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    Snippets of Stevie and Patrick’s POVs throughout Season Six. A spiritual successor, if you will, to “Gutted.” Both Patrick and Stevie navigate major milestones, with a few speed bumps along the way - especially when the Roses announce they're leaving town.

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    The idea for this came from my co-worker Jason telling me about an alphabet-themed poetry series he wrote. I thought it might be fun to try something like that too, so we arranged that Jason would give me 26 one-word prompts, one every few days, and I’d see what I could come up with. All he knows is that it’s for a writing project, so his suggestions are completely random and might potentially even be entirely unhelpful. :)

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    24/26
    Comments:
    235
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    214
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    5248
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    Watching him now, glancing at his phone every two to three seconds as she helps him lock up after she’s spent the entirety of her day off hanging out with him, she finds him downright shameful. Honestly, she’s a little offended at the amount of times she’s had to repeat herself because he was lost in some little gay daydream about a guy he literally sleeps next to every other day of the year. What is she, some kind of glorified babysitter?

    Whatever. David’s not paying her for this. Patrick’s not her problem.

    OR

    Stevie is on Patrick duty while David is away. It goes.... well.

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    1/1
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    28
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    158
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    721
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    The Moulin Rouge was the height of underworld entertainment for the rich and powerful of Paris, a place to escape the everyday and be plunged into a world of lust and thirst. Men wore their finest black tailcoat tuxedos; women like Stevie were adorned in suits or dresses with plunging necklines.

     

    The dance hall swirled with scantily clad entertainers bedecked in jewelry, boas and far more makeup than necessary. It was a riot of colors and fabrics. Entering the hall, we were hit with a wall of music that took my breath away. Stevie gave me a knowing smirk and offered me her arm in escort. The look she gave me said, “You’ll get used to it, move along.” She breezed through the crowd until the five of us were seated in a private box, perfect for watching the show. Champagne and absinthe flowed like fountains, inviting us to give in to our most worldly desires.

     

    “Stevie, are you sure this will work?”

     

    She gazed casually out at the dance floor before turning to me, “No.”

     

    -or-

    The extremely self-indulgent Moulin Rouge AU that *some* of you asked for.

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    13/13
    Comments:
    63
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    37
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    11
    Hits:
    1449
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    AU – During their time in Schitt’s Creek, Moira finds herself pregnant, again. Lottie and the other Roses help her through.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1333
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    Stevie gets dropped off at Patrick's apartment after the Hospies.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    82
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    2
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    373
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    Patrick hears a song that reminds him of David and has feelings about it.
    Stevie helps.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    48
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    2
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    416
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    David and Patrick celebrate their anniversary over dinner at the Café with Stevie.

    She brings a gift. It's not for David. (Turns out, Stevie has a soft side. His name is Patrick Brewer-Rose.)

    Language:
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    833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    774
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    “Ah!”
     
    “Who died?!” David peers into the hallway where Stevie’s poking at her face in the mirror. “Um, what’re you doing?”

    She frowns and prods at a dimple. “What’s my face doing?” She scrunches her nose, glaring at herself before relaxing into a gentle smile, not her usual scowl. “I think something’s wrong with it. Can you drive me to the hospital?”

    She looks over to her friend when he doesn’t respond. “What?”

    David shakes his head. “Nothing, just— I’m really glad you’re happy.”

    She tries, and fails, to suppress her smile at that. “Keep it in your pants, David.”

    ---

    or, 69 stevie-centric drabbles that no one asked for yet i wrote anyway

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    23/23
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    2669
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    David confronts Antonio about stealing the basic Rose Apothecary concept and making a scam out of it - but discovers Antonio knows him better than he realizes. And the cat his parents ran over? No ordinary cat.

    David and Patrick navigate an alternate timeline where the Rose family never lost their money, and Schitt's Creek never had the Roses - with the help of Twyla and a few awakening loved ones.

    Or, in which I attribute "Roadkill" to a glitch in the matrix, with AU goodness to boot.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
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    Stevie and Patrick return to the motel after a couple of drinks.

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    English
    Words:
    486
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    359
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    Johnny Rose's surprise retirement party is set to be a star-studded, glamorous affair. ... Right?

    Left to their own devices, David, Patrick, Alexis, Stevie, and Moira do their best to plan the event. Miscommunication, squabbling, and vegetables ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,777
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    713
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    Between the stark brightness of the sun and the water's reflection, Patrick could have sworn he saw something shimmering beneath the surface.

    This man was the single most fascinating thing he had ever seen.

    "Come back."

    -or-

    The Little Mermaid AU some of you asked for.

    Language:
    English
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    30,245
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    155
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3639
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    So, his ex-fiancée and his best friend, neither of whom he’s even remotely dating, know he’s gay and so embarrassingly close to blurting out to David how kissable his face is, among other things. Which is great. Truly. Patrick’s doing great.
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    or, for some godawful reason, literally everyone in schitt's creek thinks patrick and stevie are dating

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    4,634
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    1244
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    Stevie takes Patrick to the spa.

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    Words:
    577
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    310
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    Stevie and Patrick chat at the store.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    312
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    378
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    A look at David and Patrick's relationship from Patrick's eyes on their wedding day.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    770
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    “Well that’s taking the newly-married gambit up a notch or five,” he said.

    Patrick and David iron out some of their feelings on romance.

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    English
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    3,690
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    998
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    Patrick wasn't at his best supportive button self during Love Letters. David and Stevie, though hilarious, weren't exactly at their best either. What if everyone had responded differently?

     

    OR, 5 ways the robbery could have gone down differently, and 1 way that it didn't.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1130
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    After establishing a reputation for being "difficult to work with," world-class Olympic figure skater, David Rose, is in desperate need of a partner. His coach, Stevie Budd, sets out to find someone — anyone — who is removed enough from the gossip to work with him. Enter Patrick Brewer: a former NHL player recently forced into retirement by an injury. He leaps at the opportunity to compete on the ice again, but tempers rise when the transition isn't as easy as Patrick hoped. Reluctantly, the two talented athletes team up for a shot at winning that elusive gold medal... but will their explosive dynamic be a disaster on ice?

    My take on a 'The Cutting Edge' AU for a prompt during Passions & Pastimes.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,117
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1516

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