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    Richie Tozier loves his job. Eddie Kaspbrak is satisfied with his current life path. Bill Denbrough enjoys being a Sergeant, and he's a damn good one at that. Stanley Uris is alive and thriving. Beverly Marsh is a mystery. Ben Hanscom is a professional man and he can function around people like a normal human being, dammit. Mike Hanlon is an organized person at heart.

    Together, this dysfunctional group solves crime, survives the politics of an ever-changing department, goes to jail (one time!), kicks names, and takes ass all in the name of justice.

    Welcome to the Nine-Nine.

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    Are you still upset over IT Chapter Two after 5 years? Do you still believe Eddie and Stanley should have survived? Are you still upset that Reddie ended up not being canon? Me too :(

    I'm a teenage boy with nothing better to do in the middle of the night, so I'm rewriting IT Chapter Two for the movie's 5th anniversary.💚

    *UNFINISHED !!!*

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    Sam asks if Dean's ever heard of Derry. Dean makes the mistake of saying no.

    The Winchesters ask Mike what the hell is happening in this town. Mike makes the mistake of telling them.

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    August 2016: Tozier reemerges at last after canceling the second leg of his Dumpster Fire Tour.

     

    PerezHilton.com - FEATURED
    08/1/16 04?52pm PDT

    [tozierugly328.jpg]

    TRASH TOSSED OUT
    Richie Tozier Still Alive? Barely! Here's What We Know

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    When Maggie Tozier asks you to do something, it's difficult to say no. Even if it's going into an apparently cursed town to look for your dirtball comedian cousin.

    Mike's definitely done worse.

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    a WIP I found deep, deep in my files. I'm sure I wrote down a plan for what to do with it at one point, but it's gone now. I liked it too much just to hoard, but don't have anything to finish it with.

    --

    He would cook for her, yes, wash the dishes, and fold her clothes, but those things felt so small, so insignificant to the feeling that drowned him when he thought her name.

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    Everyone knows that fire and ice don’t mix let alone are they allowed to date. Fire is hot burning anything in their path including burning people. Ice is cold freezing everything in its path including turning people into ice statues. But when 16-year-old soon to be king Stanley Uris announces his first proclamation to allow four kids of villains a chance to live here in Arendelle everyone was against it thinking the kids are just like their parents when the villain kids arrive to Arendelle Stan meets the most gorgeous boy ever Bill the son of Hades who has fire powers. Last time Stan checked he was straight since he has a girlfriend besides fire and ice don’t mix or do they.

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    3/?
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    Richie has a secret, Eddie's keeping a bigger one, Stanley has a crush, Bill makes some self discovery, Ben is working to get the girl, Mike wants the guy, and Beverly gets a guy
    it's the losers senior year of high school, and so far it's going swimmingly

    (reuploaded and reworked)

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    4/?
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    Reddie who go to the woods to talk to each other to hide from Eddie’s mom and Richie’s grandparents. Richie and his 4 year old sister (Bella) moved to Derry after their parents died.
    All the losers are 17.
    Found a Steddie au like this on twitter…I forgot who made that post but not an original idea of this au.

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    Richard Tozier is killed by a demon clown during the worst summer of his life in 1989. The day after his best friend leaves for California, Michael Wheeler wakes up screaming about an old house on Neibolt lane and the nickname Trashmouth swirling round his head.

    He goes missing 4 days later.

    AKA: Richie Tozier and Mike Wheeler’s guide to navigating complicated relationships with death, your friends, a demonic clown, your hometown, your doppelgänger whom you happen to share a body with, your family and that giant turtle that talks to you via songs on the radio that you’re pretty sure is god.

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    1/7
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    15
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    448
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    “I’ll deal. I’m used to the taste of chemicals at the back of my throat.” Eddie opens his eyes again, feeling Richie's ancient car jerk into reverse. He watches Richie smirk as he turns around to carefully back out of his parents’ driveway.

    “I know something else you can handle at the back of your throat,” he says, throwing a quick wink at Eddie.

    Eddie reaches over to smack Richie’s leg even as he fails to hold back a snort. “You’re not fucking funny, Rich.”

    ____

     

    AU where absolutely nothing bad ever happens to anyone and also Richie and Eddie are in love and do a bunch of different drugs together because fictional reality can be whatever I make it!

    Title taken from “No Drug Like Me” by Carly Rae Jepsen

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    He was funny and witty and oblivious and mean, and Richie loved him for it. His kiddo-crush blossomed into a more desperate sort of yearning in high school, a silent kind of agony that Richie thought of as pathetic, even now in present day, when grown up Eddie was settling back into his own personality again, like they all were. He'd wanted to be around Eddie all the time when they were kids, had craved his presence like a physical itch that never went away, and now that they were adults Richie wasn't sure if the love he still felt was genuine, or if Richie was doing what he always did - finding a way to hurt himself in the most melodramatic way possible. Eddie was many things for Richie, but most relevant to his adult life was that he'd been the start of a pattern - how to zero in on the most unavailable person, and then break his own heart against the truth that had been obvious from the very beginning.

    Richie and Eddie have an affair. Let's get into it.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    "He had tried to move on, really tried. In movies, the main characters always seemed to move on quickly, as if nothing mattered. After a quick montage with hopeful music and the occasional therapy session, the character would look up at the sunset with a smile in remembrance of their dead friend. God, if only it were that easy."

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    Richie suffered the loss of his best friend and his long-time crush. Suddenly, he's given the opportunity to go back to the day before it all happened from some... Turtle god? Obviously he accepts, but saving two of the people he cares about most proves to be a daunting task.

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    Quickening, he rifles through the drawers, through his suitcase, scattering things across the room until he finds his razor, blades packed neatly beside it. Takes advantage of the dissociative state they’re all in to clench his fist with a blade inside.

    Some dissociative state. He still gasps and drops the blade once his nervous system lights up with pain.

    A blood pact. The scars healed last time, but Derry magic is gone now, and we’re starting anew. We had a deal, Eddie.

    He looks at his palm, blood on blood on blood, how many people’s? He wonders if this could somehow start a blood pact with Bowers, realises he has no idea what the fuck that would entail, laughs, and faints.

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    So basically, Richie gets accidentally put in the hospital by Steve, who’s kind of an asshole in this one, and he meets the losers.

    This is old guys, so I’m sorry. But I’ve finally just reached the level of no shame and I’ll post whatever 😂

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    1/1
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    Eddie gets a call from Mike at his hanger in Canada after decades of silence.

    Mike needs a favor.

    He needs the gang back together. He needs Eddie's planes.

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    1/?
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    Richie Tozier comes out in the first show since his LA fiasco.

    Twitter has a field day.

     

    (or, yet another social media AU that not a single person asked for bc there's already a thousand)

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    50/?
    Collections:
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    He sits on the curb, in front of his best friend’s house he’d never been to before, ignores the rocks and bugs, the grit underneath his fingertips, and cries like the thirteen year old boy he once was. His feet are in the gutter and he kind of wishes he could melt into the sewer, fall apart in the gray water, maybe make his way back to Richie or Stan somehow.

    Eddie makes it to California when Richie doesn't make it out of Derry.

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    Eddie's girlfriend, Myra, hates Richie Tozier. Eddie likes him.

    or

    some of s2-3 of Gilmore Girls with reddie!

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    Benverley wedding!

    I want something sweet and everyone deserves a happy ending. There will be other ships but the main is Ben and Bev.

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    1/1
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    6
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