15 Works in Patrick Brewer is a Cockslut
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Everyone always thinks Patrick’s the planner. Well, okay, he very much is. But David’s meticulous in his own ways, and he likes to keep his word. So when Patrick walks through the door, David barely gives him time to shrug off his jacket and drop his keys into the bowl before he pounces on him.
In which David has a plan, and Patrick isn't going to play along easily.
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Patrick has a job to do.
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All Slut, No Shame by midnightstreet for schittyfic (sixtysevenlmpala)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
13 Dec 2020
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“It’s just. I know that’s kind of a...loaded term. And I would never,” Patrick adds urgently, “use that to refer to someone. Well, other than myself, I guess?” He huffs out a little chuckle. “But…”
“But you want to be a slut for me. And I want to give you what you want. Turn over, honey, that’s it. Let me take care of you.”
Patrick learns that being called a slut isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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I will love you no less than you’d like by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana) for samwhambam
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
18 Nov 2020
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“I was all prepared to come in here, suck your dick, maybe have you fuck me. But that’s not what you need, is it?” His voice has already slipped into the teasing condescension he uses during a scene and Patrick didn’t know it was possible for him to get harder right now, but it turns out it is. He shakes his head, but David just raises an eyebrow at him.
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- Part 2 of A Litre of Me
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Patrick’s sloppy mouth returns. David loves it.
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- Part 5 of the sloppy mouth anthology
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Shameless filth. More specifically: what happens when two thirsty bottoms don't communicate ahead of time.
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Patrick had never been to a sex party, orgy, whatever was happening here, but furniture seemed important. He felt sort of bad for taking up the entire couch. There were a lot of people in the apartment. The thought pooled warm and liquid in his stomach. David’s thumb stroked slowly over the side of his neck; Patrick melted further against him.
David and Patrick decide to stay at Jake's for one drink.
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- Part 4 of Smutober 2020
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Best Wishes, Warmest Regards, Fondest Consideration by Streetlamp_Sunset
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
04 Oct 2020
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“I want Stevie to stay,” Patrick said, lying next to David in the dark.
“She’s in her room, honey,” David said, words muffled against his pillow. He reached blindly for Patrick’s hand. This wasn’t the time to start this conversation, but Patrick wouldn’t be able to sleep otherwise.
“No, David, I want her here, with us,” Patrick said. He ran his thumb over David’s rings. “She still has feelings for you. And I know you love her.”
“I love you, Patrick,” David said and it filled Patrick’s heart to hear him say it so easily.
“I know you do,” Patrick assured him, “We’re okay, David.”
“But Stevie’s not,” David said, tone colored with understanding.
“She’s not.”
“And we love her.”
“We do,” Patrick said, feeling the smooth metal of David’s rings until he fell asleep.
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How much love will you happily take by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
03 Oct 2020
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The trouble is, they don’t really have any privacy outside of the store — at least one member of David’s family is always at the motel, and Ray has never met a boundary he won’t cheerfully skip over. Neither of those seem like the ideal place to say 'so, I’m actually a virgin' or 'funny thing, apparently my dick’s so big no one wants to have sex with me', but the store hardly seems like an appropriate place to have that conversation either.
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- Part 1 of A Litre of Me
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There are three things Patrick has tried to tell David but not quite figured out how: 1) "I used to have a fiance." 2) "I'm not out to my parents." 3) "I blew you at a truck stop the day before we met."
Not necessarily in order of importance.
This story is about number 3.
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- Part 2 of we know we both belong tonight
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“Oh my god, Patrick. Your mom just…did she see…”
“Pretty sure, yeah.”
“I mean, the blankets were covering everything…”
“Sure, we’ll go with that.”
“So maybe she wasn’t sure what she was seeing in the very, very brief instant before she screamed and slammed the door.”
“David, my ankle was over your shoulder.”
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Buying Patrick a shark onesie had turned out to be one of the best decisions that David had made since marrying Patrick. To his complete disbelief and surprise, it made for some crazy and unique sex...
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- Part 1 of Patrick Shark
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“Oh,” says the voice, surprised. “Is it really that hard to find a dick to suck around here, or are you just that into the whole anonymous angle?”
Patrick can’t help but laugh. “Honestly?” He says, still disguising his voice a little, which is stupid because he would absolutely remember if he’d ever met someone that sounded like the other man before. “I just didn’t want to have to talk to someone about it.”
There’s a little laugh and Patrick can’t help but feel a little smug; he loves making people laugh.
“I can understand that. I have more than once wondered if I could get a hookup to answer the door already wearing a ball gag and convince them that’s my kink.”
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- Part 1 of we know we both belong tonight
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And we lay nocturnal, speculate what we feel by EggplantSalad for samwhambam
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
05 Jul 2020
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"Oh god, don’t you dare, not against the door,” he laughed, bucking against Patrick’s eager, familiar touch. “Unless you want everyone on this floor to hear how I sound when I—“ he stuttered to a stop as Patrick froze, eyes wide.
“Oh my god, you think that’s hot,” David breathed.
Or: David talks Patrick through a fantasy after his high school reunion.
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Patrick orders a truly ridiculous amount of lube and just smirks when David’s mouth drops open at the sheer quantity that arrives on their doorstep. Patrick makes him close his eyes while he hides bottles in random locations all over the house. There are certainly far worse quarantine prospects than this.
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- Part 1 of Quarantine 2020