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    A collection of Carry On one-shots that I'll be updating whenever I feel like it. Includes many AUs, tropes, etc.

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    When Simon Snow Salisbury is taking a cute blonde's coffee order at Ebb's Coffee, he tries his luck at getting her number. To his surprise, it worked! Just...not in the way he thought it did.

    OR

    Simon asks for Agatha's phone number but gets Baz's instead

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    1/?
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    These are a collection of prompts I've been posting to tumble. Will link the masterpost in the A/N and update when I have time as there are quite a lot of them!

    Some are prompts about first kisses, saying I love you, etc. Mostly just a cute fluffy time (:

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    3/3
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    When Basilton Grimm-Pitch boards the RMS Titanic on the way to his wedding in America, he expects it to be the worst trip of his life. That is, until a certain blonde-hair beauty comes to sweep him off his feet, and now he's starting to rethink how bad this trip could possibly be.

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    Chapters:
    7/11
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    31
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    4
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    356
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    Simon and Agatha's arranged marriage is about to begin with a beautiful ceremony, but when someone crashes their wedding, it could put a wrench in their plans.
    *
    Requested by anon on Tumblr. This is basically that Malec kiss in Shadowhunters but with snowbaz.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    54
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    3
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    Professor Possibelf sets an assignment.
    Baz''s hasty decision.
    Will that decision puts him in trouble? Or leads him to find his soulmate?

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    8
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    51
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    1
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    A crossfaded Baz explains to Fiona how gay Honky Cat by Elton John really is.

    Yes this is stupid but it’s a short oneshot so just read it and forget.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    10
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    Penelope Bunce is quite a decent Chosen One, ask anyone. Smart as a whip and determined as hero, she has always handled her problems with her sword in hands and her head raised high. With the help of her weird group of friends, she's sure to solve all the problems of the World of Mages (at least that's what her mum, the headmistress of Watford, likes to tell people).

    But on her seventh year at Watford, things start to get messy. The Inscrutable Entity keeps sending more and more monsters on her way, and Visiting season is just around the corner. Now, with a new mystery to solve and more on her hands than she's ever had to deal with, Penelope Bunce is expected to save the World of Mages. Even if that means having to deal with a ridiculously powerful creature that eats magic and trying to control her uncontrollable powers.

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    Chosen One!Penny AU with a good deal of changes to the original plot.

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    4/?
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    22
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    Baz could hardly believe his luck.
    It was one thing to achieve his lifelong dream of being on a cooking show. But it was another thing to be completely bewitched by a head of caramel curls and a pair of clear blue eyes.
    Now, to be fair, the feeling in his gut wasn’t entirely warm and fuzzy. There were heaping amounts of fear, regret, and embarrassment stirring up with equal ferocity. This little crush of his could possibly interfere with his performance in this competition, and that was certainly a no-go.
    But, for now, with a week still proceeding the first round, he would allow himself a little glance at the handsome Simon Snow. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Chapters:
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    I write a lot of one shots on my blog (most of them filled with fluff), so I'll collect them all here. I've rated this "General," but there may be some that appear which are intended for teen and up. I'll add any pertinent info/warnings to each Chapter Summary.

    Thanks for checking these out, and please leave feedback if you have any!

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    Simon growls, reaching up to run his hands through his hair. I want to fix it, push it down into place, then kiss the top of his head until he feels better. “I’m bored, Baz. We’ve been locked up in here for hours.”

    “And we’re going to be locked up in here for seven days, so find something to do that doesn’t involve setting the place on fire.”

    ---

    Or, a spell goes wrong, two boys are locked in a tower, and no, Penny, neither of us are dead... yet.

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    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    19
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    79
    Bookmarks:
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    Can Baz and Simon ever be just friends?

    In a city of ten million people, Baz and Simon constantly find themselves involved in each other’s lives. Navigating London, university, relationships and growing up, this is a story about two boys who somehow fell in love, and never realised it.

    After all, they barely know each other.

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    Chapters:
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    When Baz's finishes his day at uni, he comes to visit Simon as he always does. Simon notices that his boyfriend is more tired than usual and decides to do something.

    prompt #1: "What the fuck were you thinking?"

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    1/1
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    6
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    61
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    “Snow,” He stage-whispers. There’s only a few inches between their faces; Simon Snow smells like cinnamon and sweat and strawberry shampoo. There’s a freckle on the tip of his nose that Baz hadn’t noticed before. It’s faint, and vaguely heart-shaped. He’d like to kiss it.

    “Yeah?” It could be a trick of the light, or Baz’s hyperactive imagination, or maybe just stupid hope, but he’d swear it on his mother’s grave: Simon glances at his lips as he says it.

    “Did you know,” (Baz can’t say he’s been this close to anyone except Penny or Wellbelove, and it was very different then. His heart didn’t beat this fast and his breath didn’t come this short and he most certainly wasn’t fighting the urge to kiss either of them.) “That I’m the gayest man this side of California?”

    He can hear the hitch in Simon’s voice, and then a wide grin replaces the anxiety on the boy’s face. “Shit, really? Which side? That’s like, directly across or something.”

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    After drunk texting the Crown Prince, Simon gets caught up in a fake relationship with Baz. While dodging the paparazzi, their friendship develops, and Simon struggles to keep his secrets.

    (only rated T for language; I can't write summaries)

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    An AU where you can have the memories of people you once loved erased.
    Where Simon and Baz fall in love.
    Where they fall apart.
    And where Simon runs into Baz years later, and Baz doesn’t recognize him.

    Cannon...adjacent and inspired by the brilliant Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    1066
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    It's Baz's birthday, and Simon hasn't called. Or texted. But it's fine, really, Baz doesn't mind...

    Or, Simon tries to throw Baz a surprise birthday party and chaos ensues.

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    Look. Simon had his reasons. Had he anticipated that events would unfold as they did? No, of course not, Simon rarely anticipated toast at breakfast and that was almost a daily assurance. As Penny would say, he wasn’t so much a thinker as he was a doer and then deal-er with the consequences. It was just that, in this case, he hadn’t thought there would be quite so many consequences. And that they would come quite so soon.

     

    TL;DR - I needed more suffering and sexual tension, so I wrote an AU where Simon figures out that Baz is attracted to him and tries to use that knowledge as a weapon. A sexy, sexy weapon.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
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    A spell that connects Simon and Baz's dreams has been cast over them, and they don't know what the hell to do about it.

    Series
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    Words:
    29,587
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    269
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
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    Today is Raksha Bandhan, an Indian holiday that celebrates the sacred love between siblings.

    Ten years ago, Penelope Bunce drove halfway across England to find someone very important.

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    Comments:
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    A series of events throughout Simon and Baz’s relationship that happen in porta potties, some of them good, some of them messy, and some of which they don’t speak of.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    380

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