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Blocked by Cringeiip
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
22 Jan 2021
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[10:55] Menelaus: Whyd you put us all in here
[10:56] Golden boi: bonding
[10:59] Odysseus: You literally hate all of us
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Just a really stupid texting au to lighten up this fandom and keep me entertainedSeries
- Part 1 of Blocked Universe
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The Boy That Was Promised by AzulDemon
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Iliad - Homer, The Odyssey - Homer, Circe - Madeline Miller
18 Jan 2021
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Patroclus is not the Chosen One; he is not even sure he belongs in this world half the time. He knows the Chosen One and he's a boy just like himself—except he’s golden and perfect, he’s the star Quidditch player and he's the most powerful and gifted wizard in history. He’s destined to save all of magic someday. Patroclus kind of wants to hate him but Achilles makes it impossible.
The Harry Potter and Song of Achilles mashup you never knew you wanted (hopefully).
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The Sleeping Prince by CalypsotheQueen
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Maleficent (Disney Movies), Sleeping Beauty (1959), Sleeping Beauty (Fairy Tale), The Iliad - Homer
06 Jan 2021
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Before the sun sets on his twentieth birthday, the prince will prick his finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and fall into a sleep like death...
This curse looms over Patroclus' head, and Achilles is the one who put it there. They can't run from Fate and they cannot escape destiny for forever. Achilles is a villain, and Patroclus is a damsel, and true love is perhaps the most powerful and mysterious thing in the world.
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Patronicles by Barry_Manilows_Wardrobe
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Iliad - Homer
22 Dec 2020
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Patroclus Menoides dates Achilles, somehow always ends up washing dishes, survives on french toast sticks, plays awkward wingman, and judiciously avoids the bid from every frat on campus.
Oh, and dicks. Lots of dicks.
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- Part 2 of Sing, O Goddess
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Retweet? by Cringeiip
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
08 Dec 2020
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Came home to my husband napping on the couch and my one year old trying to smother him
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You don't have to read blocked to understand thisSeries
- Part 3 of Blocked Universe
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A Hero Who Had a Happy Ending by TimeToTravel for JustYourAverageNerd
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
29 Nov 2020
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Penelope of Ithaca pulls a Mulan, meets Briseis, and they invent flaming cannons because I am a strong believer that they would singlehandedly win the war with their combined wit. Patroclus is witness to the carnage and pure badassery of this and is impressed. The gods are confused. Odysseus and Achilles are absolutely whipped.
(I'm sorry for the horrid summary, I just finished The Song of Achilles three days ago, and I'm still not over it. Also, please excuse the historical inaccuracies because there are many. Anyway, here's an excerpt because my summary is... interesting to say the least)
"The tent flapped open, a lonely soldier dripping in rust of drying blood standing at the entrance, golden light spilling onto his figure. A spear, bloodied from battle strapped across his back. The sharp cheeks, intelligent eyes seemed so familiar, a reflection of Achilles’ own features. There was a shine in his dark eyes, I could recognize the mischief of it from anywhere.
'I wish to seek the company of King Odysseus of Ithaca.'"
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Finally you are Mine by love_in_the_city
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer
18 Oct 2020
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Five times people around them thought Patroclus and Achilles was dating and one time they actually started dating.
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Sleep On The Floor by love_in_the_city
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer
07 Oct 2020
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Automedon suggested a house party, turning into too much drinks, karaoke and leading to first kisses.
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One of you will betray me tonight. by Cringeiip
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
28 Sep 2020
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"Are you serious right now? I vouched for you!"
"I was the imposter! I had to kill you! Please don't be mad!"
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Literally, just the Greek Gang playing Among us. You do not have to read blocked to understand this.Series
- Part 2 of Blocked Universe
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(Until You Came and Brought the Heavens With You)
Patroclus, God of the Underworld, catches sight of a personified sunbeam. He falls in love.
Achilles, son of Thetis, sees this mysterious stranger watching him from afar. He is intrigued.
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an AU where Patroclus is Hades, Achilles is Persephone, and Briseis is hoping for the two of them to get their shit together.
