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    He looks fucking impeccable, as it is. Simon takes in the sight of his black suit, black helmet, and black cape (which tapers off right at the mid-shin- low enough to look cool but high enough to avoid tripping). Everything about this person looks calculated and precise. Perfect. Simon self-consciously brushes the dust off his shoulder from crashing through the ceiling.

    It should be noted that this man also looks evil, though, a sinister that no amount of perfect can cover.

    So Simon charges.

     

    Or: The duo makes a great team once they finally stop antagonizing each other and talk. Baz has found someone new to work with, although he'd rather not admit that- or his feelings- to Simon.

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    Happy endings for everybody!
    - Someone will propose!
    - Someone will hug friends!
    - Someone will be an awesome boss!
    - Someone will thirst!
    - Someone will hear the words that they deserve!
    - Someone will make ask a person on a date!
    - Someone will gush like a child over a chance to fulfil a life-long dream!
    - Someone will be dipped into a movie style kiss! With tongue!
    - The WoM will be an incrementally more healthy place!

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    My collection of tiny Snowbaz stories inspired by Hozier songs <3

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    Simon never sees his manager Baz outside of work at their fancy-schmancy food co-op that Baz's mother started years ago. He only ever sees him in cardigans, khakis, and sensible shoes wearing a scowl on his face.

    But when Baz announces the staff holiday party will be at his house this year, Simon is thrown for a loop. Will the same rules of engagement apply outside the world of their work? Or will there be something more to Baz that Simon may not be prepared to see?

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    Simon kills the Mage, defeats the Humdrum, and saves the World of Mages at the young age of eleven.

    That doesn’t mean that the rivalry between him and his roommate Baz Pitch is over. When the new headmistress adds not one but two show choirs to the new list of extracurriculars, both Simon and Baz sign up.

    It’s their final year at Watford and for the first time it looks like there’s a chance that one of the choirs can win Nationals. Both Simon and Baz are determined to let their choir take that spot.

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    "Just because we’re not out, doesn’t mean we can’t be happy together outside of this room, Simon.” His voice is serious. It’s mesmerising. “I’ll stay here with you, at Watford, over Christmas.”

     

    Thirty days of a Watford-era, Seventh Year Christmas.

    Carry On Countdown 2022 <3

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    Simon is celebrating Christmas with his family and to his surprise his surrogate family comes to join and old traditions and new traditions combine.

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    'Now every time I go for the mailbox, gotta hold myself down' - Katrina and the Waves

    Mordelia has an assignment at school writing letters to soldiers. When her brother steps in to help her with her letters, he find himself intrigued by the man that is Private Simon Snow.

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    After a painful 5th year at Watford, Baz and Simon have both resolved to avoid each other at all costs. So why in God's name does this assignment have to be completed in roommate pairs?
    Featuring a fed up Baz, fun new friendships and dumb plant puns.

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    Thirty days, thirty chapters, thirty stories, and a whole lot of love.

    Day 8: Lyrics

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    Illustrations created for COC 2022.

    COC Day 1: The End
    COC Day 2: Alternate Universe
    COC Day 3: Expectations
    COC Day 4: Cake

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    In a human world where creatures are expected to keep their heads down, Simon and Baz are trying to live their best lives, despite the secrets they both are hiding.

    Baz is a sought-after nutritionist, populating his Instagram with feel-good stories of his human clients, while discreetly treating his creature clients with true passion. He is accomplished, self-reliant and keeps others at arm’s length. Simon is a care home employee who is working towards realising his life’s dream of becoming a firefighter.

    Simon needs help getting his cholesterol numbers down so he can join the fire brigade. Baz is reluctant to take him on – this guy Snow comes on way too strong for Baz’s comfort. But Simon is determined to secure Baz’s assistance and maybe he'll help Baz open up enough to find what he's been missing too.

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    Simon is excited, he’s about to go to Italy for the first time with his fiancée, and he thinks this is the perfect opportunity for him and Agatha to fix whatever they need in their relationship.

    But it won’t be easy as he planned. Agatha's job leaves her busy and stressed as usual, and they end up doing different things during their holidays. It’s when Simon finds ‘Casa di Giulietta’. A place in Verona where people leave love letters asking for advice from Juliet. Which are answered by volunteers, that call themselves 'the secretaries of Juliet'.

    When Simon finds an old letter signed by Fiona Pitch, he feels like he needs to answer. But he didn’t count that Fiona herself would appear in Verona ready to follow his advice and look for her lost love, along with her infuriatingly beautiful and arrogant nephew, Baz Pitch.

    Simon might have gone to Italy to try to fall in love with Agatha again, but he’ll soon see that he might find love somewhere else.

    AKA, a ‘Letters to Juliet’ AU

    Updates every Friday!

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    Simon has the power. Baz has control. Together, they’re magic.

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    There's a dark creature in the wood.

    At least, that's what they say. But. If you know who to ask, if you know how to ask, you'll get a different story. One of the end of a line of power.

    There's a dark creature in the wood.

    It needs blood to survive.

    Carry On Countdown -- 2022

    Day 5 - Bloodlines

    There's a dark creature in the wood.

    It will help you spill the blood of the guilty if you ask nicely.

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    Simon doesn’t come back from a mission. Baz tries not to care and fails.

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    The Monsters, Inc. AU which started as a joke but I am now deeply invested in (:

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    Sometimes he felt like an invisible friend, sprouted from the tender loam of adolescence, still there, wringing its roots whenever Fiona and I ate trifle on the floor at Christmas Eve, or when I smelled fresh scones at the bakery down Adam’s Row. When I thought about my parents. When I smoothed a hand over the pale leather seats of my father’s car.

    Baz grows up in the English countryside, amongst his aunt's collection of peculiar strays and left-behinds. Things are, for all intents and purposes, dreadfully boring. That is until a boy appears on their porch one winter night—and realization dawns that time has a way of moving in patterns unknown, possibly even to itself.

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    Carry In Countdown

    Day 7

    Prompt: veil

    Penny and Simon find some treasures while digging through Lady Ruth’s attic

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    Carry on Countdown

    Day 6

    Prompt: Side Ships/Alternative Ships

    Shepard has a ring that's burning a hole in his pocket.

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