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    In which David and Patrick receive their annual flu shots, but are both equally afraid of needles. (Nothing graphic; we are also both terrified of needles)

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    David was buzzing around the store, straightening every product that was even slightly out of place. He had been that way since Patrick announced this morning that their flu shot appointment was today.

    Of course, Patrick had made the appointment over a week ago. He learned the hard way last year to give David as little notice as possible, unless he wanted to hear him rant about how incorrect injections are for two weeks straight as he obsessively rearranged the store.

    Patrick had seemed calm for most of the day, but by five o’clock, that was no longer the case.

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    “What if you did have a boyfriend?” Stevie makes it sound so reasonable and David does his best not to show the stab of jealousy deep in his gut at the words.

    “They’re coming in like, two weeks, Stevie. There’s no way I can meet a guy in that time, let alone get to a point of introducing him to my parents.” Patrick sounds wistful, though.

    “It could be me,” David says at the same moment as Stevie asks, “What about David?”


    A festive fake dating!AU.

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    "Don’t you have Father's Day plans with Roland Jr?”  

    “He's a baby, Stevie,” Roland made his way over to fill up his mug with coffee from their machine. It was technically complimentary for guests, but she was pretty sure he was the only one who drank it.

    “Johnny said he had something planned for you kids.” Roland gestured in the direction of the door with his mug. “Ted’s car’s out front, I think they’re waiting for you.”

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    Stevie shut her eyes against his shoulder. It had been weird, sleeping without him there.
    She pulled away, “what are you cooking?”

    “Oh,” Patrick said, “I have some chicken and vegetables on the grill.”

    “Shouldn’t you be keeping an eye on those,” David suggested, glanced toward the backyard.

    Patrick laughed, passing Stevie her bag, “there’s plenty if you want to join us?”

     

    David, Patrick, and Stevie reconnect after a long week of travel for the newest motel acquisition.

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    A Schitt's Creek take on Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 6 "Halloween."

    When the patrons of Ray's Halloween Emporium all turn into the people and things they've dressed up as, it comes down to David, Stevie, and Patrick to find out what's happened and fix it, even though none of them are quite themselves.

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    “So, let’s see if I got this right. You screamed like a small child, and then almost dropped a candle on your boyfriend’s foot, because you’re happy?”
     
    or, david realizes he's actually happy and reacts accordingly

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    “Do you want me to look?” Stevie asked. David took it from her hands before she could damage it. He was still traumatized by the way she shook her Chrismukkah presents.

    “No, I don't want you to look.”

    A little peak couldn’t hurt. David pulled back the corner of the tissue paper. His heart caught in his throat, emotion swelling in his chest.

    “What is it?” Jake asked.

    “Um,” David cleared his throat, cradling the bag against his body, “it’s the receipt from our first sale at the store.”

     

    5 bed sheets + 1 spreadsheet

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    Stevie, David, and Patrick watch The Nightmare Before Christmas... kind of. Lots of teasing and kisses.

    A little Halloween themed fic of my ot3 being cute

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    Alexis invites David, Patrick, and Stevie out to New York for a Halloween event that she's handling and David finds himself dressed as Achilles as he comes face to face with his old crowd. It doesn't help that Stevie and Patrick decide to wear a couples costume to mess with him.

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    What if Patrick Brewer wrote the Taylor Swift song "seven" for his childhood-best-friend-turned-boyfriend, David Rose?

    Or, it's David's birthday and Patrick reminisces about growing up with his life partner.

    Now with prom!

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    Patrick had never been to a sex party, orgy, whatever was happening here, but furniture seemed important. He felt sort of bad for taking up the entire couch. There were a lot of people in the apartment. The thought pooled warm and liquid in his stomach. David’s thumb stroked slowly over the side of his neck; Patrick melted further against him. 

    David and Patrick decide to stay at Jake's for one drink.

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    Stevie hogs the covers.

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    “I want Stevie to stay,” Patrick said, lying next to David in the dark.

    “She’s in her room, honey,” David said, words muffled against his pillow. He reached blindly for Patrick’s hand. This wasn’t the time to start this conversation, but Patrick wouldn’t be able to sleep otherwise.

    “No, David, I want her here, with us,” Patrick said. He ran his thumb over David’s rings. “She still has feelings for you. And I know you love her.”

    “I love you, Patrick,” David said and it filled Patrick’s heart to hear him say it so easily.

    “I know you do,” Patrick assured him, “We’re okay, David.”

    “But Stevie’s not,” David said, tone colored with understanding.

    “She’s not.”

    “And we love her.”

    “We do,” Patrick said, feeling the smooth metal of David’s rings until he fell asleep.

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    Redwinerose prompted: Stevie and David have a bet to see who can get Patrick to say the word fuck in a non-sexual way before the end of the day.

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    David had gone to bed with his hair still damp from the bath, dark curls fluffy and mused. Patrick reached out to brush them away from his face. David blinked, meeting Patrick’s gaze with a sleepy smile. 
    “Hi.”
    “Hi,” he replied, voice groggy. David leaned forward to kiss him, a light brush of his mouth before he was pulling away.

    Patrick goes into heat; David takes care of him.

    Now with a second chapter.

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    Stevie had a pretty bad work week, and it's looking to be a pretty bad day off, too. That is until her best friend inadvertently makes it a little bit better.

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    Thruple feelings continue to evolve for Stevie, David, and Patrick.

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    Everything is the same. Except, Stevie and David got really high after Carl’s funeral and agreed to take custody of Denim in the likely event that it became necessary. A few months after David and Patrick’s wedding, Sean and Bree were deemed unfit parents.

    Stevie and David (and Patrick) co-parent a toddler.

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    Patrick thinks a lot about Stevie, decides she’s his platonic soulmate, and gets a tattoo.

     

    Patrick wished he had a better memory, that he remembered exactly what she had said when they first met. More, he wished that her words had been scrawled across his arm in the first place. He settled for the next best thing, because the first words he remembered her saying came with a rush of fondness so deep he thought maybe the universe got it wrong sometimes. Stevie was his soulmate too, he decided. Patrick ran his fingers over the post-it she had stuck on his lunch that morning and picked up his phone.

    “Hi,” Patrick said after someone picked up on the other end, “do you accept walk-ins?”

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    Stevie grumbled as he crawled into bed next to her. She rolled over, wrapping an arm around his waist. She always let David be the little spoon, something no one had ever done for him before. He measured a lot of his life that way, before Stevie, before Schitt's Creek.

    “I had sex with Patrick,” David admitted to the darkness, because it was easier than facing her in the harsh light of morning. Not that the light was harsh in the morning, they actually got very nice exposure, but it was the principle of things.

    “Does he know he’s your soulmate?” Stevie asked. She muffled a yawn against the back of his shoulder. His silence was answer enough. “That’s fucked up, David,” she said, voice rough with sleep.

    “He’s sleeping in my bed for the night,” David added, because the universe hated him and both his soulmates were morning people. Stevie reached for his hand, intertwining their fingers and pressing their marks together.

    “You’re so fucking stupid,” she said affectionately, “go to sleep, David.”

     

    David and Patrick are soulmates, but neither of them bring it up when they speak the words written over the other’s heart. They figure it out, eventually.

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