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    “Hey, er…” He’s forgotten the boy’s name. Something with a G. Was it Gavin? Or Garth? “Hey, buddy. I got somewhere to be, but if you wake up now we can go for round two before I have to leave.”


    Twenty-two-year-old Klaus Hargreeves awakes following a one-night stand with an enigmatic young artist.

    Apart from a stinking hangover, he now has two problems: he possesses almost no memory of the night before and there’s a gruesome surprise in the bed.

    Accused of a horrific crime, and with the police watching his every move, he faces a race against time to clear his name.

    If he can only stay sober long enough to patch together the memories of that night, he might just stand a chance.

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    Archer James Franklin was a well-respected man of society. Rich, good job, beautiful family, perfect life. But no perfect man is complete without a few...quirks.
    Unfortunately for tortured young boy Klaus Hargreeves, when his father Reginald allows benefactor Archer into the lives of his adopted child soldiers, he will find out all about Archer's...ahem...quirks.

    I hate writing summaries, as per usual, but there is most definitely a storyline going on here.

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    In a stroke of luck, Five managed to travel him and his siblings back to March 24, 2019 - exactly a week before the apocalypse. Allison decided that the best way for everyone to keep in contact was through a group chat that was well organized and used for emergencies only.
    Nobody else seemed to share her opinion on that.

     

    frankstein (9:29am): Klaus, did you give me this name because Dad dehumanized me after resurrecting me? 
    v (9:29am): holy shit luther what
    d (9:30am): i second that statement
    klaus (9:30am): um NO
    klaus (9:31am): i named u that after viktor frankenstein
    klaus (9:31am): u know
    klaus (9:31am): the main character
    klaus (9:31am): cause u would fuck ur sister if she asked lmao

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    What would have happened if the commission never existed? What would have happened if there was no apocalypse? What would have happened if Five got stuck somewhere else, not for forty-five years but three?

    In this alternative dimension, the adults figure out when all across the news is reported that their father has passed away. And their long-lost sister returns after seventeen years, but as she claimed, it has only been three years.

    In this story, Viktor has always been a boy and five is a girl who is 16 years old. Enjoy reading!

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    Reader and Klaus have been dating for some time, all the ups, downs, feels and heartache that comes with love. But you make it work. A compilation of love.
    I take requests for chapters

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    The problem is that Damian was perfectly cool with staying under the radar. It’s just him, his repair shop, and his dog, and that’s how he’s envisioned his life since he was 16.

    There isn’t any room for some weirdo dressed in leather and knives bleeding out on the couch in his break room or his equally weirdo brother who can see dead people (including one of their other brothers’ who died when they were kids) or his other other weirdo brother that’s like 12 but apparently 50some years old (oh and disappeared through time when they were kids but is back now to tell everyone The End Is Near) or his other other weirdo brother (seriously how many brothers can one guy even have) that can’t even fit comfortably in Damian’s perfectly reasonably sized living room thank you or the apocalypse, apparently, (cause that’s probably the most important detail). At least the weirdo’s charming sister and timid brother (Damian swears to god, this better be the last one) seem like respectably sane people.

    Oh, yeah. And there definitely isn’t any room for actually falling for the leather-wearing, wannabe superhero, pretty boy either. No fucking way.

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    klaus and dave are idiots that walk into each other several times.

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    Random little oneshots of Diego and Em's relationship.
    Some may be before and some may be after the events of the main book.

    This is a oneshot book for my fanfic named Subject 001 so if you haven't read it yet beware of spoilers.

    I don't own The Umbrella Academy.
    I do own the stories in this book and the character Em.

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    The Girl With the Bike had a soft spot for babies and innocents in general. Every rule has an exception.

    The first time Klaus dies, he makes quite the first impression on The Girl with the Bike, and she never forgets, no matter how many times the world ends or the universe is reset.

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    Allison decides she isn’t the only one who deserves a happy ending.

    But good things never last, and Klaus is left to deal with the aftermath.

    *

    Klaus tears down the hallway, past the bedroom, to the single door at the end and pushes it open slowly, cautiously, squinting past the orange and pink rays spilling through the open window and illuminating the bed in soft golden light until-

    There.
     
    Dave.

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    4 added 1,2,3,5,6,7 to a group chat.

