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Patrick tried loosening up his shoulders, his skin feeling too tight. He stretched his stiff neck and breathed out his mouth, unsettled. He turned towards the register screen, intent on distracting himself with their quarterly taxes. He looked through the report, not registering any of the information. The screen was dirty and the little spots were distracting. He turned, looking for the cloth and cleaner, but the spots in his vision wobbled and followed.
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Five times Stevie walks in on David and Patrick and one time she gets her revenge.
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She toys with one of the roses, adjusts one of the sprigs of lavender. The colors are bright and cheery, and they all smell so sweet; they’re lovely, and any embarrassment Stevie felt standing there in the middle of the flower shop disappeared when she saw the mix.
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or, stevie is still figuring out the steps of this whole serious relationship thing
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David buys a hot chocolate advent calendar for him and Patrick to try. Each chapter is a different day, different flavor.
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Patrick regretted the words as soon as they left his mouth. The dawning look of horror on David’s face was a common one - Patrick often had ‘wrong’ opinions about the store, that wasn’t new - but this look…
“I’m sorry, what did you say?” David asked.
When David finds out that Patrick is meh at best on hot chocolate, he makes it his personal mission to create the mix to both finally make Patrick fall in love with it and become a best seller at the store.
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Christmas has always been a mixed bag for Stevie Budd. But one Christmas is not like the others.
Coda to “Merry Christmas Johnny Rose"; most of the story takes place prior to that episode.
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“So.”
“So,” David echoes, not looking up from the paper, thoroughly engrossed in an article titled What Kenzo Left Behind. Patrick knows enough now to recognize “Kenzo” as the name of a fashion designer; five years practice removing designer clothing is finally rubbing off on him.
“So I ordered 40,000 bees yesterday.”
David’s entire upper body straightens at once, mouth set in a firm line echoing the sudden stiffness of his spine, brow impossibly flat. Admittedly, Patrick broke the news in this manner precisely to experience this full and honest reaction.
“What.”
“Honeybees. I ordered two packages.”
David blinks.
“What.”
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- Part 6 of The Commonplace Book
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Schitt's Creek Flufftoberfest 2021 Podbook by AlexisSomethingRose (Whovian906), Amanita_Fierce, B13_MaybeThisTime, cottagepodfics, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), hullomoon, kindofspecificstore, KiwianaPods (kiwiana), N0Connections, NeelyO, poddingthemost, read by (bluedreaming), reginahalliwell, RhetoricalQuestions, roguebaby, schittposting, sunlightsymphony, thesleepyskipper
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
05 Nov 2021
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A compilation of podfics published to the collection "Schitt's Creek Flufftoberfest: Fall Into A Pod of Fluff [2021]."
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[Podfic] life ain't passing you by by Amanita_Fierce, KiwianaPods (kiwiana), N0Connections, NeelyO, RhetoricalQuestions
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
31 Oct 2021
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Podfic of life ain't passing you by by dinnfameron.“I like this for you,” David says as he slides onto the stool beside her, mouth quirked to the side like he's sharing a private joke with himself, and she's the punchline.
“There's nothing to like,” Stevie insists, taking another sip of her coffee. David and Patrick exchange a look, and now they're both in on the joke. “No, fuck you, don't do that,” she says.
“Do what?”
“We're not doing anything.”
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Stevie has breakfast at the cottage before a business trip. David and Patrick have some thoughts regarding her feelings for her new coworker.
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a collection of spooky, spoopy, or otherwise autumnal ficlets throughout the month of october. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month. each ficlet is a stand-alone and not intended to be a part of a continuous story.
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Any Questions?: October 2021 Halloween-Themed Drabbles by TheTwylexisAvengers
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
30 Oct 2021
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A variety of spoopy, spooky, and otherwise Halloween-y drabbles featuring multiple characters, themes, and relationships from the Schitt's Creek universe! Drabbles are written by an assortment of authors! These drabbles are all stand-alone, and are not intended to be continuations of each other. We'll add tags and adjust the rating as needed, and we'll also link each drabble's author and specific rating at the top of each chapter. Hope you enjoy them!
