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    i don't know what monstrosity i made

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    In a world where a 'Murica's favorite past time is threatened, a new generation of heroes must rise to defeat evil. Whilst on a segway, preferably.

    -Or-

    What if me and my best friend had our own "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" movie? Who's gonna stop me? Am I slowly descending into madness? Answers to all these questions, and more, inside!

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  3. Shrek and Friends Bizarre Adventure: Shitpost Crusaders by for Snowtrail

    Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Bee Movie (2007), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Marvel, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Trek, Gorillaz, LazyTown, Super Smash Brothers, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Dragon Ball, Death Note (Anime & Manga), Metal Gear, Warhammer - All Media Types, BlazBlue, Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Disney - All Media Types, Spawn (Comics), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Cory in the House, Bionicle - All Media Types, Undertale (Video Game), South Park, Family Guy (Cartoon), The Simpsons, Rick and Morty, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! RPF, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Xenoblade Chronicles, Weird Al Yankovic (Musician), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, 北斗の拳 | Hokuto no Ken | Fist of the North Star, Gravity Falls, Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010), Johnny Test (Cartoon), Fairly OddParents, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Berserk (Anime & Manga), Persona Series, Invader Zim, Devil May Cry, John Wick (Movies), Killer Bean Forever (2009), RWBY, Monty Python RPF, Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Total Drama (Cartoon), Kingdom Hearts, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Code Geass, Naruto  

    01 Jun 2020

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    Part 3 of the Shrek and Friends Bizarre Adventure saga. It just takes plot elements from Stardust Crusaders, Star Wars, and a bunch of other iconic stories and pretends to be original or something like that. This is just something Family Guy or South Park would do. The best character in this whole thing is probably Ghost Rider, since he's just a badass.

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    This is a Male x Male one shot request form for all TV Shows I will list and various movies, celebs, and select youtubers. More information on my guidelines and form of submitting inside.

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    This is set at the end of the movie where veck almost escapes
    I find him extremely attractive and couldn’t help myself i had to write this
    Anyways hope you enjoy
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    Im bad at summaries but basically
    Veck and kent escape and take a girl hostage
    Veck is into this girl from the moment he saw her when they took the hostages
    Also hes an alpha
    They go to the cayman islands and things start to go crazy
    He possessive and doesnt like anyone touching his omega
    And kent just wants to have fun

    Ps theres no mentions of omega or aloha in the first chapter cause i wrote it on my phone and i was lazy but ill add it in the other chapters

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    The sequel to Waifu Wars and second Squeakquel to William Shakespeare x Barack Obama pt. 2@!!!

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    AhhHh

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    A lost episode of the legendary anime, 'Shrek and Friends Bizarre adventure'. Shadow and Blaze decide to go on a nice hot date. Their son, Silver is left alone with his brother. Silver calls up a few friends, but it quickly devolves into them doing gay ass things.

    At least somewhat inspired by Shrek's big orgy.

    Set in an AU where Shadow and Blaze are married, and every single fictional character ever made exists fictionally, and is real at the same time.

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    The greatest anime series ever made by a human, following the adventures of Shrek and his ever growing crew, and all the strange adventures they go on. This goes out to all my boi's on Discord. https://discord.gg/Fk83yRd.

    BTW, this is technically gonna be a retcon of my old Shrek and Friends bizarre adventure fic, so yeah.

    It basically goes over the adventures of Shrek and his crew of dank memes, and there many adventures. The battle between good and evil is ver prominent in here.

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    In an even more ambitious crossover between far too many things to make a joke about, the possibilities never end. Unfortunately once more, you're all about to be subjected to to this absolute nonsensical whirlwind of words on a page. More action! More violence! More characters! More utter bullshit! Find out what awaits you now in the world of Barge Pepperoni Slime 2 - Extra Cheese!

    This is what happens when you put six writers in a fanfiction dungeon and write a story one word at a time.

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    Security officer for the King's Landing Mall, Paul sees many things. Peter, known as "Tryion Lannister" for Elsa's Cabniet of Curiosities, was not one of them until he's attacked.

    It all kind of goes from there.

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    The unwanted, unwarranted, interdimensional sequel to the beloved classic, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. This is in a mini-series format, with an episode count of around 10-15 planned.

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    SEQUEL TO SHAKESPEARE X OBAMA PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    Oh there's no place like Rome for the holidays~

    There's no place like Gary ROME Hyundai for the holidays.

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    For there was no story that caused more trauma than that of Shakespeare and his Obama."

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    pepe comes home from a long day. paul blart cheers him up.

    sex ensues.

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    Two whirlwinds, two food lovers; Paul Blart- Mall Cop- the Glutton, and Guy Fieri, the Foodie. Paul has been watching Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives ever since his wife’s death to cope. In doing so, he fell in love with the man wearing bowling shirts and frosted tips. Will Guy adore him the same way, and take him into his sweltering, soggy arms?

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    Luclawice, Poland-Lithuania, 1605 -- Paul Blart (Paweł Blartski) is a Polish cheese maker and dairy merchant in the 17th century. He's both bisexual and an Antitrinitarian, which puts him at odds with a highly Catholic state. Typically, he has dealt with this by keeping a low profile and leading his Reformed Church under the very nose of the Jesuits who routinely intrude from nearby Krakow.

    Dromund Ixin, 5 ABY -- A year after the Battle of Endor and the formation of the New Republic, Luke Skywalker travels to a Sith Temple where he finds a holocron pulsating with the Dark Side. He makes the mistake of touching it, sending himself careening through time and space.

    This is the story, dear readers, of the Polish Reformation.

    (Formerly titled John 11:35.)

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    Paul Blart wakes up day after day since his invitation to the Security Convention, reliving the same week in Las Vegas over and over. After the first event ending in a catastrophe, he has the rare opportunity to fix his mistakes. But can he fix the future?

    Takes place in an alternate branching set of timelines from Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.

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    bee shrek test in the mall best anime

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    Paul/Pahud
    Paul and Pahud finally meet up after their phone conversations leave them wanting more face-to-face interaction.

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