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    [10:55] Menelaus: Whyd you put us all in here

    [10:56] Golden boi: bonding

    [10:59] Odysseus: You literally hate all of us

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    Just a really stupid texting au to lighten up this fandom and keep me entertained

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    English
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    11,460
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    386
    Bookmarks:
    39
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    4847
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    Patroclus is not the Chosen One; he is not even sure he belongs in this world half the time. He knows the Chosen One and he's a boy just like himself—except he’s golden and perfect, he’s the star Quidditch player and he's the most powerful and gifted wizard in history. He’s destined to save all of magic someday. Patroclus kind of wants to hate him but Achilles makes it impossible.

    The Harry Potter and Song of Achilles mashup you never knew you wanted (hopefully).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    123,599
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    566
    Kudos:
    1108
    Bookmarks:
    183
    Hits:
    18320
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    Before the sun sets on his twentieth birthday, the prince will prick his finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and fall into a sleep like death...

    This curse looms over Patroclus' head, and Achilles is the one who put it there. They can't run from Fate and they cannot escape destiny for forever. Achilles is a villain, and Patroclus is a damsel, and true love is perhaps the most powerful and mysterious thing in the world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,121
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    3002
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    Patroclus Menoides dates Achilles, somehow always ends up washing dishes, survives on french toast sticks, plays awkward wingman, and judiciously avoids the bid from every frat on campus.

    Oh, and dicks. Lots of dicks.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,871
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1684
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    Came home to my husband napping on the couch and my one year old trying to smother him

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    You don't have to read blocked to understand this

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    216
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    836
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    Penelope of Ithaca pulls a Mulan, meets Briseis, and they invent flaming cannons because I am a strong believer that they would singlehandedly win the war with their combined wit. Patroclus is witness to the carnage and pure badassery of this and is impressed. The gods are confused. Odysseus and Achilles are absolutely whipped.

    (I'm sorry for the horrid summary, I just finished The Song of Achilles three days ago, and I'm still not over it. Also, please excuse the historical inaccuracies because there are many. Anyway, here's an excerpt because my summary is... interesting to say the least)

    "The tent flapped open, a lonely soldier dripping in rust of drying blood standing at the entrance, golden light spilling onto his figure. A spear, bloodied from battle strapped across his back. The sharp cheeks, intelligent eyes seemed so familiar, a reflection of Achilles’ own features. There was a shine in his dark eyes, I could recognize the mischief of it from anywhere.

    'I wish to seek the company of King Odysseus of Ithaca.'"

    Language:
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    Words:
    1,833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    293
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    Five times people around them thought Patroclus and Achilles was dating and one time they actually started dating.

    Language:
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    Words:
    3,859
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1571
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    Automedon suggested a house party, turning into too much drinks, karaoke and leading to first kisses.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,737
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    715
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    "Are you serious right now? I vouched for you!"

    "I was the imposter! I had to kill you! Please don't be mad!"

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    Literally, just the Greek Gang playing Among us. You do not have to read blocked to understand this.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,148
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1449
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    (Until You Came and Brought the Heavens With You)

    Patroclus, God of the Underworld, catches sight of a personified sunbeam. He falls in love.

    Achilles, son of Thetis, sees this mysterious stranger watching him from afar. He is intrigued.

    or

    an AU where Patroclus is Hades, Achilles is Persephone, and Briseis is hoping for the two of them to get their shit together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,167
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    304
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    What Happens When You Ask Different People About Cressida?

    Turns out: some people know a lot about her and some people know very little.

    Takes place in the flour in your hair, love in your heart, coffee on your shirt universe

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,276
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    209
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    Patrocle n’est pas l’Élu ; la plupart du temps il n’est même pas d’avoir sa place dans ce monde. Il sait que l’Élu est un garçon comme lui – sauf qu’il est adoré de tous et parfait, qu'il est le joueur star de l’équipe de Quidditch et également le plus doué et le plus puissant sorcier de l’histoire. Il est destiné à sauver toute la magie un jour. Patrocle voudrait le détester mais Achille rends ça impossible.

    Le mashup Harry Potter et du chant d'Achille que vous ne saviez pas que vous vouliez (avec un peu de chance).

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    2,805
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    96
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    In the end, it’s her uncle who convinces her to take the job. He tells her that she needs to stop letting Troilus get in her way, and she should start moving on with her life.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,759
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    484
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    “Every year, on the morning after the TKE pledges have accepted their bids, they run down Greek Row naked. It’s some kind of a male bonding thing. It’s not gay at all."

    “You’re such a grumpy dandelion,” Bri soothed, nestled in fuzzy pajama bottoms, rabbit slippers, and her duvet.

    “I just don’t understand why we’re out here to see dicks when we have access to a computer.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,163
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    280
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2956
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    The story of Patroclus and Achilles, through some of the background characters' eyes.

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    1,683
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1099
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    “Excuse me, I have a what that is capable of doing what and I am what?”

    "You have a uterus that is perfectly capable of carrying children, as you are right as we speak two months and a half pregnant.”

    “I fucking told you a thousand times that I should be the top, but no, you like the feeling of my ass around your fucking d- “

    “We’re having a baby. A-a fucking baby.”

     

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    the kinda angsty mpreg patrochilles au none asked for but i decided to do anyway

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,313
    Chapters:
    1/9
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1193
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    One, two, three millennia spent in the light, together and boundless. And then suddenly, abruptly, there is dark. And then nothing. Then a faint smell of olives and figs and suddenly flesh and blood and bone; a new life, now utterly alone, missing and lacking, and a harrowing question of what, burning brighter than a thousand brilliant stars.

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    Achilles, a star quarterback, comes face to face with Patroclus in the middle of a game. He remembers an old life, one long past and filled with love, but Patroclus does not.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,683
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1038
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    Disneyland, Odysseus being stubborn, and everyone being happy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1433
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    When Achilles suffers a major injury during a game against the Trojan Eagles, the Greek Stallions team has more than just his recovery to deal with. Achilles falls head-over-heels for PT-in-training, Patroclus, and his flimsy attention span gets sidetracked away from where Odysseus and the rest of the team needs him.

    Patroclus is an independent Pelion University student with a great internship with Stallion PT, Chiron. Achilles, however, proves to be far more convincing than his patient-practitioner protocol. From away games to frat parties, Patroclus dances around Odysseus' fury, Briseis' irritation with Achilles, and Penelope's eager encouragement in order to find out for himself what, exactly, he hopes will happen between him and Achilles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,072
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    4086
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    AU in which Achilles and Patroclus are in college. Patroclus is a med student and Achilles a musician at the local pub. When one night they meet, their lives would change forever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,111
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1947

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