1 - 20 of 134 Works in Patrick Brewer is Thirsty

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    One work a day (I hope), inspired by whatever the word from the previous days' Wordle puzzle was (as not to spoil those who have not played yet in different timezones).

    This could get messy, people.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,700
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    201
    Kudos:
    286
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    7079
  2. Tags
    Summary

    David is trying to cook for Thanksgiving but Patrick has something else on his mind.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    56
    Hits:
    295
  3. Tags
    Summary

    A close shave for Patrick..

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,902
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    382
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Patrick makes a costume out of an old curtain and uses it to spice things up with David when they get a night alone at the Motel.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,676
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    444
  5. Tags
    Summary

    One man at the end of his career. One man getting his last chance. Together they might just make history.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,630
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    4411
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Patrick and David make their first home cooked meal in the cottage. They're both very hungry...

    "Knuckles pressed deep, large hands shaping, heels of palms knead, muscled arms taut and gleaming- that's what Patrick sees when he looks across to David. He just about stops himself from falling to his knees.

    His empty hands raise, ghosting the path he would take if he where to stand behind David right now, and place them over firm biceps while David continued to work. Or maybe he'd run his hands down his husband's forearms, over straining muscle and veins."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    279
  7. Tags
    Summary

    A series of loosely connected fall-themed Schitt's Creek ficlets.

    *Work is now complete!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,081
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    548
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    6030
  8. Tags
    Summary

    David & Patrick meet at an outdoor music festival in Vancouver, BC at exactly the right time and let’s just say, they fall hard and fast.
    This is very romcom level fluffy, with an abundance of unrealistic vulnerability (particularly from David) due to the unique environment.

    Fair warning: There will be some festival typical drug use, but the Roses’ and I believe in a harm reduction approach.

    *COMPLETE *

    Follow Alexis on tumblr as she blogs about their festival experience! - follow
    littlebitalexis-fiy on tumblr

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    129,382
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    337
    Kudos:
    264
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    8379
  9. Tags
    Summary

    David and Patrick are at sea. What will they do?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,218
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1818
  10. Tags
    Summary

    But no, there’s an honest-to-god gift sitting on the foot of the bed. The meticulous wrapping job with precise corners and an elegant (but understated) bow on top could only have been done by David’s deft hands, but Patrick has no other clues about what this might be.

    “David?” Patrick inclines his head and gestures toward the box. “What’s this?”

     “Mm, an anniversary present.”

     David and Patrick celebrate their fourth anniversary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,116
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1249
  11. Tags
    Summary

    David pulled Patrick from the depths of hell against all odds. What will happen when Patrick is finally face-to-face with his savior?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,402
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    323
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Patrick is a beekeeper. David wants his honey.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    836
  13. Tags
    Summary

    It’s the night shift at Rosewood Memorial Hospital. David is a nurse. Patrick is the new doctor on staff. Will they? Won’t they? You know the answer—In Every Universe!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,609
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    3362
  14. Tags
    Summary

    A David and Patrick 5+1 based on the 5 senses

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,670
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    578
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Thirteen ways David and Patrick could have met in Schitt's Creek, but didn't.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,962
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    734
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Filthy fun in the sun with David and Patrick

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,158
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    985
  17. Tags
    Summary

    The handsome man inside startles when he looks up from his phone, and catches sight of him and his borrowed dog. The gorgeous face distorts as a thousand fascinating expressions cycle over it. Patrick is so entranced, he lets go of the leash and the dog runs in ahead with its nose raised high, leaving him high and dry at the entrance.

    He cringes as muck splatters on the pristine floors, and dirty paw prints are left behind as added decoration. The floor turns from an attractive sand to filthy stone before his eyes. This is not the first impression he was hoping to make.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,506
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    535
  18. Tags
    Summary

    It took Patrick a while to admit how much he loved cum. Now that he has, he is leaning in. David helps. And so do a few others.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,393
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1558
  19. Tags
    Summary

    It's Patrick's birthday. After a weekend of surprises, David has one more. One that they both enjoy. Thoroughly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,353
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1548
  20. Tags
    Summary

    David strips for Patrick. That’s the fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,861
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    12086

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Clear Filters

Pages Navigation