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    uh patrick bateman meets edward cullen at the cafe bro idont know.

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    basically you and patrick have a cute lil date night

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    evelyn patrick’s ex fiancé makes you feel i selfies. patrick helps change that.

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    Another AU where Patrick fails at killing Paul, which then subsequently results in homosexuality!

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    It's good to see you, you look the same. Though it hasn't been that long, a lot has changed.

    Follow up to Glitterspit:
    It's 1991 and Paul, nearing his thirties, decides to reach out to an old ex, but has to come to terms with his own mistakes.

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    Hate a man? No, you love him. So why did you kill him?

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    Rire infiltrates the New York business scene to play with your favorite suit slut

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    patrick bateman is on his way to return some videotapes when he stumbles upon y/n. he immediately asked her out on a date to dorsia that night. one thing leads to another and she spends the night. his intentions had been fabricated until that moment. what will happen to her is a whole other story.

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    Just two husbands in it for a good time. And Paul has thought of a good time that Patrick can't resist.

    (Please send prayers for Patrick's speedy recovery.)

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    "I drip with the blood of my own desecrated corpse, shambling like living dead from a movie. on The Patty Winters show today she got naked and fucked a sobbing three-eyed freak. I recorded it. I swear to god, I recorded it, but when I watched it back, it only played infomercials. Potty putter. So you can play Golf while taking a hefty shit. I thought it was so funny I laughed and laughed and then slammed my face against the wall until it bled.

    I am alone. Nobody in the street- they’re all faceless, faceless. I’m not quite sure where I am. Suddenly there’s Luis Carruthers, before me. At first he doesn’t have a face either, then it comes into view, strained with pain like a woman being murdered."

    Luis makes a fatal misunderstanding.

    So does Bateman.

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    Patrick Bateman's closet doesn't contain any dead bodies in this tale*, but there is something in it that scares him so much more...

    *This is slightly AU; it's still set in Manhattan and the characters are all the same, but Patrick hasn't killed anyone, his dad is still alive, he has a whole ton of childhood trauma, and is incredibly mentally ill and in therapy at the beginning of this.

    I've also updated it to modern day times; there is no specific year but it's intended to be sometime in the mid-to-late 2010s. Also, Paul knows who he is from the start and doesn't mistake him for Marcus Halberstram.

     

    Oh yeah, and the biggest change is that he's joined Paul in that whole Yale thing. He just doesn't know it yet...

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    Patrick Bateman and Atticus Finch meet.

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    This abomination is dedicated to my favourite Patrick Bateman Apologist. Come along for a very serious romantic tragedy, taking place three years after the events of American Psycho.

    DISCLAIMERRRR: This is obviously very much a joke and very much fictional- meaning any depictions of mental illness, hallucination, therapy, law enforcement, prison, etc ARE NOT ACCURATE and are based primarily on the American Psycho film adaptation.

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    Originally a crack ship but now a real life thing that would happen in real life.

    Dear God they would hate each other.

    I think they would try to kill each other for ten minutes and then passionately make out.

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    When people have something in common, they tend to seek each other out. Whether it be by their own volition or a simple product of circumstance, birds of a feather will flock together.

    That's just nature.

    (On hiatus but will be completed.)

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    6/?
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    You persuade your boyfriend to keep a vibrating egg inside of him while he goes out with his friends… of course, you’re in control of it as you watch him fall apart. He’s so cute when he’s suffering!

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    After a long day at the office, Paul invites Patrick to his place and Patrick obliges. Porn ensues.
    (A One-Shot.)

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    Patrick has gone his entire life without change. He can no longer resist the bloodlust that has been growing stronger day by day and has decided to kill someone other than a cheap hooker: his co-worker, Paul Allen, because who can stand that guy?

    When the time arises to swing the ax, something happens, and it throws Patrick off his game. Maybe it was the Xanax he took that led him to go along with it, or maybe Patrick, without truly understanding, was ready to accept change in his life for once. Just a small change, though. But that in itself has its own problems. Like unexpected feelings. Then again, those may not be so bad once you get used to them (if that's possible).

     
     

    *This is my first fic*

    Also, please do not hesitate to leave constructive criticism!

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    84
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    147
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3010

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