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    Alexis never saw herself as someone who would adopt a cat.

    Working at the clinic should’ve been enough to steer her away from that forever — and she’s never liked animals, anyway.

    But it’s just like… this cat, though.

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    Ted runs into Alexis while hanging out with David, Patrick and Stevie. Mostly stands alone, though it's also a companion to my Ted series. Mostly, this sets up the last work in this series.

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    Patrick and David visit the Brewers over Christmas and navigate the ups and downs of their anxieties when things go slightly awry. Or, this is just an excuse to write and post a winter fic in the dead of summer because I'm dying in this heatwave and crave the cold.

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    Little moments of Patrick spending time with his in-laws

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    I posted this on my tumblr a year ago:

    The super self indulgent part of me wants a Schitt’s Creek movie where we find out that Ted is in trouble in the Galapagos and Alexis finds out and sets out to rescue him and David, Patrick and Stevie tag along and chaos ensues and there are so many obstacles but Alexis is the one who continuously guides them out of trouble and finds Ted and the first thing he says to her when he sees her is, “Alexis! I thought I was a Galapa-goner!”

    And I somehow made it happen.

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    He decides it’s the freckle.

    The one just above David’s ass, to the right of his spine.

    It’s a perfect circle and it teases the edge of the right dimple at David’s lower back; they’ve just recently become intimately acquainted. Patrick loves to thumb over that perfect, sacred spot repeatedly—a silent promise on the occasions so far that he’s had the opportunity to bury himself deep in David’s impossible heat, his perfect body spread out before him. He traces over it again and again with the rhythm of his hips, and presses bruisingly when he comes.

    That’s the spot he will miss the most.


    Patrick before and after The Olive Branch. Companion piece to Everything I Once Had: from walking away to coming back together.

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    “Maybe I don’t want to go out with you guys if you’re going to be disgusting and gooey all night.”

    Patrick holds up his hands in surrender. “If I promise not to be gooey, will you still come?”

    “You can promise all you like,” Stevie chimes in from where she’s lounging on David’s bed, scrolling listlessly on her phone. “It won’t stop David from being gooey all over you.”

    Patrick feels himself blushing. Are they really that bad? Does the way he and David interact in public make people uncomfortable?

    Or: Patrick gets all up in his head about how much PDA is too much. Things go about as well as you'd expect.

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    Patrick follows David to his room closely and wordlessly, a very guilty shadow, and sits on the end of Alexis’s bed and tells him about Rachel and watches him with those sincere brown eyes that could make David do almost anything. David stands with his back to the bathroom door, arms crossed protectively around his body and feet planted firmly, but he still has this sensation in his stomach like he’s falling, the telltale hypnic jerk he sometimes gets lying in bed at night, but constant—an unrelenting, nauseating swoop deep in his diaphragm.

    There are two Patricks now—the one whose ass David has eaten and the one who grew up holding Rachel’s hand.


    After the barbecue, David takes the week to try to understand the people he and Patrick have become thanks to their relationships—old and new.

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    Hey Alexis. I hope you're well! I just wanted to let you know that I'm coming home and have a connecting flight in NYC. I'd love to see you if you're around.

     

     

    After receiving a text from Ted almost three years after their breakup, Alexis reluctantly calls him. When she doesn't know how to feel after hanging up, she calls Patrick for some brotherly advice.
    (Standalone, but Part 1 "That Haven We Knew" might bring context.)

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    Ted passes her the popcorn bowl and pulls his sweatshirt over his head, and Alexis watches appreciatively, cradling the bowl in her lap. But the white t-shirt he’s wearing underneath his sweatshirt pulls up, too, and where Ted has always been flat and toned, there’s now a soft little pile of belly.

    Alexis blinks, confused. Has Ted — Ted hasn’t always had that, has he? She would know. She would know, right? Like, she would have felt it?

    or: Alexis finally figures out what her love language is, plus a whole lot of other stuff, like how to be a good partner, how to effectively communicate, and why she's so into Ted asking if she's gonna eat the rest of that.

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    Alexis is sick on the night of the Sunrise Bay premiere, and while everyone else heads out to the red carpet event, her brother decides to stay home and take care of her.

    Not that brother.

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    Patrick kept going back to Rachel for 15 years.

    Why?

    And will he go back again?

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    A collection of wedding-centric conversations and scenes.

    (Tags added as I update.)

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    The fact of the matter is that Alexis Rose hasn’t spoken with her brother at least for three months, and how could she, when she had one job and it was to become a fucking #bossbabe and she fucking blew it, like she was just about to eat the world when the fucking world spat her right out.

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    Isn’t her whole life proof that she can handle it? However shitty life gets, she puts one heel in front of the other and keeps walking, keeps going to the next adventure, the next thrill, because it’s when you stop that it catches up to you; it’s when you stop and there’s no one there that you start disappearing.

    The night before she leaves Schitt's Creek, Alexis gets a text from Sebastien.

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    A story about identity, gender, and coming out.

    [podfic of "A Whole Lot to Gain" by yourbuttervoicedbeau]

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    A story about identity, gender, and coming out.

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    “Not gonna get much sleeping done,” he says, shoe laces fastened, reaching for the door, “I think I’d rather get you home safe so I don’t have to worry about some creep following you, okay?”

    A second goes by that she’s quiet, and Patrick almost calls her name again, patience wearing thin, before she speaks again.

    “You don’t have to worry about me,” she says, finally.

    “Well I do, Alexis. Tell me where you are.”

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    Alexis needs her brother, and Patrick lives to serve.

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    Patrick feels his phone buzz in his hand with a sequence of texts from Alexis.

     

    Alexis: Morning button!!! 🥰

    I have something to showwww uuuu 😇😋

    vm.tiktok.com/ZMJEcUYqR/

    Can u like make david do this w u?? Like imagine!!!! 🤩

    Patrick: Good morning Alexis! I'll see what I can do! That's a cute video!

    Alexis: Yay!!!! Thank you!! I knew there was a reason ur my fav brother 😘💕

     

    Patrick watches the video a few more times, trying to think of a plan to get his husband to be a part of this. He decides that breakfast and a coffee are a good start so he sets to work making pancakes and a macchiato.

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    The thought of going back to the motel and to the succulent and the unmade bed from this afternoon and the looks from her parents is not, like, appealing in the slightest, so when she leaves the cafe she turns left instead of right.

    After Ted leaves, there's only one place Alexis wants to go. Post-Presidential Suite.

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