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    Phil Lester is a ruthless gang leader who will do anything to get his way. He is rough and unloving. But when he stumbled upon a small, sleeping boy, who, in his mind, is the perfect image of what an angel looks like, some of that changes. He wants nothing more than to protect and take care of Dan Howell, and he will do so in any means necessary, even if that means going against the wishes of the boy’s older brother.

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    Phil goes to pick up his best friend’s brother from school. What starts out as seemingly harmless teasing turns into a terrible accident. But, maybe, the accident wasn’t so bad, after all.

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    Dan didn’t expect his first kiss to happen in the office of the school nurse, especially not with the athletic motorcycle-riding sex-bomb Phil Lester.

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    Pastel!Dan have had a rough life that made it's prints on his soul, body and personality. But all his life is about to change when he meet Bad boy/Punk!Phil who believe that Dan can be cured, just with a bit of unconditional love.

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    Mnemophobia (n) - the fear of memories
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    a story about the growing love between a tattoo artist with a dark past and a soft-spoken florist.

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    An adorable boy in yellow comes into Phil's coffee shop one day and sits there, typing furiously on his laptop. The next day, he comes in again and does the same. And the next day. But what is he typing? And why does he keep coming back? And why does Phil feel himself falling a little bit more for the boy every day?

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    Pretty boy Dan is a little pastel wearing homosexual (out and proud) and can't wait to go to university in the next few months, while his punk bad ass neighbor and classmate, Phil, wants nothing more than to cause havoc, ruin plans, party and smoke. Dan and Phil go on a school trip and on the way back are in the St Pancras train station next to The Meeting Place statue, this is where the two boys are placed under a spell. The two wake up the next day to find that they've switched bodies.

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    Phil is a tattoo artist, Dan is a florist with a talent for 'observing'.

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    After moving to London, Phil Lester buys a shop and turns it into a tattoo parlor. The shop next door is a small coffee shop. One day after closing the parlor for the night, Phil goes over to the coffee shop and meets a cute stranger who works there. His nametag ID's him as, Daniel.

    (Or the one where Punk!Phil slowly falls in love with the Pastel!Dan coffee shop worker next door.)

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    9/?
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    16
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    Phil Lester is the leader of a small town gang. He's got a mean attitude and a thing for the pretty new boy. In the middle of a turf war is he willing to work for him?

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    Theatre student Dan creates an online persona as part of a university production he's working on. As he struggles with his identity, Dan becomes gripped in a spiral of lies that threaten to destroy a relationship before it's even begun.

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    Dan's ever helpful roomate Tyler is forcing Dan to go to the YouTuber party his friend is hosting, with the theme of 'Heavenly Bodies' to match this years Met Gala. And his friend wasn't going to let up the opportunity to get them both dressed up and have a wild so why not give it his full, especially when a hot guy he met the other day says he's turning up too.
    Phil certainly wasn't expecting to meet an angel that night, but the heavens seemed to have delivered.

    Written inspired by the incredible art https://avisualsnack.tumblr.com/post/174294496309/the-met-gala-meets-celestial-beings-a-look by @genen0x on tumblr. I honestly saw the art and could not stop thinking about it until I wrote this fic!
    Also massive credit to @workinprogress91 on tumblr for helping me beta this fic! means a lot! :D

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    Dan and Phil get trapped in Phanfiction.

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    16/?
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    Phil gets overwhelmed a lot in his life by almost everything. He's learning that maybe Dan is just enough.

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    it's june, june is pride month, and dan is showing the world his true colours in quite the cryptic way. it isn't until the first friday of the month that he is asked about the situation.

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    Pastel!Dan always wanted to save his first time for the perfect person; he wanted a memory he could cherish. Punk!Phil may just so happen to be the perfect boyfriend for the job.

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    33
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    Phil, a brooding bored punk gets forced into going to a church youth group meeting and becomes completely enamoured by Dan.
    Based off this prompt

    "imagine punk!phil being forced to go to a church group for young people to try and help him to stop being rebellious and stop smoking. There he meets pastel!dan who is a precious little cupcake who always manages to see the positive messages in the readings. They get together and phil kind of cleans up his act while Dan learns, it's ok to be a little looser."

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    16
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    65
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    8
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    650
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    Phil is a cute pizza boy, so dan keeps ordering pizza because he’s embarrassingly shy.

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    1/1
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    Dan Howell and Phil Lester lead anything but normal lives, but they were content with the direction they’d taken and happy with their current situation. But soon, they begin to realize that things aren’t right anymore; they’re not in the world they should be.

    “That’s because you’re ruining our fucking lives, you sadist,” Dan said, scowling at the ceiling. He seemed to be ignoring the fact that his insolence would have consequences.

    “What stupid trope are you putting us in next?” Phil asked wearily.

    “It doesn’t even matter, does it?” Dan said, “They’re going to keep writing it as long as they want. They’ll find a trope.”

    “But only if people read it,” Phil said.

    “Then don’t read this stupid, overblown story!” Dan yelled at the ceiling, “You’re enabling this horrible author. You’re making us suffer.” While Dan was speaking, Phil had a realization.

    “All of this…” Phil said in horror, “All of this dialogue we’re giving. We’re helping them shill this story.”

     

    Title from xkcd's "Hofstadter".

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    You see, Dan wasn’t the most popular kid. He liked soft things and flower crowns and makeup and honestly couldn’t care less about gender rules, so it really wasn’t a surprise that dumb high schoolers were picking on him. Phil wasn’t popular either, but from much different reasons. He was quiet and intimidating and charming in a dark way, (you haven’t heard that from Dan) full of black ink and metal piercings.

    and the rumors about Dan being "a queer" look insignificant next to rumors about Phil being "a violent-bailed-out-of-prison-drug-user queer" (yes its dumb of him to believe rumors when there were rumors about him too, but Dan was, in fact, 'a queer', so he would rather not test any other rumors to be true or false)

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    5/?
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    66
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    155
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