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    A rework of a FanFiction idea I’ve had for awhile. I deleted the original, and I regret it.
    It’s basically a tv show type of format.

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    751
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    1/?
    Comments:
    9
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    2
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    19/19
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    For there was no story that caused more trauma than that of Shakespeare and his Obama."

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    This is a Male x Male one shot request form for all TV Shows I will list and various movies, celebs, and select youtubers. More information on my guidelines and form of submitting inside.

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    130/?
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    pepe comes home from a long day. paul blart cheers him up.

    sex ensues.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    378
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    Two whirlwinds, two food lovers; Paul Blart- Mall Cop- the Glutton, and Guy Fieri, the Foodie. Paul has been watching Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives ever since his wife’s death to cope. In doing so, he fell in love with the man wearing bowling shirts and frosted tips. Will Guy adore him the same way, and take him into his sweltering, soggy arms?

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    English
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    772
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    128
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    Luclawice, Poland-Lithuania, 1605 -- Paul Blart (Paweł Blartski) is a Polish cheese maker and dairy merchant in the 17th century. He's both bisexual and an Antitrinitarian, which puts him at odds with a highly Catholic state. Typically, he has dealt with this by keeping a low profile and leading his Reformed Church under the very nose of the Jesuits who routinely intrude from nearby Krakow.

    Dromund Ixin, 5 ABY -- A year after the Battle of Endor and the formation of the New Republic, Luke Skywalker travels to a Sith Temple where he finds a holocron pulsating with the Dark Side. He makes the mistake of touching it, sending himself careening through time and space.

    This is the story, dear readers, of the Polish Reformation.

    (Formerly titled John 11:35.)

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    12
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    573
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    Paul Blart wakes up day after day since his invitation to the Security Convention, reliving the same week in Las Vegas over and over. After the first event ending in a catastrophe, he has the rare opportunity to fix his mistakes. But can he fix the future?

    Takes place in an alternate branching set of timelines from Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    2
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    1
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    42
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    bee shrek test in the mall best anime

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    1,116
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    4
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    231
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    Paul/Pahud
    Paul and Pahud finally meet up after their phone conversations leave them wanting more face-to-face interaction.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    Johnny starts a drug ring in Washington D.C. Meanwhile, Jake Paul plans on merging this universe and the YouTube universe, threatening millions of lives. Highly cracky, not safe for the sane of mind.

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    1,663
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    6
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    215
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    A crackfic-esque one-shot exploring an electric (and incredibly cringey) romance between Drawga’s Favourite: Paul Blart Mall Cop and the Shape-Shifting Centipaur: Evelyn the Ultimate Party Animal.

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    1/1
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    2
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    6
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    Shrek and Murdoc have an orgy, but instead of a big orgy like the last one, they decide to have a small orgy.

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    1/1
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    26
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    2
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    Paul Blart had jumped at the chance to work a gig like this. Or at least, he had stumbled comically at the chance to work it. Getting to travel to Translyvania with his daughter Maya had been a dream come true. Or so he'd thought before being presented with the creepy, rickety bridge he'd had to cross to get from the civilized part of the country to the significantly less civilized Castle Dracula.

    All characters, locations and scenarios were pulled out of a hat to create this story, which was written in 30 minutes or less.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
    Hits:
    72
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    A crossover fan-fiction taking place before the first installment of the Paul Blart: Mall Cop film saga. Paul receives a vision in a dream about a blue-eyed idol and strange events ensue.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    12
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    268
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    He was a vampire.
    He was a mall cop.

    And they are in love.

    Language:
    English
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    794
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    389
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    a loev story about a girl and a dude that wrides a fuckign sugaway

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    399
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    89
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    He took all the blame, gave her the freedom. She wishes that he didn't. Veck/Vixen.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    100
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    Guy and Tim find themselves in a sticking situation at the West Orange Pavilion Mall

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    English
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    2,235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    541
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    paul blart tries to stop shalnark from stealing the merchandise but shalnark steals..his HEART

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    121
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    245

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