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    "Next time we just go with regular scary!" Eddie yells as they run away.

    "Next time?" Richie shrieks.

    They're idiots.

    Stan loves them.

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    Richie and Ben are both trans and become friends because of it. They hang out more and pine over Eddie and Bev, creating their own little club.

    The Pining Club.

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    Post IT Chapter Two and set during Barry season 2-ish
    Barry is presented with the chance to meet a brother he doesn't entirely remember having and then being pulled into his brother's life after stopping the assassination of his brother's fiance. Oh yeah there's also a wedding.
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    First Richie's presumably death brother is at his hotel room and the next he's tackling Eddie to the ground just in time to save him from a bullet to the chest. What the hell is going on?

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    LittleKingTrashmouth: should I post my spotify analytics for this year on my insta story

    Stan: Literally no one wants to see that.

    LittleKingTrashmouth: how are my followers supposed to know the artist I listened to the most this year 

    Build-A-Bitch: do we want to know?

    LittleKingTrashmouth: of course he's a lyrical genius 

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    he made a promise to bill , and he'd intended to keep it. really , he did. when the time came though , he found that he couldn't. in the end he broke his promise.

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    “Hey, Eddie.” He swallows, all of the saliva in his mouth has gone tacky with sudden anxiety. He doesn’t know if he’s talking more to Eddie or himself when he continues. “Don’t freak out.”

    “Richie?”

    “You should come stay with me.” There, it’s out there. He feels better for all of half a second before he realizes he was kind of vague and it kind of sounds like he’s inviting Eddie to move in with him. “I mean, just until your train situation is better.”

    “Um,” Eddie says.

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    On the first day of November Richie noticed him. Something about the man waiting for his coffee made a buzzer sound in the deep recesses of his brain. The sharp angles of his face and slight curl to his dark hair brought back fuzzy memories of hammocks and comic books. The deep brown of his eyes weighed down by thick expressive eyebrows reminded Richie of a long-forgotten friend. It had been like clockwork for the past month, Monday to Friday at exactly 8AM he would be waiting for his coffee when Richie stumbled in.

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    If Richie had been told first thing this morning that by midnight he’d be brought back to the hometown he couldn’t remember to fight a fucking demon clown they were supposed to have already defeated, be reunited with the friends he forgot and then subsequently end up in bed with one such friend that he had been in love since he was a kid, then he would have laughed in their face and told them to get a better writer.

    But it was the sort of shit you just couldn’t make up.
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    After learning Pennywise wasn't really defeated back in '89, the Losers Club come back to Derry to fight the clown once again.

    Richie feels like this time will be it. IT will be donzo, over, dusted, but when it turns out that he got Eddie just to lose him, he can't say if it was worth it. What he does know though, is he'll get him back, and Stan, even if it kills him.

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    It's been 27 years and the Losers Club come back to Derry to finish Pennywise off once and for all. Expecting them, Pennywise gets a little creative and chooses the final battleground via a book of children's fairy tales. Now the Losers have to face the eater of worlds in various fairy tale worlds and the only way home is to defeat the killer clown

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    “I mean, once you kill the beast that’s usually where the story ends, isn’t it? There’s not supposed to be some crazy… hundreds-of-people-brought-back-from-colonial-fucking-times bullshit, right?”

    “Well… in Jaws, they were fighting a shark,” Ben tries, and God, this guy is exactly as too fucking nice as he was when he was about a foot shorter and two feet wider, because he’s actually humoring Richie with this. “We were fighting something decidedly less… normal, so it makes sense that what follows might be a bit abnormal, too.”

    “A bit abnormal? You’re calling all this a bit abnormal, Haystack?”



    Or: Killing It doesn’t just kill It.

    Derry is now dealing with a new nightmare of the legal and logistical sort, Richie doesn’t want to look a gift turtle in the mouth, the Losers Club is better with kids than their parents ever were, and Eddie Kaspbrak is a mess. Not that that’s news to anyone.

