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    Finally, Eddie said, “I’m sorry too. For Brooklyn.”

    Richie’s stomach swooped. He shook his head. “Look, I appreciate it but new rule. We don’t talk about Brooklyn. I think that’s for the best for everyone involved. There’s no reason to talk about a blip on the radar ten years ago.”

    Or: The One where Richie and Eddie met disastrously once during the 27 years, promptly forgot, and remember it all once in Derry.

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    “You deserve to live, you know,” Richie said.

    His palm was a warm promise against Eddie’s skin. Eddie shifted closer so that their noses touched, and his gaze flicked to Richie’s lips—soft and tinted. Richie’s other hand moved to rest on Eddie’s waist.

    “You can have anything you want,” Richie whispered. “Just let go.”

    Eddie's gaze flicked up to Richie’s eyes. “I want this."  

    [Or, The Age of Adaline AU. Edward Kaspbrak stopped ageing at 30 years old, in 1955, and was clueless as to why. Thus, he stopped living and spent his decades running. At a New Year's party in 2020 he met Richard Tozier, and what ensued after was a string of events that one might call a love song.]

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    Somehow life still went on, long after the world had stopped. Well, stopped for Richie. It kept spinning for everyone else, he didn't understand how but it did. He was forty years old feeling like both a toddler after a nightmare and an eighty-something widow. The sun was golden, the sun would probably be setting by the time he started his little walk to Keene's. Bill had offered to go with him, he could only barely see through one lens right now, the other was still dirty.. he couldn't clean them, it was the last part of Eddie he had.. but he needed to be alone, to think, so he turned down the concerned filled offer.

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    When Canadian born executive Edward Kaspbrak learns that he may face deportation from the U.S. because his visa renewal application was denied, he convinces his long-suffering personal assistant Richie to temporarily act as his fiance to retain his position as editor-in-chief of a publishing house.

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    Richie Tozier is a closeted English and theatre teacher who has been fighting a war of attrition with burnout. Eddie Kaspbrak is a first-year math teacher who recently moved from New York City, leaving his wife and his old career as a Wall Street analyst.

    After they discover they're from the same small town, though, Richie and Eddie slowly realize they have a few more things in common…

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    Sam asks if Dean's ever heard of Derry. Dean makes the mistake of saying no.

    The Winchesters ask Mike what the hell is happening in this town. Mike makes the mistake of telling them.

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    It’d be so much easier if they were still together. He’s tried the dating scene and nope. Absolutely the fuck not. Swiping right, left, up, down? Richie’s not interested in playing a fucking game of tetris just to date someone. He’s tried to forget about Eddie, tried to move on, tried everything he could.. Flings, casual dating, semi serious relationships and all- nothing compared. Nobody can compare to Eddie.

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    He had been flustered by the appearance of four of his closest friends where he thought he was only getting one, maybe two, had he known Mike would be there? Or Ben (Eddie, you already sent me a Strava invite for tomorrow morning, what are you - ) or, yes, possibly, had he in fact not known Richie was coming, and been flustered by this, specifically. If he had, he thought it was contained, subsumed in the greater chaos of the greetings. He had been normal about it.

    “Oh, the look you were giving Richie all night?” Ben asked, rummaging around in his running bag. He paused. “No, I don’t think anyone noticed, why?”

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    People have always gone crazy in Shayside. No one bats an eye anymore. No one bothers to look into it either. Then one fateful night Bill Denbrough and his friends get dragged into the mess, suddenly being chased by dead killers.

    OR

    Fear Stree 1994 but IT characters.

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    Summer ended but that doesn’t mean the chaos will. With new friends to be added to the infamous group chats and school struggles, there’s just as much going on as before. Maybe just less in person. (sequel to Summer of Chaos)

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    ON HIATUS

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    Eddie has this glare in his eye, and it’s almost playful, almost like he’s unsure whether to be annoyed or amused. His freckled face is flushed red, and as Richie looks longer he sees that Eddie’s trying not to grin.

    Eddie presses a single finger into Richie’s chest, leaning forward and putting his weight into it. Richie’s already startled.

