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    “Okay,” Alexis says, winking with both eyes. “I mean, yes, my new ring is technically an engagement ring. But I couldn’t help myself. I had to buy it! I just thought, like, who better to promise myself to than myself?”

    “Um,” Twyla says. “Me? Your girlfriend?”

    The day before Alexis and Twyla fly home to Schitt's Creek for the holidays, Alexis goes on a very expensive shopping spree at Tiffany & Co on her lunch break.

    [podfic of bought matching diamonds for six of my bitches]

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    Two years prior to the start of the show, an ill-advised wish leaves Alexis invisible. She now has to take care of her very confused family - especially her brother.

    Then they end up in Schitt's Creek. Might this place be the answer to her minor setback?

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    Alright you know the drill. Just a bunch of porny snippets because 'tis the season. Happy Kinktober, fam!

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    David and Patrick navigate their relationship in an AU where Clint, Marcy, and Rachel have known from the start

    Or: Scenes after my heart was broke, my head was sore (by the incomparable blueink3)

    TW: Strong language

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    When he had planned this getaway, Patrick's goal was to visit a couple of bars, maybe flirt with a guy just to see if he could. He had intended this trip as a ritual cleansing, a clear, bold line separating his life of dull but familiar duty from the new now. But his gay awakening had announced itself with cymbals and timpani--a dinner date with the most stunning and interesting man he had ever met. After 15 years of wandering through a heterosexual wilderness, he had arrived at the land of milk and honey.

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    a collection of spooky, spoopy, or otherwise autumnal ficlets throughout the month of october. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month. each ficlet is a stand-alone and not intended to be a part of a continuous story.

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    Stretchers appeared, the paramedics loading them up like a matching set. He remembered teasing David about their matching toques that morning. He liked that matching look better. The ride to the hospital was brutal, too bright, and too loud, as the headache overtook his senses.

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    Daily updates in this Whumptober 2021 prompt fill. Characters and tags will be added as they appear in the story.

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    David and Patrick are stuck at a long stoplight on their way back to Schitt's Creek from a vendor run. Whatever will they do to pass the time?

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    Part 2 of “Miracles Don't Take Reservations”.

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    David Rose follows Sebastien Raine to Harvard Law - what, like it’s hard? When David gets there he finds out not only that he’s got what it takes, but also that a certain teaching assistant just might be the love of his life.

    A Legally Blonde AU.

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    “You would not believe what Roland tried to market for the store today— um. Patrick? What is that?”

    “Hi. What’s what?”

    “Yeah, hi. That… thing that our cat is sitting in? What is that?”

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    or, patrick makes a totally not impulsive purchase and david is less than thrilled

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    Ever since Mom and Dad hired him a new mom (but Adelina told him not to say things like that) David's been best friends with Patrick. Adelina said he can't really be friends with a tree, but David disagrees. Sadie from his homeroom says she's best friends with her dog Sprinkles, and Mom says dogs are vexatious vermin. So, what's wrong with being friends with Patrick?

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    there must be people out there who say yes to getting married because they can’t say no and then what happens? and then they’re stuck for the rest of their life with the same wrong sweet person right?

     

    or: the one where patrick and alexis have one very specific thing in common

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    Sometimes Patrick kisses David so gently it’s almost too much to bear. David expects it when they greet each other, can almost cope with the oh-so-soft kisses that Patrick drops on his neck so often it must be instinct at this point. But there’s other times—all sorts of times—when Patrick will casually drop the sweetest little kisses on David like he doesn’t even know how much they mean.

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    Senior year has arrived for our protagonists. And with that comes adulthood looming over the horizon...some might say it's the twilight of their adolescence. There are college applications to worry about, identities to form, and...werewolves to fight?

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    "You’re here.”

    “Mm, I am, and I have wine.”

    -

    It takes Patrick years to realize he's in love with his best friend.
    David's willing to wait however long it takes for him to catch up.

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    Neither of them liked to go to bed without the other, but some nights when David was ready earlier, and Patrick was particularly restless, they would adjust their typical routine to accommodate. On those occasions, Patrick always took care of his husband before continuing with his evening endeavours.

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    “We’re ready for this, right?” David’s voice was so soft that Patrick barely heard him over the sound of his tires on the not-so-smooth pavement.

    “As the numbers guy, I thought I was supposed to be the nervous one.” Patrick chuckled as a smattering of light raindrops started to hit the windshield. “Yes, David, we’re ready. We’re more than ready. In fact, we need this so we can keep growing.”

    Out of the corner of his eye, Patrick saw David nod slowly as he drew in another deep breath, prompting Patrick to reach across the console and take his hand again.

    “We’re doing it together,” Patrick said, giving David’s hand a gentle squeeze. “Just like we did when we opened."

    ***

    More than a year after the events of "Safe," David and Patrick are preparing to open a second Rose Apothecary in Elmdale, and they're both struggling with the stress of it all. But what happens when David's symptoms turn out to be caused by something more?

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    This work is now complete!

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    David wakes up next to Patrick, missing thirteen years of his life. He tries to figure out why. (Not an amnesia fic.)

    TW: Discussions of death and loss, discussions of surgery, strong language.

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