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    Here are the facts. This is what Stan knows: His name is Stanley Uris. He is almost forty years old. He lives in Atlanta, Georgia, with his wife, Patricia. He is an accountant. He likes to watch birds. He has just gotten a phone call from someone he knew a long time ago, and has subsequently remembered his entire childhood and everything in it. 

    Everything. 
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    Ghost Stan glares at him, throwing a puzzle piece at his eye.
    “Ow, dude, what the fuck.”
    He gets hit with another piece. Light streams in from his window. Stan glares some more. He doesn’t vomit this time. “That’s not what I meant.”
    “How was I supposed to know? You and the fucking Turtle weren’t very clear.”
    “Don’t bring the Turtle into this,” Stan says. “You made a pact.”
    “I’m so sorry,” Richie says, his voice raising, and then he realizes he’s talking to a ghost and people don’t normally think that’s the best. He whispers with as much anger as he can, instead. “I didn't know if I was offending the fucking Turtle.”
    “It sounds stupid,” Stan says, blood staining his pants as he tucks his hands in his pockets. “But the Turtle is your friend.”

    Richie wakes up in his tour bus after the Deadlights, and the ghost of his best friend is throwing puzzle pieces at him. The upside: he gets a second chance, to "make things right." The downside: he doesn't fucking know what that means.

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    Seven losers entered the neibolt house that night .
    Seven people who were at one point, children. Seven people who were wise, if not definitely more aged, beyond their years. Seven people who were about to kill a g-ddamn clown
    Seven Losers entered that house that night and in the light of the morning, seven losers left.

    ...

    And now 5 of those Losers are gonna fix 27 years of unresolved sexual tension if it kills them, but what are Richie and Eddie not telling them?

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    “Why wouldn’t you just tell us you’re getting married altogether like Bill and Stan did?” Richie said, seeming to also realize this was odd.

    “Because we have to ask a favor of you.” Ben brought his hand up to start biting his nails the way he did when he was about to deliver bad news.

    “Favor is too nice, babe. This is not a favor or a request. It is a requirement if you both want to be at this wedding.” Beverly let go of Ben’s hand to place it on her knee. She rubbed her thighs once, gearing up to tell them. Eddie had a couple guesses about what she may want to say but nothing prepared him for what it actually was, “You have to bring a date.”

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    Two times Richie makes a wedding happen and one time he gets his own wedding.

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    Things start off slow as the school year at The Jean Gray school of higher learning kicks off. As slow as it can for a boarding school that housed super-powered kids. Flu season comes and goes, holidays are had. Yes, things are as normal as they can be. But normal doesn't last long as a group of kids disappear from a field trip. What's happening? Will the Losers be able to figure it out without losing each other along the way? Or will they cave under the pressure and let the darkness consume them?

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    After they defeated It for the first time, people started leaving but they also started to forget. So they all found a way not too. But after this Richie also realised that he couldn’t change the way he felt.
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    Starts off with them being kids, but only for one chapter. It’s going through the years of the Losers, but with big time skips at points because honestly I am to lazy

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    𝘞𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥

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    “𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰.” 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘫𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘦.

    “𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱, 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬! 𝘋𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘨𝘰 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.” 𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘥, 𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴. 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘣𝘶𝘨-𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦.

    or, eddie and richie's kids crash the reunion because they worry for their disaster dads, and maybe a sibling wont be so bad.

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    Patty laughs softly. He goes to her, tips her chin up and kisses her gently. She pushes up into him when he does, though, so he cups her face in his hand and lets her deepen the kiss. Ezra squirms a little, when Stan tries to press in, so he pulls back, laughing.

    “I’m gonna put him to bed,” Patty says. She leans up to kiss him again before leaving him there. He rubs at his face when she’s gone, his dick already half-hard. When he looks around the living room, he sighs.

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    That was the funny thing about Derry. The further you got away, the hazier everything was. The less you remembered, the less you found you wanted to remember. Like most people, when something slipped from their minds, they tended to brush it off. Eddie was asleep for most of the flight, and the past fifteen years slipped away.

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