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    David and Patrick are stuck at a long stoplight on their way back to Schitt's Creek from a vendor run. Whatever will they do to pass the time?

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    127
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    2
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    When David walked into Ray's office with his black sweater, white high tops on, an idea in his head, and a passion to create something beautiful and his own; he wasn’t looking for love.

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    During the ceremony, David is thinking about Patrick & love & his journey to this moment.

    Language:
    English
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    223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    323
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    The Moulin Rouge was the height of underworld entertainment for the rich and powerful of Paris, a place to escape the everyday and be plunged into a world of lust and thirst. Men wore their finest black tailcoat tuxedos; women like Stevie were adorned in suits or dresses with plunging necklines.

     

    The dance hall swirled with scantily clad entertainers bedecked in jewelry, boas and far more makeup than necessary. It was a riot of colors and fabrics. Entering the hall, we were hit with a wall of music that took my breath away. Stevie gave me a knowing smirk and offered me her arm in escort. The look she gave me said, “You’ll get used to it, move along.” She breezed through the crowd until the five of us were seated in a private box, perfect for watching the show. Champagne and absinthe flowed like fountains, inviting us to give in to our most worldly desires.

     

    “Stevie, are you sure this will work?”

     

    She gazed casually out at the dance floor before turning to me, “No.”

     

    -or-

    The extremely self-indulgent Moulin Rouge AU that *some* of you asked for.

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    English
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    30,445
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    1439
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    3 times David's family tried to tell him Patrick had a crush on him and 1 time David just asked him

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    English
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    671
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    796
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    A drabble collection of David and Patrick's story, from David's days in New York City to happily married.

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    3,861
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    1146
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    6223
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    He's pissed off about the whole thing and hated that Patrick had the audacity to be such a helpful husband, getting him ice and ibuprofen the second they made it into the living room.

    It was a week before Christmas and David insisted they have garland hung up on the pergola in the backyard, but refused to use the step ladder. Mainly because it was in their janky little shed and he didn't like the dead bugs everywhere, but he'd never tell Patrick that.

    It was all going fine until he made it to the southeast corner. His jump and hook method had been working until he hit a patch of ice, rolled his ankle fully and hit his hip on the way down.

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    1,906
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    590
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    It wasn’t that Patrick wasn’t happy or grateful. It was just that he thought his life in New York would be so much more exciting. It was different than his life back home for sure, but it was still bland. Still predictable. He had changed all of his surroundings but somehow, his life was carrying on as if he was still living in rural Ontario.

    At least, it was until the day the angel walked through the doors.

    Oh and angel? That wasn’t so much of an exaggeration as one would think. Because peeking out of his huge, stylish shoulder bag was what appeared to be a black, feathered wing.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    112
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    221
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    3708
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    Five times David leans on Patrick and one where Patrick leans on David

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2092
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    Newly out (okay maybe it's been a while he just hasn't acted on it yet) Patrick Brewer has lived his entire life in a carefully planned bubble. He decides he wants to throw caution to the wind and be reckless for just one night (carefully of course). While out on the town a handsome stranger sends him a drink and derails all of his plans.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2006
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    David and Patrick watch Ted and Alexis's daughter one weekend, and David confronts two anxieties in one go.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    887
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    After establishing a reputation for being "difficult to work with," world-class Olympic figure skater, David Rose, is in desperate need of a partner. His coach, Stevie Budd, sets out to find someone — anyone — who is removed enough from the gossip to work with him. Enter Patrick Brewer: a former NHL player recently forced into retirement by an injury. He leaps at the opportunity to compete on the ice again, but tempers rise when the transition isn't as easy as Patrick hoped. Reluctantly, the two talented athletes team up for a shot at winning that elusive gold medal... but will their explosive dynamic be a disaster on ice?

    My take on a 'The Cutting Edge' AU for a prompt during Passions & Pastimes.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    12,117
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1516
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    Sometimes you're reading in bed and your husband smushes you, and that's 100% okay.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    85
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1104
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    David Rose has it all: Money, status, a premier apartment with a killer view and the affection of the hottest photographer in the city. But a little voice keeps telling him there’s something missing. Will a certain Button help him figure it out?

    Language:
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    Words:
    20,652
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3535
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    Patrick's never been one to half-ass anything he's ever done. That includes a new hobby he began just to have something to do.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,839
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    739
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    During a shift at Rose Video, teenage Patrick Brewer contemplates Rom-Coms and the nature of real life romance.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    16
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    125
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    After collecting change and assisting Mr. Takagi with his printing from a classic cars website, Patrick turns to survey the open and airy room before what can only be described as a bolt of lightning rattles through him. In the non-fiction section stands possibly the most uniquely gorgeous person Patrick has ever seen.

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    Patrick is a librarian who has come to Schitt's Creek to fill a temporary position as a way to get away from his past. With a minor in business and a major attraction to David, a library patron looking for some help, Patrick's whole life story is about to be re-written.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,269
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    268
    Kudos:
    355
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    6129
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    He wants to kiss David more than he’s ever wanted anything, and he’s also terrified that he won’t. But Patrick is pretty sure he made it clear this was a date. He even wore the jacket that Rachel once said looked good on him. He and David are sober and looking at each other in the light of the motel sign, and they’re in his car where anyone could see, because he’s doing it on purpose, and he would never, ever keep David a secret or only touch him in the dark or say that it’s not gay. It’s really gay, actually. It’s gay as fuck, and that in itself is thrilling.
     
    Six of Patrick's first times - or, five times Patrick explores his identity, and one time he ends up exactly where he's meant to be.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,483
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    288
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    2790
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    Patrick's instinct is to leave, but he’s just noticed something about this guy. “I know you …” he says slowly, uncertainly.
    It’s hardly flattering, but the other guy chuckles. It’s a nice sound, Patrick thinks, cautiously.

    “Yeah,” says the guy, his grin sliding into a smirk. “I think you, uh, tried to flirt with me once.”

    And now Patrick recognises him. A million years ago, at a party he hadn’t thought twice about, before everything really took off, this guy stood in a kitchen, not unlike this one, wearing a shirt blazoned with a mouth and bloody fangs, teasing Patrick.

    OR
    Patrick Brewer has a LOT of baggage. He's absolutely not ready for a relationship.

    OR
    In which the author tries not to spoil anything, and in doing so fails completely at the summary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    96,986
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    1387
    Kudos:
    882
    Bookmarks:
    241
    Hits:
    21488
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    David was just about to launch a witty retort Patrick's way when there was another flash of lightning that illuminated the long hall and suddenly everything was very, very dark. David gasped, unprepared for the total absence of light. He could barely find his voice to call out for Patrick. “Where are you?!”

     

    “I’m right here, David.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,070
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    320
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2702
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    David knew it was a bad idea to believe him when he said “Pain is transformative and you are the quintessential personification of suffering.” - as if it were a good thing. Davids not even sure he understood what that meant, but he was pretty sure it wasn’t really good. But he fell for it anyways, back into where he had hoped to never be again. In Sebastian Raines’ bed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,077
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1375

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