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    Watford is getting a hockey team!! The Mage recently found out ice hockey spells are powerful battle spells and being a player makes those spells much stronger. Se he has implemented a male and female ice hockey team into the Watford curriculum.

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    A truce should mean no more fighting between Baz and Simon.
    When Simon speaks, shouldn't his own words come out of his mouth? Is that too much to ask for?
    And really, Baz shouldn’t be a catacomb excursion guide, he’s too fit for that.

    ‘Should’s and ‘should not’s get overturned when Watford campus gets a little freaky. There is a lot of fruit fetish going around, underage drinking, some two dimensional animals make an appearance, and also merwolves are having orgies, and that’s relevant to the story. (a little).

    This is Snowbaz learning to be honest and to trust each other while surviving madness.

    Yay, may love and honest communication win!

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    “Simon, love? Are you okay?”
    That voice. I know that voice. I stirred as I tried to open my eyes.
    “Simon?” He said softly. I jerked back immediately away from him as soon as my vision cleared.
    “You! Tyrannus Basilton Pitch! What in Merlin’s name are you doing?!”

    -in which Simon switched souls with his 15 year old self, and Baz doesn’t know if he should enjoy this or if he should panic.

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    Young god of love Simonides is tasked by his father, the god of war, to bring about the ruin of a mortal prince to punish his blasphemy. However, once Simonides sees his intended victim, he begins to have misgivings. Prince Tyrannus might have offended the gods with his very existence, but all Simonides can see is how beautiful and lonely he is.

    Or, a very loose interpretation of the Eros and Psyche myth.

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    Baz has been called to testify in the Coven's case against Premal Bunce for a murder he has never heard of. Simon is torn between supporting Baz and standing beside Penny and her family. The World of Mages is torn between fighting endlessly over whether or not Premal did it. Baz's testimony is set to be the deciding factor. The only problem? He has no idea how his kidnapping relates to the case at all.

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    A long time ago, Baz and Simon used to be friends. Simon accepts this fact (if you consider dying your ex-bestie’s hair pink “acceptance”). Then, new kid Shepard Love comes to school and Simon sees an opportunity to get revenge on Basilton Grimm-Pitch and the rest of his Plastics, once and for all.

    Now Shepard’s in love with Agatha who’s dating Baz, and Penny’s had it up to *gestures to something really high* here with Simon’s scheming (because he’s not really very good about it).

    But all of that is just backstory. What you need to know about this fic is that Niall’s throwing a Halloween party and Simon needs to crash it. That’s where we begin our tail (misspelling intended).

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    Simon feels stuck in place while everyone else is moving forward. It's been five years since his supposed magickal destiny came crashing down, and he finds himself out of work and out of an apartment. Just when he thought things couldn't get worse, he gets magickally bound to a vampire hook-up.

    In which Simon went through Watford without Baz, Baz got a proper vampire upbringing, and they still end up together in the end.

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    The Popped Cherry shadow cast is in dire need of a Rocky. Simon Snow has a week to prepare for the role. The person enlisted to help bring him up to snuff? None other than the show's star (and Simon's roommate), Baz Pitch.

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    Baz just wants to have a paranormal show to prove that ghosts are real. Penelope Bunce, the studio producer, says he can have his dream show. On one condition, the cohost has to be Simon Snow. Not only have they never gotten along (the beautiful nightmare that he is) but Baz starts to feel like there's something seriously wrong with him once they start going to shoots.

    Why does all his equipment keep malfunctioning? How does he not react to sudden noises?
    And why the hell does he hate the spirit box so much?

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    “If some god shall wreck me in the wine-dark deep, even so I will endure…”
     
    Captain Simon Snow of the Chosen One is many things—cunning, handsome, ruthless. Greedy. It’s no surprise that Snow finds a way to piss off the God of the Sea, he always manages to get himself into some type of trouble. This time, however, he’s not the only one who will suffer the consequences. Poseidon promises to not stop his pursuit until Snow and all of his men are dead.

