out into the streets again to find another subject on which to test her experimental drug that drastically increases the size and virility of a subject's genitalia. With some good results under her belt from her past male test subject, Silica finds someone slightly different to test on.

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    Little Bobby sees Little Warren naked for the first time. Little Warren is hungover from the night before.

    Young All New Bobby and Warren are roommates while they're stuck in the future. Bobby expounds on his early sexuality and comments on his present via his inner monologue as he's starting to realize that maybe he has feelings for Warren, possibly. It's all a jumble of hormones and emotions and time displacement stress. Bobby is 15, Warren is 17.

    This takes place not long after Uncanny #600
    This also included as the first chapter of A Question of Lust

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    This fic is inspired by unfolded73’s “To Come Out the Other Side”, a story about Patrick’s death. This is the story of his last day. It was a good one.

    (Patrick’s death is referenced in the Epilogue but not explicitly described, other than a very brief reference to a recurring nightmare.)

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    The thing that only Richie Tozier seems to know about Eddie Kaspbrak is that he is an absolute nightmare. He looks so pressed and neat to the casual viewer, but Richie knows that he lives in a pile of his own dirty clothes, wipes Cheeto dust off on his shirt, and leaves his filthy jerk off tissues balled up at the top of the trash. Richie, who has never pretended to be tidy or morally upright, wants to steal them and look at them in the privacy of his own room like a dragon hoarding gold, if gold is his buddy’s wadded up jizz tissues.

    or, Eddie and Richie are measuring dicks but there's a history.

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    Bruce is self conscious about a certain part of his body. Clark comforts him in a way only a true friend would.

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    Written as a prompt fill for HSCCS Quarantine Promptfest 2020. If it's before May 1st 2020, you still have time to enter yourself! It's open to the public!

     

    Roxy and Dave have time in their spacious apartment, and they're both quite horny. The only problem is that they're both rowdy enough to take the dominant role, and porn has taught them there's only one way to determine the outcome; the bigger dick wins.
    So, their mutual partner is enlisted to help them out as an objective judge, despite her attempting to get some work done.

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    First time writing incest / voyeurism but I feel pretty happy about it!

    Usually I would default to having Roxy plow Dave up the ass, but this was a fun challenge for myself.

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    Shang Qinghua would like everyone to know that this was not his fault.

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    Kaminari gets bored and decides to compare the size of he and his friends' 'packages'.

    I got the idea from a Family Guy clip.

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    “Kingkiller,” Tormund boomed, coming to a halt at the edge of the hot spring, his hands planted on his hips, his legs spread wide, his cock-- well, the less Jaime thought about that, the better. But it was hard to keep his eyes focused entirely on Tormund’s face when the man started wiggling it around. “Never seen one this big before, eh?”

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    Junpei makes the best of a bad situation; Akihiko tests the limits of competitiveness. Just don't think too hard about it, and it'll work out. Probably.

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    An Art about not Nightwing.

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    A day off causes a bored Kaminari down a series of events that ends up with him gaining access to his male classmate's measurement records. After seeing some numbers he didn't agree with pertaining to the crotch area, he becomes obsessed with finding out if he's that much smaller than his peers. He concocts a plan to find out, and ends up getting way more than he bargained for.

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    A slime-girl scientist lurks the streets of the suburbs, looking for a test subject for her research into Hyper anatomy. She finds just the perfect specimen for her experiments - but he may be a little too perfect.

    Senos and the Zylep species are creations of the inspiring @Senos on FA and IB.
    https://inkbunny.net/Senos

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