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    Joe is pretty sure that he and Patty are on the same page about their feelings for each other, and it seems like Patty feels the same way, except for the soul-crushing way he keeps turning down Joe's advances. What follows is a truly uncomfortable foray into attempting to seduce your best friend, and learning the importance of positive communication skills.

    Or, Five Times Joe Tried to Proposition Patty, and One Time Patty Propositioned Joe

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    The god of spring met the god of a death in a harvested field, the sun setting and the dirt warm under their feet. It was the place where their powers met, the death of the plants the spring god so lovingly tended.

    “You’re late this year,” the god of death said, raising an eyebrow. He was dressed in a thick cotton hoodie despite the warmth swirling around them and sunglasses despite the dimming light. The god of spring wore jeans torn at the knees and a loose black t-shirt with the sleeves cut off, and he had a lip ring this year. Neither of them looked particularly like what they were supposed to.

    The god of spring reached out to pull Auston into a hug, a shit-eating grin on his face. His mortal form was young this time around, male and slim, with copper-bright hair. It was a stark contrast to the genderless force of power that was Persephone. “You missed me.”

    “Get off me, Connor,” Auston said, but it was affectionate. Connor didn’t let go. “Connor. I am the god of death. I do not hug.”

    --

    Or, Connor is Persephone. Freddie is Hades. With the help of Auston and Mitch, they change the laws of the universe yet again.

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    A Legally Blonde AU where Zeus is decidedly not a lap dog and the hockey team parallels sorority life a little too closely.

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    92
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    One night, Dylan fights off his closest friend and boyfriend out of nowhere. After months of not having any contact with one another, Dylan picks up the phone.

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    Zhenya's dreams take a lot of turns.

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    Pat comes back to them in October.

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    Mitch had always had a complicated relationship with food.

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    “So, there’s a reason you’re being an asshole? Because I thought maybe you were being an asshole because you felt like it, but if there is a point to it, let me in.”

    “Fuck off,” Auston says as he drains the rest of his beer.

    “You fuck off,” Mitch shifts so that he’s on his knees on the couch beside Auston. He wants the upper hand, the higher ground so that he can feel like he has some kind of power in this argument. Because he has no fucking clue what is happening right now. “I know it’s just me, because Freddie says you’ve been texting him and haven’t been treating him like shit. So, what’s the problem? You know besides me since I’m obviously the problem.”

    “Well maybe it’s because I can’t count on you. You’re unreliable when I really need you. I ask you to do something and you fuck it up, you don’t come through for me. At least Freddie can be counted on when I need him. He won’t screw me over”

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    Auston is mad. Mitch has no idea why and things unravel at a very alarming speed. It's an ugly fight and more than one heart is broken.

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    66
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    6
    Hits:
    1518
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    It's Chicago, the 1920s, in a speakeasy. It's jazz and blues and moonshine and late nights, and a love story that wasn't supposed to happen but did anyway.

    And, like all good love stories, it starts with a song.

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    If there was one thing Mitch knew, it was that he was a lot to handle. The team….teased him about being a puppy, one with endless energy and in need of constant affection and cuddles. The never-ending need for validation and approval. Mitch knew he was a lot, but he doesn’t know how to tame it, how to get that energy under control.
    ....
    Mitch could handle his teammates shying away from him to a certain extent, but it was different with Auston. He knew why it as different, why it made Mitch stop. He was in love with Auston, but Mitch knew Auston wasn’t in love with him.

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    6/?
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    I started with the idea: what if Auston Matthews was that annoying dad at his kid’s hockey game? And 18,000+ words later...ta-da!

    Oh, and it’s ALL azuresky18’s fault for getting me hooked on this pair, although I am eternally grateful because they are so effing adorable.

    AU for many reasons, the primary reason being that Mitch gets severely injured right before his rookie debut and never goes back to being a Leaf. He and Auston reconnect several years later.

    Set in the future, but the technology’s about the same because it was easier that way. Enjoy!

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    A soulmate AU, where Freddie and Auston are stupid before they finally manage to get their shit together.

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    6/?
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    6
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    Logan keeps going. He keeps going as the wheels fall off and the whole thing disintegrates. He’s the captain. He’s the captain because they keep trading his friends and he was left behind. It’s the business, sure, and now it’s his responsibility. His fault.

    Series
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    72
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    12
    Hits:
    774
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    To: K. Dubas, CDPU Project Director
    From: M. Hunter, CDPU Head of Personnel Recruitment
    RE: [[CLASSIFIED]] CANADIAN DOMESTIC PROTECTION UNIT, SKYLINE (Version 3.1)
    Attached files: Classified, Level 7: SKYLINE PROFILE Version 3,1 (68 KB), SKYLINE SUIT (143 KB), SKYLINE v NATRIX (3.1 GB)

    ...the Mark XVI Skyline suit clearly pays homage to the city of Toronto. The majority of the suit is bright, Maple Leafs blue, a color specifically loaned to Skyline by the Toronto Maple Leafs owner himself. The suit is detailed in crisp white, an outline of the CN tower running up the left ribcage and maple leaf detailing along the right leg. This differs from previous suit designs in clarity and artistic integrity. This appears to be the first version of the suit where the user seems confident enough in their work to put significant effort into aesthetic detail. See attached photo for visual reference...

     

    Or, Toronto has developed a super-villain problem. Luckily, it's also developed a pair of vigilante superheroes.

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    14
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    Will, Kap, and the rest of the guys try to help Auston get over his super-intense crush on his best friend

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    Auston and Mitch decide to start looking for a pet but there’s something Autson hasn’t told Mitch.

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    English
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    418
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    40
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    1
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    806
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    It’s simplistic to bring the biggest decision of John’s life down to Mitch Marner.

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    333
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    83
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    2898
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    Based off the NHL franchise, Answers is about a girl with a dream of being a hockey star, but that doesn't come easy, so she decides to go to the top athletics school in the city of Toronto, Canada. There she meets new and exciting people, and finds keys to her future.

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    English
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    2,063
    Chapters:
    1/62
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    Auston’s subconscious just has a way of admitting traitorous thoughts whilst his guard is down, long before the rest of his body catches up.

    (or, the one where Auston proposes for no good reason at all)

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    211
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    2322
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    “Auston, Morgan is expected to be out for up to eight games, that’s a hopeful estimate.” Auston nods, he knows this, they were just told this, as a team. “Because of the significance of the games left, and the way we anticipate those games going we want to make sure someone is wearing Morgan’s ‘A’ while he’s out. We want that someone to be you.”

    Series
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    English
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    199

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