    Enter Basilton Pitch—rich, beautiful, mysterious. Suspicious. He offers the crew of the Chosen One a hefty sum to take him back to Europe from the Caribbean. And who is Captain Snow to refuse so much coin? After all, Greek gods aren’t real.

    Right?

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    When I was ten, trying to find myself amongst a throng of identical boys, with identical sob stories and identical haircuts, we were told we would be getting twice weekly visits from the prince himself, in anticipation of the upcoming royal birth that winter.

     

    Simon Snow doesn't have many plans for his life yet.
    Falling into an enchanted forest, being turned into a swan, and being forced to work to save the world with his sworn enemy, aren't on his immediate agenda.
    But when a mysterious prophecy claims that only Simon can save the world of the tyranny that has gripped magic, it doesn't look like he has much of a choice.

    (fully written and updating every couple of days!)

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    Simon and Baz have found each other again, but there's nowhere in Brooklyn or Virginia where they can safely be together. So now, they venture the hazards and struggles of the Oregon trail, to perhaps find a little homestead in Oregon of their own.

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    Simon Snow was conscripted to join the Mage's army at the age of 11 to fight the dark creatures that had suddenly appeared throughout the realm. Now at the age of 18, he is referred to as the Golden Knight, and is expected to fulfill various prophecies that foretell he will bring an end to this war.

    Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch left the army a year and a half ago when his father died, allowing him to take over his father's title as a duke. But unbeknownst to the outside world, Baz and the inhabitants of his castle have been trapped under a curse since his arrival at the castle. So far, they've tried in vain to break the curse, or slow its spread.

    When Simon discovers one day that no one at the Mage's fortress seems to remember his old roommate Baz, he sets out to find out what happened to him. Will Simon be able to find Baz and help break the curse?

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    A reimagining of Hotel Transylvania but with Snowbaz because it’s October and movie rewrites with these dudes are my thing.

    After losing her husband to humans, Natasha Grimm-Pitch has kept her and her child Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch locked away in Hotel Transylvania. Every year on Basilton’s birthday other monsters come to visit, but on Basilton’s one hundredth eighteenth birthday, a unexpected (and unwelcomed) visitor arrives, changing everyone’s lives, especially Basilton’s.

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    Mitali and Malcolm arrive at Southhamptom airport to collect their negligent children after a runaway caper in America. Only, Penny and Baz have returned not with the Sword of Mages but with Simon Snow himself, decidedly Not Dead, along with an American Normal trying to break a demon deal he made when he was sixteen.

    Even with the Humdrum's downfall, the World of Mages teeters on the edge of cataclysm. The Mage isn't ready to give up control, not after his sacrifices. And even magickless, Simon's not done being the Power of Powers.

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    Penelope Bunce has been living the dream for the past few years. She's settled down in Omaha with her loving boyfriend Shepard, and everything seems absolutely perfect. That is, until a positive pregnancy test flips their world upside down.

    The couple is doomed to lose their firstborn child, all thanks to a hair-brained deal that Shepard made years ago. Shepard and Penelope must both grapple with what it means to be a parent, while also having to prepare for the heart-wrenching ordeal of turning their child over to monsters.

    (This is a continuation of the Carry On series. It primarily follows Penelope and Shepard (as well as their kid(s?). But not to worry, Baz, and Simon are here too.)

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    Halloween in Allston is supposed to be predictable: unruly, sticky, and loud. But tonight isn't what Simon thought it would be.

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    This whole thing started when Elspeth spelled me so bad I was spewing blood for half a day.

    Or: seventh year goes differently when Simon starts seriously thinking about what Baz is.

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    Watford eighth year au. The Coven figures out that the Mage is behind the Humdrum somehow. The showdown happens right before the Christmas break and Simon and Baz have to come to terms with their feelings sooner rather than later.

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    Simon is just trying to get a date. Baz is just trying to have a crisis. Their friends are having none of it.

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