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    When Paul realized he wanted to break up with his boyfriend, he sat on his couch for about ten minutes taking deep breaths and repeating “Okay, okay… Okay.”

    Alternative Title: i have finally been compelled to write my first fic because i am processing my breakup by projecting onto my comfort character :)

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    There was a knocking at the door. At 2 PM. Emma wondered if maybe she ordered pizza in a complete blackout, or maybe it was a missionary who would probably start laughing as soon as she opened the door. After a few more knocks, Emma finally got up from her desk and opened it. She didn’t find a pizza man, or anyone in a suit holding a book. Instead, she found a crying teen girl on her doorstep.

    “Oh, did I get the wrong apartment? I thought he still lived here. Shoot. Um, do you know where Paul Matthews lives? I think he used to live in this apartment.”

    “Yeah he should be home from work in like a few hours. Come on in.”

    As soon as Alice stepped into the apartment, it was clear that the woman had convinced Paul to do some decorating.

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    Richie, in his final conscious moment, hopes that anyone in Hatchetfield will remember him when he dies.

    Alice, over in Clivesdale, misses her cousin.

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    Paul sees Ted's little brother at Beanie's and suddenly he's consumed with thoughts of what Peter knows and if he knows that it's all Paul's fault. Seeing 'Little Petey' ties Paul's stomach up in knots, and nightmares reign supreme.

    [A semi-continuation of 'My Home, My Saviour, My Firefighter', but can be read as a standalone.]

     

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    'Paul didn’t feel like eating much anymore.

    He tried to, for her, for Emma, for the one good thing, the only good thing he had left, but it was hard. He looked at his plate, at his food, and something inside of him curled up in revulsion. She hadn’t fed him much while he stayed with her, and what she'd offered, Paul had despised.

    Sometimes, when he had misbehaved, she hadn't let him eat at all.'

     

    OR: Paul's still struggling with the aftermath of Hey Melissa, and recovery is a rocky road.

     

    (BTHB Prompt: Denied Food as Punishment)

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    In which Paul Matthews somehow becomes the biological, unofficial or adoptive uncle figure of pretty much every kid in Hatchetfield, and he does it completely by accident. Based on this Tumblr post I made.

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    CHAPTER THREE: Pete:

    'The boy clears his throat expectantly, and Paul realises he’s still waiting at the doorstep. He hastily apologises and opens the door, hesitantly letting the kid inside. He may not look like a hooligan, but he’s still a Spankoffski. Paul watches as the boy removes his shiny black shoes and places them neatly beside him.

    “So, uh… ‘Petey’, was it?” Paul asks, then winces at the deadpan look the child shoots him. Aren’t kids supposed to be happy?

    “Peter,” the boy corrects stiffly, adjusting his bow tie. “My friends call me Pete.” He stops, tilting his head. “Well. Ruth calls me Pete.”'

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    If you were to ask anyone in Hatchetfield about Paul Matthews, most would ask "who?". However those who knew him would describe him as "ordinary", or even "vague". And Paul took pride in this.

    Until he didn't.

    And just when his life was getting better, 5 eldritch god brothers decide to fuck it all up

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    Emma Perkins finds out Paul Matthews is alive after the musical apocalypse, and will stop at nothing and no one to get him back.

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    “They’re showing Godspell at the rec center. Do you think you could drive me there?”

    It took a few seconds for Paul to take in the request. Then another second to remember where he had heard of Godspell before.

    “Alice, you know I don’t like musicals,” he said.

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    It’s hard looking after a young child on your own, Paul gives Bill a hand when he isn’t doing too well.

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    Now that they are officially parents, Paul and Emma have a very important question for Alice. Paul reflects on the progression of his little family.

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    HELLO SO

    some content in this fic is based off of real life events.

    there will be trigger warnings at the beginning of each chapter.

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    3/?
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    Paul and Emma's Mission Control decides to form a groupchat. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Ever thought about if TGWDLM and Black Friday were in the same timeline, and what would've happened between the two if that were the case? Because I know I have! I've tried to make this as canon-compliant and in character as possible, but I've also included some headcanons and (accidental) inconsistencies, so it's more like a parallel universe canon-compliant fanfic, if that makes sense
    Starts at the end, ends at the beginning and written from multiple perspectives but mostly focuses on good ol' paulkins. Mentions of violence but probably nothing too graphic (except for a dream-sequence in chapter 10 that's pretty unpleasant I think, but I'll make it easy to skip)

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    “This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we cover the seemingly open and shut case of what happened to a small island town, and everyone inside of it.”

    Ryan and Shane discuss the Hatchetfield apotheosis and visit the city of Clivesdale to talk to some people that might shed light on the situation.

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    It’s series of one shots based off of the different meanings of flowers.

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    Alice is heir to the hive and living her best infected life. But then colonel Schaffer hits her with a new item, a tranq and cure all in one, but it doesn’t go well when Alice is left behind in a still very infected Hatchetfield, and the cured teen wakes up in the king of the hives arms

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    Alice looks for a place to get out of the house to avoid listening to her parents fighting. One accidental coming out later, and she may just help Paul discover something about himself along the way.

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    The unofficial third installment in the Hatchetfield series.

    Alice is ecstatic finally gets to spend a couple weeks in Hatchetfield with her father and her girlfriend, Deb. Everything is set to be the best weeks of the year until Deb starts acting strange. Slowly but surely, everyone around Alice seems to be losing their humanity and becoming more and more violent. The only person she seems to be able to trust? The insufferable, nerdy prude Grace Chastity. Together the two of them have to find what's controlling Hatchetfield like puppets and put a stop to it.

    Based on the name "Nerdy Prudes Must Die" which Nick Lang revealed as the next Hatchetfield musical StarKid is hoping to produce. This is a fan-written version of how that story might look.

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    Paul has never been good with kids. Sure, sure, he may have cats, but that doesn't mean he can take care of kids!

    So when Bill comes up to his house asking him to take care of Alice, and he's left on his own... Well, he just hopes he doesn't fuck this one up.

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