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    What it says on the tin, folks.

    Another self-indulgent, let's riff off canon again kind of fic.

    Most chapters will be standalones, but I do what I want, so pay attention to the descriptors.

    Chapter 1 - rated G
    Chapter 2 - rated G
    Chapter 3 - rated E
    Chapter 4 - rated G
    Chapter 5 - rated G
    Chapter 6 - rated E
    Chapter 7 - rated E
    Chapter 8 - rated G
    Chapter 9 - rated M? ish
    Chapter 10 - rated G
    Chapter 11 - rated G

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    12/12
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    "He was all too aware of the baggage he carried from his past relationships. David had always been open about his damage to anyone who would listen; why bother hiding it, when the evidence was so damning? He wasn’t blind to the weight that came from the briefest of one-night stands or the boulders attached to his ankles by his break-ups, let alone the all-encompassing anchor that was strapped to him shibari-style by one Sebastien Raine."

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    Five times Patrick made sex okay, and one time David did.

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    36
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    In place of Moira and Johnny, David and Patrick scope out MADLY's event for Single's Week. Patrick gets jealous, and David just wants scones.

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    23
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    A sad story about two dumb boys, who before reaching their happy ending need to grow up and accept themselves for who they are.

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    7/?
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    23
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    40
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    12
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    I took a boy on a date—
    not date?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    23
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    I need to draw a paper thin line between batshit crazy and love of my life...

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    Patrick Brewer has split up with his fiance (again) and decided - to make sure that it sticks - he'll travel half way around the world so that he can figure out his sexuality without worrying about anyone's preconceived notions of who he is and who he should be. He lands a job at one of the most iconic beaches in the world, working as a life guard at the exclusive ocean pool club, Icebergs.

    David has taken some time off at the gallery, to support his boyfriend, Sebastien, while he shoots the secret headliner for the biggest Queer party down-under, Mardi Gras.

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    Chapters:
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    173
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    108
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    Forever is too long to spend with anyone, especially yourself.

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    Patrick hadn’t felt this terrible in years. He knew he was falling deeper into the depths of depression than he had in the past. Why had he avoided telling David about Rachel? If he had just said something before she showed up, unannounced, this could have been avoided. He knew exactly why though, at least partially. The same block in his brain that kept him from talking to his doctor. The same block in his brain that kept him from coming out to his parents.

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    Patrick and Stevie are roommates, in the upstairs apartment of the motel. Patrick ran away from his now-ex fiancee and his hometown, and Stevie, claiming that she is "fairly neat, has her own TV, and is totally okay with the gay thing", invited him to move in.
    "What gay thing?"
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    Twyla and David are roommates, staying at Twyla's ex-step-father's house, while he is in prison. A clean freak who is a chronically-unemployed chef, after losing his NYC restaurants and then quitting The Dude Cave after suffering the indignities of wearing a costume that accentuated his package, David is just trying to survive. Of course, Twyla works at Cafe Tropical.
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    Alexis, girl boss that she is, works as a professor of public relations at Elmdale College. After her break up with Twyla ("they were on a break"), it was uncomfortable for awhile, but as her brother's roommate, they still hang out together a lot.
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    Ted is a vegetarian veterinarian who uses animal puns.

    *Fic is complete. Will post on Wednesdays. Friends knowledge helps, but is not required. In which the author was an American teenager when Friends first aired, is a "40 year old woman" who is obsessed with Noah Reid.**

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    “Emir Kaplan, Union-Tribune. So let me get this straight,” he says. “You’re a Canadian, who’s never set foot in the United States, let alone California, whose athletic success has come from a completely different discipline, who is now being charged with the leadership of a major league soccer team despite openly possessing very little knowledge of the game?”
    Patrick’s still smiling, but it falters round his eyes. “You got a question in there, Emir?”
    “Yeah.”
    Emir pretends to think.
    “Is this a fucking joke?”
    ***
    A Ted Lasso AU.

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    3/8
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    Five times Patrick could have come out to his parents and 1 time he did

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    Chapters:
    1/6
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    52
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    A glance into what the group chat among Alexis, David, Patrick, Stevie, and Ted could look like.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
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    62
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    1
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    The Rose family has lost everything, however they never purchased the town of Schitt's Creek. After leaving everything he knows behind, David ends up there anyway.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    20
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    A series of texts documenting David and Patrick's growing relationship.

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    14/40
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    Pre-Schitt’s Creek canon-divergence.

    Despite the disaster with Barbara Streisand’s vocal coach, Alexis is not quite ready to give up on her singing dreams. Unfortunately, once word gets out, all the other industry professionals suddenly find their diaries full up and in desperation, Johnny turns to the local music school – and its owner, Patrick Brewer – for help.

    Meanwhile David Rose, disappointed at missing the cherry blossom season in Japan, and recovering from his latest romantic misfortune in New York, returns home to lie low for a few weeks.

    They don’t get off to the best start, but soon David can’t deny there’s something about his sister’s vocal coach.

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    16/22
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    353
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    173
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    The Brewer-Rose Family and their crazy lives in Schitt's Creek.

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    Continuation of The Younger Years

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    Chapters:
    27/?
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    14
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    In which the author wanted more different soft first kisses, and so she indulged herself and wrote them.

    Further, that the author believed in slow not glacial and that would be reflected in how David and Patrick's physical relationship progressed from the beginning.

    Each chapter is a standalone story, with a different first kiss, unless otherwise indicated. It's my fic, I do what I want.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    375
    Kudos:
    509
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    56
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    “You are so happy. You’re marrying your best friend.”

    I’m pretty sure everyone claims that their spouse is their best friend.

    “You met through work. A store called Rose something.”

    This got Patrick’s attention. He’d had a part time job at his local Rose Video for over a year. How could the fortune teller know that?

     
    Teenage Patrick Brewer meets a remarkably accurate fortune teller at a county fair.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    118
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    595

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