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    After Patrick institutes a "no making out in the backroom policy," David needs to prove to Patrick they can be quick.

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    1/1
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    21
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    61
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    1
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    When David's ex, Sebastien Raine, unexpectedly shows up in Schitt's Creek, David enlists the help of a stranger on the street to pretend to be his boyfriend in an attempt to get rid of Sebastien.

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    Chapters:
    8/15
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    104
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    A Smutsgiving Drabble to kick off my writing journey!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    41
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    1
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    247
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    One work a day (I hope), inspired by whatever the word from the previous days' Wordle puzzle was (as not to spoil those who have not played yet in different timezones).

    This could get messy, people.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    286
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    18
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    From the moment he trips over David Rose in the hallway outside English, Patrick Brewer is determined to be his friend. And David, despite his best efforts to remain unfriended, never stands a chance.

    Soon inseparable, they set to work navigating the ever-changing pathways of high school and university. The one constant: their friendship.

    But everything changes.

    A David and Patrick high school/university AU.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/20
    Comments:
    195
    Kudos:
    148
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    28
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    David must navigate a highly perilous situation.

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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    11
    Hits:
    58
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    The store was empty. David jumped out of his skin when his phone rang while he rearranged the stock. He saw that it was Patrick calling and hurried to pick it up.

    “Hi honey,” David said, sandwiching his phone between his ear and his shoulder.

    “David?” Patrick’s voiced was slurred and David’s anxiety instantly skyrocketed.

    “Patrick what’s wrong?” David said slightly hysterically. He immediately walked over and locked the door, flipping the sign to read “closed.”

    “I did…I did something bad.”

    *Now complete*

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    1
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    40
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    104
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1965
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    David spanks Patrick on his birthday. That's the fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    353
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    My answer to the Smutsgiving 100 word drabble challenge over on the tumblr.

    Language:
    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    35
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    231
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    a series of 100-word drabbles mostly written to prompts from the Schitt's Creek Drabble blog.

    Ratings for each chapter will vary and anything above a T-rating will be indicated in the notes

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,200
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    219
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    100 ways to say I Love You, without saying the actual words.
    (Chapters to be posted Fridays, Mondays, Wednesdays)

    50) “I think you’re beautiful.”
    51) “Are you sure?”
    52) “Have fun.”
    53) “Sit down, I’ll get it.”
    54) “I made reservations.”

    Language:
    English
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    23,324
    Chapters:
    54/100
    Comments:
    337
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
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    David uses his talents in the bedroom to good effect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    31
    Hits:
    180
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    David is trying to cook for Thanksgiving but Patrick has something else on his mind.

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    English
    Words:
    101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    55
    Hits:
    293
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    In which David says how he really feels about Thanksgiving.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    31
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    180
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    Clint and Marcy have stepped out and David and Patrick take advantage of the empty house.

    Language:
    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    298
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    If there’s anything David is sure of, it’s that he married a goddamn tease. He knew he was in for an evening of more ogling than usual when Patrick came down the stairs in that cashmere v-neck, but he did not expect for Patrick to tease him mercilessly all night. The way that sweater clings to his shoulders and the way it shows that delicious v of skin at his throat is bad enough, but now he’s across the cafe talking with Matt from the baseball team and licking whipped cream from his fingers.

    Patrick teases David at Twyla's American Thanksgiving party. Blowjobs ensue.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    72
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    259
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    So over on tumblr I follow a great blog called @schittscreekdrabbleprompts. Each week, they offer a one word prompt to inspire drabbles.

    This week’s word was wedding. I got a bit carried away.

    David and Patrick meet at a conference in Vegas, and only Elvis knows what really happened that night.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,213
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    53
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    151
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    David is trying to make something of himself.

    Patrick is just trying to make it through the day.

    When Patrick accidentally calls David one night, the two men find comfort, support, and maybe something more in the voice on the other end of the line.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,469
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2848
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    Soft smutty husbands in love and in bed. That's the fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    281
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    Soft smutty husbands. That's it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    135

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