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    Every contract had it. A Soulmate clause.

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    “You heard me,” Patrick heard Peter say over the phone. “I’m inviting you for a threesome with Joe and I on the condition that you wear your old Habs jersey.”

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    What is Joe up to? He knows I want little to do with the Avalanche since he snubbed me.

    I sit up and text back:

     

    There have been plenty of Avalanche goaltenders other than me, Joe. Ask them.

     

    Hi s reply was swift. I opened it and my eyes widened.

     

    You’re the only one that’s unexpectedly given birth, Patrick.

     

    Or: How Joe and Patrick went from estranged at the beginning of The Grubauer-Roy Rule to getting caught by Cale at the end of it.

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    Pretty much exactly what it says, ten things I imagine are true in a universe where the Conn Smythe winners from 1993 on are cursed to get pregnant (thanks a lot, Bettman). So I don't forget if I decide to explore this verse more later.

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    1/1
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    6
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    40
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    2
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    10/?
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    From Catznetsov's notes for the fic Before These Walls Were Blue: -Gretzky and Roy fucked in this fic. You don't need to know that, I just want you to

    I respectfully disagree, I think they need to know that.

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    1/1
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    If you had asked Patrick in the offseason whether his surprise pregnancy had been worth the Stanley Cup, he would have said yes, but it was definitely not worth Martin Brodeur yelling at him for being so stupid.

    Sequel to the final chapter of 14 Stories of Knocked-Up Goalies

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    14 times a goalie was pregnant.

    1: Prologue
    2: Henrik Lundqvist-Delay of Game
    3: Frederik Andersen-Bacon and Ice Cream
    4. Devan Dubnyk-Hatefuck
    5. Marc-Andre Fleury-Afterglow
    6. Martin Brodeur-Morningwood ***NSFW***
    7. Tuukka Rask-Tiny Hat
    8. Roberto Luongo-Double Trouble
    9. Ben Bishop-Show Stealer
    10. Dominik Hašek-Don't Panic
    11. Pekka Rinne-A Shy Announcement
    12. Cam Talbot-Warning Signs
    13. Connor Hellebuyck-Final Step
    14. Ron Hextall-First Step ***NSFW***
    15. Patrick Roy- Should've Paid Attention ***NSFW***

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    Chapters:
    15/15
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    Podfic of the Third story in the Gods of Hockey series. Takes place prior to "Gods of Hockey"

    Geno has always been Sidney's first follower. He'll follow him anywhere.

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    Geno has always been Sidney's first follower. He'll follow him anywhere.

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    63
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    In seven seasons from 1996 through 2002 the Colorado Avalanche and the Detroit Red Wings faced each other five times in the playoffs. What followed was one of the nastiest and best rivalries in NHL history.

    Or: How Patrice Roy won her spot on the Avalanche roster and carried the team through seven seasons of the Blood Feud while alternately fighting and fucking Chris Osgood.

    Because no one started playing hockey to make friends.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    The four times Nick Holden almost gave up on hockey, and the five times hockey didn’t give up on her.

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    3
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    The Avs are in the midst of a rebuild, and they have a problem--too many omegas. The team needs to find a way to balance the hormones in the locker room. The easy solution? Stake powerful omega Matt Duchene out in the backyard and have . . . tryouts.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
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    5
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    120
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    5440
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    The 2015-2016 season isn't going how Sidney or Matt had planned. It's up to Mario and Patrick to pull them out of their ruts. Written per reader request.

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    5
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    Can't stop the hurt inside, when hate and love collide. (yes, from Def Leppard)

    The French used in this story was translated by google translate. Any difficulties should be attributed to that since I don't speak French!

    I also don't own any of these characters except for names you don't recognize. If you got here through a google search of your own name or a name of a friend or loved one, turn away! And this is my first fanfic I ever posted here, so please be kind.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    9
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    1
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    476
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    Garrion is certain his human is an idiot but no one has ever told Patrick Roy what to do not even his Daemon.

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    409
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    27
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    Preparing for a wedding is stressful enough, can Ryan and Gabe's relationship handle meddling from Bettman and the media?

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    The Avs have one game left before they can make it to the Western Conference Finals, and Matt Duchene and Patrick Roy have switched bodies. Can Roy give them one last win, and in the body of a forward, no less?

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    Patrick joins Team Canada in Prague. Matt makes it worth his while.

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    1/1
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    10
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    Nathan MacKinnon is put on the same line as the man who makes his heart race. Fighting majors and knuckle kissing. Dancing when no one is watching.

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    29
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