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“Ah!”
“Who died?!” David peers into the hallway where Stevie’s poking at her face in the mirror. “Um, what’re you doing?”She frowns and prods at a dimple. “What’s my face doing?” She scrunches her nose, glaring at herself before relaxing into a gentle smile, not her usual scowl. “I think something’s wrong with it. Can you drive me to the hospital?”
She looks over to her friend when he doesn’t respond. “What?”
David shakes his head. “Nothing, just— I’m really glad you’re happy.”
She tries, and fails, to suppress her smile at that. “Keep it in your pants, David.”
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or, 69 stevie-centric drabbles that no one asked for yet i wrote anyway
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David has regretted introducing Patrick and Stevie on innumerable unfortunate occasions, but never more so than when they finally pieced together their mutual affinity for puzzles.
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or, schitt’s creek’s very own puzzlers try their shot at the big leagues — er, the team competition for a thornbridge trivia and puzzles convention that stevie found a random flyer for
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bringing me one step closer (to you) by 5ambreakdown, RhetoricalQuestions for dearzoemurphy
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
23 Jul 2021
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When Alexis speaks, it’s with a soft certainty Stevie doesn’t ever think she’s heard from her, at least not to this degree. “You’re in love with her, aren’t you?”
She thinks about denying it. A part of her wants to take the Stevie way out, to scoff and claim that the very notion is ridiculous. But it would be a lie, the most blatant, laughably false thing she could possibly claim. Because there is not a single part of Stevie that is not so irrevocably in love with Twyla Sands.Somehow, she thinks, trying to deny it — as if she could — would only make her fall deeper, harder.
So, she breathes out slowly through her nose, her gaze unmoving from the white popcorn texture of the ceiling. “Yes. Yes, I am.”
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or, a (mostly) canon stevie and twyla childhood friends to lovers to exes to friends to lovers story
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“I like this for you,” David says as he slides onto the stool beside her, mouth quirked to the side like he's sharing a private joke with himself, and she's the punchline.
“There's nothing to like,” Stevie insists, taking another sip of her coffee. David and Patrick exchange a look, and now they're both in on the joke. “No, fuck you, don't do that,” she says.
“Do what?”
“We're not doing anything.”
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Stevie has breakfast at the cottage before a business trip. David and Patrick have some thoughts regarding her feelings for her new coworker.
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Stevie, David, and Patrick watch a movie together in an alternate ending to The Wingman.
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- Part 3 of Schitty Art
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David smiles and squeezes his hand. “You’re cute.”
Before Patrick can respond any sort of way to that, he hears the door open behind them and turns to see Stevie enter, her eyes widening and mouth opening slightly. He hears her whisper, “Oh shit,” as she takes in Twyla behind the counter.
Huh.
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are stevie and twyla together? will patrick ever understand fashion? did i just vomit a bunch of words onto the page and didn't double check to make sure it was coherent? all these and more just might be answered!
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When they sent home the horses and the rodeo clowns by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
06 May 2021
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David whirls to face Stevie, phone still in hand. “A couple who got divorced? Stevie, what the fuck did you say to them?”
“I didn’t say that!” She raises her hands, backing away from David’s murderous glare. “I specifically said that you’d opened the store with your husband! And then I said something about how even as your relationship status changed the business had stayed strong, and—” She cuts herself off, clapping her hand over her mouth as both David and Patrick stare at her, incredulous. “Oh, fuck.” -
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Business manager required to help set up small bakery/deli in central Elm Falls
Experience in food service would be beneficial but not necessary
40 hours p/w
Salary negotiableThe advert had been small, tucked into the corner of the classifieds page of a local newspaper. A small business getting off the ground. It was a jigsaw piece Patrick knew he could be, something that could fit here, in his new life.
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Or: David and Stevie are starting over. Patrick knows something about that.
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- Part 1 of weighed and measured
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Mandy Greenhorn, former step-daughter of Wendy, gets her first job working at Rose Apothecary over the summer. She learns about customer service and more than she ever imagined!