    “You have such a big fuckin’ mouth,” Eddie says under his breath, like it’s just the two of them. He’s looming over him, causing Richie to look upward to look him in the eye. “Have you ever tried shutting it?”

    Richie swallows heavily. “Do you have any recommendations?” He replies quick.

    PROMPT: Four months after Derry 2.0, Bill and Mike invite the Losers for a get together at their Florida beach house. Wine does crazy things.

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    When Maggie Tozier asks you to do something, it's difficult to say no. Even if it's going into an apparently cursed town to look for your dirtball comedian cousin.

    Mike's definitely done worse.

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    literally an excuse to write high streddie and the other Losers finding out about them because we're tired of everyone knowing immediately

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    a WIP I found deep, deep in my files. I'm sure I wrote down a plan for what to do with it at one point, but it's gone now. I liked it too much just to hoard, but don't have anything to finish it with.

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    He would cook for her, yes, wash the dishes, and fold her clothes, but those things felt so small, so insignificant to the feeling that drowned him when he thought her name.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak may be the most tense motherfucker in history.

    Not without reason, of course—between the recent divorce and the cross-country move, Eddie has a lot on his plate, and according to his roommate, Beverly, this has caused him to hold a record-breaking amount of tension in his neck, shoulders, and back. Eddie certainly didn't disagree. In fact, he was pretty sure his body was about 95% knots at this point.

    So when Bev surprised him by booking him a professional deep-tissue massage, he gladly accepted the gift with a grateful kiss on the cheek.

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    “I can already tell; it’s definitely going to be Eddie Spaghetti’s mom.” Richie crowed from his seat next to Bill. Eddie shot a dirty look in his direction, prompting Richie to wink at him and blow him a kiss. “Don’t worry, Eds. You’ll always be first in my heart!”

     

    “That’s enough, Mr. Tozier.” Slughorn chuckled.

     

    Eddie practically buried his face in his hands; his face was tinged with red. He flustered easily, and Richie never passed up the opportunity to make it happen.

     

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    Four gay boys need to communicate <3

    I mean a lot, like really. Please communicate!!

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    Everyone knows that fire and ice don’t mix let alone are they allowed to date. Fire is hot burning anything in their path including burning people. Ice is cold freezing everything in its path including turning people into ice statues. But when 16-year-old soon to be king Stanley Uris announces his first proclamation to allow four kids of villains a chance to live here in Arendelle everyone was against it thinking the kids are just like their parents when the villain kids arrive to Arendelle Stan meets the most gorgeous boy ever Bill the son of Hades who has fire powers. Last time Stan checked he was straight since he has a girlfriend besides fire and ice don’t mix or do they.

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    Richie has a secret, Eddie's keeping a bigger one, Stanley has a crush, Bill makes some self discovery, Ben is working to get the girl, Mike wants the guy, and Beverly gets a guy
    it's the losers senior year of high school, and so far it's going swimmingly

    (reuploaded and reworked)

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    Richard Tozier created a chat.
    Richard Tozier changed his nickname to trashmouth™
    trashmouth™ changed Edward Kaspbrak's nickname to eds spagheds
    trashmouth™ changed Stanley Uris's nickname to stan urmom
    trashmouth™ changed Beverly Marsh's nickname to beverage
    trashmouth™ changed Michael Hanlon's nickname to micycle
    trashmouth™ changed Benjamin Hanscom's nickname to dover
    trashmouth™ changed William Denbrough's nickname to big boi bill

     

    trashmouth™: sup fuckers
    trashmouth™: new chat for this years college shit

     

    or:

    the losers' third year at college, with plenty of queer chaos along the way

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    Richard Tozier is killed by a demon clown during the worst summer of his life in 1989. The day after his best friend leaves for California, Michael Wheeler wakes up screaming about an old house on Neibolt lane and the nickname Trashmouth swirling round his head.

    He goes missing 4 days later.

    AKA: Richie Tozier and Mike Wheeler’s guide to navigating complicated relationships with death, your friends, a demonic clown, your hometown, your doppelgänger whom you happen to share a body with, your family and that giant turtle that talks to you via songs on the radio that you’re pretty sure is god.

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    13
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    450

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