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    When a musical spell is cast over the residents of Schitt's Creek, Patrick the Vampire Slayer and his friends are forced to reveal truths and feelings that they have carefully kept hidden to each other.

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    21
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    39
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    314
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    It was no coincidence that Patrick took that fateful B13 appointment, but rather an expertly executed plan by Ray Butani: Schitt's Creek’s Undercover Matchmaker.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    68
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    116
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    8
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    572
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    A look at David and Patrick's relationship from Patrick's eyes on their wedding day.

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    English
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    1,662
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    1/1
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    21
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    131
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    5
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    871
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    Patrick keeps another huge secret from David. The hugest.

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    4,659
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    1/1
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    10
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    96
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    8
    Hits:
    1678
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    A variety of pride-themed drabbles featuring multiple characters, themes, and relationships from the Schitt's Creek universe! Drabbles are written by an assortment of authors! These drabbles are all stand-alone, and are not intended to be continuations of each other. We'll add tags and adjust the rating as needed, and we'll also link each drabble's author and specific rating at the top of each chapter. Hope you enjoy them!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    55
    Hits:
    1240
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    When heavy rain makes Patrick late for date night, David is forced to spend some quality time with Ray.

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    English
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    1,856
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    1/1
    Comments:
    25
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    102
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    540
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    Ray walks in on Patrick as he’s getting ready for David’s birthday dinner.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    33
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    147
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    7
    Hits:
    1120
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    Patrick does some soul searching after his latest breakup with Rachel and takes an impromptu trip to New York City. David works in NYC as an escort after fleeing Schitt's Creek when the town sale falls through, and takes on a client who has just realized he is gay.

    Set in an alternate post-season 1, but of course the timeline is nonsense. POV changes are marked using ~ within chapters.

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    English
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    34,567
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    144
    Kudos:
    321
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    3156
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    “So.”
    There’s a pause. Birds sing in the tree above the car.
    Ray shuffles where he sits, wincing when the car creaks lowly underneath him.
    “…So?”
    Sat on the hood with his feet planted and knees bent, Patrick shrugs. “I don’t know, really. I was kind of expecting you to have something to say.”
    “Like what?”
    “A question, maybe? Or ten?”
    “I think it sort of speaks for itself,” Ray says eventually. “It’s perfect.”

     

    David and Stevie weren't the first ones to sit in front of the cottage on the hood of a car.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
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    174
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    788
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    After the Maid of Honour situation, Patrick thought his problems with the wedding party were over. Unfortunately, his lunch with Ray proves him wrong.

    Language:
    English
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    1,589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    468
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    When a pipe had burst and flooded Ray’s house earlier in the week, Patrick had known immediately what he had to do.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    589
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    Patrick comes out. And comes out. And comes out.

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    English
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    2,964
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    1/1
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    57
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    323
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    2043
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    An alternative universe in which the lights never flickered after Rose Apothecary's "soft" launch.

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    English
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    10,080
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    34
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    94
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    9
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    2987
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    “Oh crap, sorry Ray. I must have been working on autopilot and booked us one bed instead of two. I can go and see if they can move us.”

    Ray laughs, shaking his head slightly patronisingly. “You really think they’ll have any spare rooms the weekend of the IRBOSCM?” He pronounces the conference acronym like a word, ‘ir-bos-cum’. “Feel free to ask, but I can cope with sharing for a night. It will be like a slumber party!”

    Patrick can’t help but smile, just a little, his growing bad mood at realising he’d made a mistake swept away in the face of Ray’s optimism. “Okay, okay, but no hanky panky. I am a married man after all.” He wags a finger at Ray teasingly, aware he’s wearing the the grin he gets every time he finds a way to reference his marital status, even almost a year on.

    “Mm, yes, you might have mentioned that a time or two.” Ray’s eyes sparkle like they do when he’s teasing—something plenty of people don’t even realise he’s doing, because he’s just as boisterous as ever. “I’m sure I can find some way to resist you for a night.”


    Patrick and Ray go to a conference and have a hotel slumber party.

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    English
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    2,550
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    312
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    David Rose is hired as a Sexy Santa for the Butani Enterprises annual holiday party. Patrick Brewer is tasked with helping Santa out. Neither man is particularly happy about this…until they meet, that is.

    Language:
    English
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    7,240
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1644
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    Patrick is sure he made the right decision to quit his job, break up with his fiancée, come out to his family, and move to Schitt's Creek to take a temporary holiday position with the post office while he figures out what to do next. It's just that last part that's giving him trouble. The Rose Apothecary and its prickly owner on his delivery route complicate things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,186
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    166
    Kudos:
    413
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    4616
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    5 times David ate Patrick's food, and 1 time he severely regretted it.

    Series
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    English
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    2,750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1454
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    When there is nothing in David’s expression that suggests second thoughts, Patrick shrugs and downs the next shot.

    A journey through the 10 different types of drunk Patrick personalities all in one night.

    Language:
    English
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    6,036
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    239
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3230
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    After Ray publishes an article to announce the opening of Rose Apothecary to the rest of the town, certain facts get misconstrued, and a lot of assumptions are made about David and Patrick's relationship which need to be made clear.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,754
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1391
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    Patrick sees David before 3.08 and is so overwhelmed he tries to get Ray to take the appointment for him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    270
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1512

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