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    The thing is, David actually does believe in soul mates.

    People always seem surprised by this – which, rude. How could he not with the way his parents fit together so perfectly, so utterly devoted to each other, even after all these years, with all their ridiculous flaws. How could he not, when Alexis meets a handsome veterinarian on holiday in the Galapagos islands and grows up, seemingly overnight?

    No, David Rose believes in soul mates.

    He just... isn’t sure there’s one out there for him anymore.

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    2/?
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    54
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    6
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    i blame tinn. she said "is it like, various roleplaying scenes from the POV of the props" and well, that's exactly what this is. told from the perspective of patrick's tie. i don't know what else to say

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    243
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    David has been waiting for this day for as long as he can remember. Today's the day they're finally adopting a dog.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    5
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    36
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    Another jukebox prompt: the first time david turns down buying something, maybe a nice sweater on ebay, because he deems it too expensive

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    English
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    750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    189
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    Moments in Schitt's Creek as the could have happened, as they should've happened, and as they did happen.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    34
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    193
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    What if David planned to propose to Patrick, and step two in his plans was to invite Patrick's parents to town so he could ask for Clint's blessing?

    An alternate imagining of events leading up to and following Patrick's surprise birthday party.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    173
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    Anonymous said: i love your writing 🥺 for david + patrick prompts: Person A keeps trying their best to pick a fight and Person B interrupts halfway through to say quite calmly “You haven’t eaten yet today have you?” with David as A and Patrick as B

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    341
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    45
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    1
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    415
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    “Um, hi,” David says, his voice rising. “How much of that did you hear?”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    621
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    From the_hodag’s prompt: Patrick has a ukulele. David is horrified.

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    English
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    391
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    291
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    Shortly after going into business on Rose Apothecary, Patrick starts having these incredibly vivid dreams. The reccurring theme is David: he's always there, always leaning in, and Patrick's starting to wonder if maybe the visions he's seeing aren't dreams after all.

    OR

    Patrick keeps waking up next to David, and waking up next to David, and waking up...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    544
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    Before preparations for Singles Week start to pick up, Patrick helps Moira make a spreadsheet for her wigs.

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    3,867
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    481
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    David has trusted people before, that's how he ended up walking into a gallery of his boyfriend's photographs and finding only pictures of him in his most vulnerable, displayed on the wall for all to see.

    So there is absolutely no way he's ever going to trust a journalist of all people. Least of all Patrick Brewer, who seems to have taken it upon himself to tear down David's walls brick by brick.

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    English
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    19,441
    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2073
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    An AU (with some canon elements) that follows our beloved David and Patrick through the creation of Rose Apothecary and falling in lurrrrrrv. But this one includes a yoga retreat with kilts because why not? This is a slooow burn but it definitely burns when it gets there. This alternates between David's and Patrick's point of view.

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    English
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    50,400
    Chapters:
    17/20
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2896
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    David and Patrick open wedding presents.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    88
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    458
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    “You’re allowed to have these days.”

     

    David will lay there beneath layers of blankets with a somewhat vacant stare, glassy-eyed as Patrick sits and runs a hand through his messy hair, promising with a kiss to his forehead that he’ll come home during lunch. 

     

    Today is one of those days.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    856
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    Patrick knows he’s spiralling. Unfortunately, no amount of telling himself it’s just an anxiety spiral has ever been able to pull him out of one — which is why he’s sitting in his office at some ungodly hour, the room lit only by the backglow of his laptop as he double- and triple- and quadruple-checks the formulae in his spreadsheet, instead of lying in bed wrapped up in the arms of his husband.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    552
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    It's summertime in the Hamptons and David and Patrick keep running into each other. It takes more than the weekend before they actually meet. A canon divergent two-shot told from both POVs.

    Language:
    English
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    15,310
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    242
    Kudos:
    246
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2075
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    In the slightest twist of fate, Andy Roberts does not slip into a coma before signing the contract. With $1 million under their belts the Roses leave Schitt’s Creek, desperately scrabbling for contacts and allies and people to help get them back into the swing of their old lives.

    The thing is, David was always going to be ready to snap and run at some point.

    A Road Trip AU, with all sorts of Rose adventures in between.

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    English
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    23,064
    Chapters:
    8/9
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1398
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    When the Roses lose their money Alexis bribes David into taking up running, for the sake of his mental health.

    When Patrick runs away from his hometown he ends up on every viable sports team, including the core team of the local, volunteer-lead Saturday morning 5k.

    An alternate meeting AU that takes place at... parkrun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,810
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    240
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    But by the time they clean up after the party, and Patrick tactfully offers to take the garbage bags out to the shed to give the Roses a bit of family time, it’s well after eleven and David can only assume all their plans for the evening are out the window.

    That is, until they turn out of the motel parking lot and instead of Patrick putting his hand on David’s knee like usual it lands halfway up his thigh, fingers tracing absent circles around his inseam, and David realises that at least one part of the plan is still very much on the table.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,957
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    756

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