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On Cressida by eliahark
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, SHAKESPEARE William - Works, Troilus and Cressida - Shakespeare, Troilus and Criseyde - Geoffrey Chaucer
30 Apr 2020
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What Happens When You Ask Different People About Cressida?
Turns out: some people know a lot about her and some people know very little.
Takes place in the flour in your hair, love in your heart, coffee on your shirt universe
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The boy that was promised by Takeya
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Iliad - Homer, The Odyssey - Homer, Circe - Madeline Miller
13 Apr 2020
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Patrocle n’est pas l’Élu ; la plupart du temps il n’est même pas d’avoir sa place dans ce monde. Il sait que l’Élu est un garçon comme lui – sauf qu’il est adoré de tous et parfait, qu'il est le joueur star de l’équipe de Quidditch et également le plus doué et le plus puissant sorcier de l’histoire. Il est destiné à sauver toute la magie un jour. Patrocle voudrait le détester mais Achille rends ça impossible.
Le mashup Harry Potter et du chant d'Achille que vous ne saviez pas que vous vouliez (avec un peu de chance).
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Love In Your Heart, Coffee on Your Shirt by eliahark for mirkandmidnight
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, SHAKESPEARE William - Works, Troilus and Cressida - Shakespeare, Troilus and Criseyde - Geoffrey Chaucer
31 Jan 2020
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In the end, it’s her uncle who convinces her to take the job. He tells her that she needs to stop letting Troilus get in her way, and she should start moving on with her life.
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And fate? No one alive has ever escaped it by Barry_Manilows_Wardrobe
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Iliad - Homer
25 Jan 2020
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“Every year, on the morning after the TKE pledges have accepted their bids, they run down Greek Row naked. It’s some kind of a male bonding thing. It’s not gay at all."
“You’re such a grumpy dandelion,” Bri soothed, nestled in fuzzy pajama bottoms, rabbit slippers, and her duvet.
“I just don’t understand why we’re out here to see dicks when we have access to a computer.”
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- Part 1 of Sing, O Goddess
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In Their Eyes by greekphilosophress
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, The Odyssey - Homer
29 Dec 2019
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The story of Patroclus and Achilles, through some of the background characters' eyes.
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the universe & u (i am me, the universe & u) by artemisbreathe
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
12 Nov 2019
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“Excuse me, I have a what that is capable of doing what and I am what?”
"You have a uterus that is perfectly capable of carrying children, as you are right as we speak two months and a half pregnant.”
“I fucking told you a thousand times that I should be the top, but no, you like the feeling of my ass around your fucking d- “
“We’re having a baby. A-a fucking baby.”
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the kinda angsty mpreg patrochilles au none asked for but i decided to do anyway
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- Part 3 of the art of loving you
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One, two, three millennia spent in the light, together and boundless. And then suddenly, abruptly, there is dark. And then nothing. Then a faint smell of olives and figs and suddenly flesh and blood and bone; a new life, now utterly alone, missing and lacking, and a harrowing question of what, burning brighter than a thousand brilliant stars.
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Achilles, a star quarterback, comes face to face with Patroclus in the middle of a game. He remembers an old life, one long past and filled with love, but Patroclus does not.
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The Happiest Place on Earth by Snap_crackle_spock
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer
09 Oct 2018
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Disneyland, Odysseus being stubborn, and everyone being happy.
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Take A Chance by korns, thesearchingastronaut
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
04 Sep 2018
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When Achilles suffers a major injury during a game against the Trojan Eagles, the Greek Stallions team has more than just his recovery to deal with. Achilles falls head-over-heels for PT-in-training, Patroclus, and his flimsy attention span gets sidetracked away from where Odysseus and the rest of the team needs him.
Patroclus is an independent Pelion University student with a great internship with Stallion PT, Chiron. Achilles, however, proves to be far more convincing than his patient-practitioner protocol. From away games to frat parties, Patroclus dances around Odysseus' fury, Briseis' irritation with Achilles, and Penelope's eager encouragement in order to find out for himself what, exactly, he hopes will happen between him and Achilles.
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The Night that Changed Everything by artistique
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer
27 Aug 2018
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AU in which Achilles and Patroclus are in college. Patroclus is a med student and Achilles a musician at the local pub. When one night they meet, their lives would change forever.