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    Eddie is Dead. The words aren’t allowed to be spoken inside of Richie’s head until he’s trying to wipe Eddie’s blood off of his cracked glasses in water that’s no cleaner than he is. Once they are though, they don’t stop. Eddie is dead, Eddie is dead, Eddie is dead.

     

    Former Title: "Eddie is Dead" but this new one fits a whole lot better

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    11/?
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    Canon Fix it but make it sexy polyamory ft. Patty Uris cause she's GREAT

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    2/?
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    The gathering at Derry and subsequent defeat of Pennywise brought a lot to the Losers Club, to say the least. Friendship, growth, freedom, and even romance for certain members. It also brought something that none of the Losers, and perhaps even the man himself, didn’t expect: Confident Richie.

    Or:

    Richie adopts a new swagger. He’s still the same Hawaiian shirt dressing, bad your-mom-joke making, four-eyed Trashmouth…y’know, just with more self-appreciation and less constant worrying over other people’s opinions on him. Oh and more dick jokes.

    Eddie can’t handle it.

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    2/3
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    35
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    The summer was coming to an end, as well as their childhood. Whether or not any of their innocence remained was up for debate. Something inside of them had died along with what they had left down in Neibolt.

    You can’t just kill someone and expect it not to eat away at you.


    The journey of seven friends over the years spanning from the cruel autumn of '87 and into their late 20's. While harboring a shared secret, they navigate life, pining, guilt, love, anger, and learning that a certain darkness continues to follow them.

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    Chapters:
    18/20
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    225
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    39
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    Stanley gets stuck in a time loop and straight up doesn't have a good time.

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    1/?
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    Eddie has trouble sleeping and likes to listen to a podcast by ‘Trashmouth’ but what happens if Eddie meets the man behind the voice and falls in love?

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    1/1
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    A garage band started by a bunch of losers actually brings people together, whether they expected it or not.
    (i can't write summaries)

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5qHA64nY4sxclpdtcpF3AI?si=83be43873fc1436b

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    Gay marriage was just legalized last year in California. Eddie is suddenly confronted by his own desire to get married and have a family some day. He is not coping with it well. Richie has been in love with his best friend since high school, and can only be sweet to him under the guise of a hook up. He is not coping with it well either.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
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    74
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    14
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    Eddie takes her into his arms. She has big blue eyes that look a little like Richie’s. It’s more than a little disconcerting.
    He gently pulls her arms in front of her, holding her chin up, and rocks her at a 45 degree angle. She quiets within the minute.

    “Eddie. How do you know all this?” Richie whispers.

    “I was 40 and married and childless. I got asked to babysit a lot. I looked up some tricks, cause uh-” Children are nightmares. “-kids can be tough?”

    “Marry me,” Richie says. The string in Eddie’s chest feels like it’s pulling out bits of sinew.

    Richie notices, and winces. “Sorry.” he says. “That uh. That was a bad joke. I haven’t slept in 16 hours.”

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    After defeating death for a second time, finding out that you're going to be a dad shouldn't be scary, right?

    TW for the whole shebang, I guess
    there's internalised homophobia, obviously, because this is Richie and Eddie
    There will be use of homophobic slurs
    Eddie kind of self-harms but not in the way you're thinking

    I've been writing the first five chapters for six days and this is the longest thing I have ever written. Also, this is my first writing on AO3 and it is strange.

    Anyways, enjoy

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    17
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    ”Bad news for all the ladies out there, because as of since birth, I’ve been a big old homo! I’m gay!”

    There’s a beat of silence, and Richie knows it’s not bad silence because he knows his friends, trusts them completely, but a beat outside the closet feels terrifyingly long compared to inside the closet, and Richie wishes one of them would just -

    ”Me too.”

    - say anything but that.

    //

    Or, sometimes coming out is all about sharing the thunder.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    105
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    Just some Reddie and or Losers headcannons or starts of stories. feel free to comment your favourite or ones you'd like to see finished

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    1/1
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    After the events in Derry, Richie grieves the loss of Eddie and goes to therapy.
    Unusual circumstances cause a chain reaction and open doors for Richie, doors he didn't know could even open.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    49
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    60
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    Stan ignores her. “Eddie,” he continues, “Not to be cliché, but I think you’re very brave. It took courage to stand up and tell us you sucked Ben’s dick.”

    Eddie discovers himself. Richie's not jealous. No one gets any pie.

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    1/1
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    79
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    14
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    Eddie isn’t dead. That’s the most important thing, the only thing really. Richie wants to scream it from the rooftops, to call everyone he knows and tell them to put their phone on speaker, volume all the way up. But he can’t, so he writes it on a script and reads it like a lie instead. Richie wonders if Eddie would be proud: he’s writing his own material for once.

    Pseudo “Alice Isn’t Dead” Au where Richie sees Eddie on a news broadcast and then another and then another, always at the scene where bad things happen, always watching. So Richie decides to pack up his whole life and search for Eddie, documenting everything in a fiction podcast in hopes that someone will know it’s not fiction. To those who know, there has to be a way to get someone back.

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    17,510
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    400
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    "Did you see Stan's email?"

    "Yes," Eddie says and the 's' sounds sharp and jagged on Richie's end. "I've already spoken to Hayworth to ask if I can have the Friday off. Asshole better give it to me, I haven't taken time off since fucking January."

    Richie fiddles with the zipper of his jacket for lack of a better thing to do with his hands and asks, "So you're coming?"

    "If Hayworth lets me go."

    "If Hayworth lets you go."

    "It'll be good to see everyone," Eddie says softly.

    It'll be good to see you, Richie hears.

    "Yeah, man." He swallows. "It's been a while."

     

    OR:
    Richie sees Eddie for the first time in months and has no idea how to act.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    25
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    281
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    68
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    2133
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    Возвращение в Англию спустя десять лет не сулит ничего занимательного, однако Эдвард находит, чем занять себя на ненавистной родине. В частности осознаёт, что не такой уж он и бесчувственный, когда дело касается лучшего друга его детства.

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    Русский
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    41,035
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    3
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    18
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    151
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    patricia blum had always wanted to be a stay at home mom. it was always on her to-do list, which went something like this:
    1. graduate top of class
    2. marry handsome jewish boy
    3. have 3.5 kids

    or,
    the one where patty and ben name their daughter.

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    1/1
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    When Beverly gets out of her dorm, she’s greeted by Richie’s smiling face. She gasps softly and then groans.

    “Good evening my dear Beverly. I sure hope you weren’t trying to ditch us for your secret boyfriend…”

    She tries to avoid him, but Richie can easily block the tiny hallway. Stan watches him do the starfish so his hands and feet block the way with a sorry look in his eyes. Beverly rolls her eyes as hard as she can (which is emphasized by the black on her eyelids).

    “Fine! You can come…”

    “YES! Staniel, we did it!”

    “I swear I’m not a part of this,” Stan raises his hands to prove his innocence.

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    English
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    9,088
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    2
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    “Damn,” Eddie says loudly, exaggeratedly. “Out of matches again. How does this keep happening to me.”

    Behind him, as expected, he hears a muffled snicker, and the soft thud of an object hitting the wooden tabletop. 

    Man, Eddie thinks. This ghost must be dumb as a pile of rocks. 

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    In which Eddie Kaspbrak buys a lighthouse, falls in love, and finds his family.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,695
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    700

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