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    Patrick tries out some new nicknames, to David's chagrin.

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    When their mouths met the roaring sound that filled David’s ears had nothing to do with the rush of the Falls.

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    David is having a bad day, and just wants a nice shower to help him relax.

    What doesn't help is his troll of a husband coming in to disturb him.

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    Sebastien Raine visits Schitt's Creek on the same day as Open Mic Night at the Apothecary.

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    What matters is that Patrick’s grand, romantic plan to propose to David at the top of Rattlesnake Point — in the same spot he processed his crush years ago — is ruined. What matters is that Patrick needs a new plan; what matters is that David’s been acting squirrely as hell, like any sudden movement could signal The Moment Patrick gets down on one knee and pops the question.

    OR: When Patrick realizes that David has caught wind of his proposal plans, he tries to keep his future fiance on his toes.

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    10
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    The air conditioning broke in the dead of summer. David won't give up his sweater. Patrick has a plan.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    106
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Patrick offers to tutor David in marketing class, but it's totally platonic... right?

    OR

    College/university AU but Patrick is disabled.

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    16/?
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    David accidentally reveals his horribly embarrassing tendency to snort while laughing. Patrick thinks it's cute.

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    127
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    2
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    “Did you, uh… walk here?”

     

    David nods. “Mm-hm.”

     

    “Can I give you a ride home?” Patrick asks, almost shyly. David feels just as silly, like a fucking schoolboy with a crush, glancing away from Patrick’s wide-open gaze and mumbling that he'd like that, very much.

     

    “Great.” Patrick flashes a chipper smile. “I brought a spare helmet.”

     

     

    Or: as David's birthday dinner draws to a close, Patrick has a little surprise up his sleeve.

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    1/1
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    15
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    Title from Red, Red Wine by Neil Diamond (or UB40, if you prefer)

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    Food and sex are two of David's favorite things. Just not together. David is so adamant that they don't mix, it just makes Patrick determined to find a David Rose approved way in which they do.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    146
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    David Rose has it all: Money, status, a premier apartment with a killer view and the affection of the hottest photographer in the city. But a little voice keeps telling him there’s something missing. Will a certain Button help him figure it out?

    -- or --

    I heard “How Will I Know?” again recently and could really hear it being a David & Patrick song. This fic is the result of all the nagging thoughts that wouldn’t leave me. Fic Title and Chapter Titles are all lyrics from the song. I wanted to go in order but, alas, it didn’t happen. I’m referencing the Sam Smith version here because I feel like the mellower, sultry tones are more fitting than Whitney Houston’s upbeat, poppy rendition. This is my first fic in the fandom and it was such a delight to create.

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    After selling his gallery and leaving New York, David moves to Toronto with the only thing in the world that matters to him-- his dog, Lady.

    Everything goes okay, except for one problem: his cute but annoying new neighbor, Patrick, and his rambunctious mutt.

    M for 'adult themes'
    Updated every Sunday!

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
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    Patrick paces the stock room in the back of the store. Their store. He’ll circle back to this later. He's grateful for the fact that David has been out on the floor tidying up, making sure that everything is in the proper place, facing the correct way, folded exactly so. He appreciates David's attention to detail. One that matches his own, but examines and gives importance to different details. It's part of what makes them such a good team. Between them, they end up with all the details covered.

    This reprieve has given him a chance to spend time processing the events of the last twenty-four hours on his own.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
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    167
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    “I grew up with a lot of cousins. Did a lot of babysitting.”

    “Well, I grew up with a lot of prescription medications but that doesn’t mean that I became a pharmacist.”

     
    Patrick babysits Roland Jr. David may be in the vicinity. Things go pretty much as well as you’d expect.

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    29
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    109
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    1
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    David, Patrick, Stevie, Rachel, Marcy, and Clint spend the weekend in Toronto for Pride. Chaos ensues, as expected.

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    3/3
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    He wants to kiss David more than he’s ever wanted anything, and he’s also terrified that he won’t. But Patrick is pretty sure he made it clear this was a date. He even wore the jacket that Rachel once said looked good on him. He and David are sober and looking at each other in the light of the motel sign, and they’re in his car where anyone could see, because he’s doing it on purpose, and he would never, ever keep David a secret or only touch him in the dark or say that it’s not gay. It’s really gay, actually. It’s gay as fuck, and that in itself is thrilling.
     
    Six of Patrick's first times - or, five times Patrick explores his identity, and one time he ends up exactly where he's meant to be.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    85
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    278
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    52
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    It’s not David’s fault. It’s not. It’s bad timing and too much ridiculous, cheesy porn.

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    Comments:
    58
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    202
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    3
    Hits:
    1702
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    Patrick Brewer thought he had his whole life figured out, but he was in for a whirl wind as he finds him self wanting to settle down in a town he never heard of before and falls in love with someone unexpected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,196
    Chapters:
    18/20
    Comments:
    16
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    79
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    15
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    "The thing that makes it work," Patrick says, "is the thought behind it. There's a meaning to it. It's special. I'm not just getting up there and singing any old song, to anyone in general. It's to David, and even though they're these pretty cheesy songs, I still put a part of me into it. That's the nice thing about singing to someone you love."

    OR: Patrick and Twyla decide to serenade the Rose siblings with "Kiss From a Rose," by Seal. The decision is heavily weighted by how embarrassed David will be about it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,380
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    376

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