    4 changed the group chat name to Family Chaos

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    Five: So if you ever see your other selves?
    ...
    Klaus: Sleep with them.

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    In a liminal space a bunch of Robert Sheehan's characters have a chance to meet each other. Some are down to explore each others' bodies of course and others find out they have other things in common. Like dying. A lot.

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    Spoilers for the following TV Shows/Movies
    Klaus (Umbrella Academy)
    Luba (Mute)
    Lee (Jet Trash)
    Nathan (Misfits)
    Vladek (Fortitude)
    Jack (The messenger)
    Simon (Mortal Instruments)
    Tom (Mortal Engines)
    Bj (Red Riding)
    Eli (Anita B.)
    Carlos (Picasso Genius)
    Vincent (The Road Within)
    Leon (moonwalkers)
    Luke (cherrybomb)
    Kay (season of the witch)

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    On the first day of the twelfth hour of October 1989, forty three women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only because none of the women had been pregnant when the day first began.

    As time went on, it became apparent that all the children born were gifted with special abilities. Powers if you like.

    Seven of the children were adopted by eccentric billionaire and explorer Reginald Hargreeves.

    Six more lived normal lives up until various different ages, when their parents sold them to a lab to be experimented on. To see what made them different.

    One of them escaped.

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    Klaus Hargreeves is a mess. You know that now and you always knew it. You also know it's toxic for you to keep picking up the pieces after every downfall but you just can't help yourself. Klaus is your drug.

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    UmbrellaKink Prompt:

    What if ghosts get mean the longer they're trapped in the living world? Why else would all those ghosts scream and try to hurt a little kid? Their humanity rots away and they turn nasty.

    At first, Ben was great. It was just like having his brother back. Then he started changing. He started putting Klaus down, insulting him and breaking down his self esteem. When he realized he could actually touch Klaus things went into overdrive.

    - He likes watching Klaus get fucked by his cult members, degrading him through the whole thing until Klaus is desperate to please him again. Ben is the only one who ever paid attention to him and he is so scared to lose him.

    - He fucks Klaus (maybe along with the horror) to show just how much Klaus belongs to him

    - He touches himself while possessing Klaus in the mirror, talking about all the ways Klaus has debased himself

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    What happens when Diego takes his powerful fiancée to meet his family... after his father dies.

    The story follows the series' events with the recent addition of Em to the Hargreeves family.

    Seasons 1 & 2, will not be doing season 3.
    I do not own The Umbrella Academy plot, characters, and images.
    I do own Em and her storyline.

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    POST SEASON 3 // SPOILERS

     

    "but if i cut myself open, you can read all my scars"

     

    Klaus’ powers were gone. Just like that. No more ghosts, no more immortality, no more dead bodies and constant noise. He's free. He should feel better than ever.

    But he doesn’t.

     

    Based off the song Bitter Taste by Billy Idol

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    In the Void, Luther calls Klaus 'selfish' for refusing to go back and save the love of his life, Sloane, telling him he could never know how it feels to lose the one person you love more than anything. As Klaus does as he asks, Luther runs into Dave, who makes Luther realise just how little he knows about his brother.

    Later, in the new reality after Allison pressed the button and ridded the Hargreeves of their powers, Klaus learns that the new world is nothing but a façade after being thrown back together with the one person he loves more than anything. Follow Klaus as he falls back into the Void and finds Dave again, ultimately saving the Umbrella Academy from their father's false realities.

    This story takes place directly at the end of season three, so does contain spoilers.

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    klaus has added 6 other people to the chat
    klaus has changed their name to ghostbusters
    ghostbusters has changed allison’s name to mama
    ghostbusters has changed five’s name to just killed a man
    mama: thats actually pretty clever
    ghostbusters: why thank you

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    On the ten year anniversary of Number Five's disappearance, the estranged remains of the Umbrella Academy gathered together for an interview to honour their missing brother.
    And ever since Luther went back to the academy, Diego went back to his shitty apartment, Allison flew back to LA and Klaus went home with the interviewer, things seemingly went back to normal.
    Until the first body of what would become a string of murders was found, leaving Diego to try and figure out why these murders were connected to his brother.

    As always; I am bad at summaries. Pls just give this story a chance lol.

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