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    Show of hands, who remembers what all happened the last time the Grand Highblood was bored?

    Probably something less embarrassing than this.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    157
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    345
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    5,608
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    Karkat calls his partners Calliope and Dave to have a conversation about their quadrant.

    [Side-fic to Homestuck: Karkat Fucks Around And Finds Out With Ectobiology - 14 years Post-Landing, overlapping with and immediately after the end of Karkat Fucks Around. Set in the Skaian Pantheon universe, where the kids didn't skip forward in time five thousand years, and are instead trying to build civilization themselves and live up to the expectations placed upon them as gods.]

    Series
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    English
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    2,269
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    329
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    A boy and his friends bicker, banter, flirt, flail around uselessly, embarrass themselves and each other, try very hard not to die, and somewhere along the way knock the fish bitch off her throne and make the world a better place or something.

    [OC-insert as Tavros. No Sgrub/Sburb AU.]

    Series
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    English
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    11,822
    Chapters:
    5/30
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2,149
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    Your name is Dave Strider, formally known as the Knight of Time, proclaimed religious icon and all around good guy, and you are twenty-two years old.
    This isn't really how you planned on anything in your life going.

    In which Dave goes in search of someone and finds himself facing several things he may not be ready for, in a way perhaps most similar to one of Karkat's sitcoms.
    He definitely isn't ready for any of it.

    Written for someone's au.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,465
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    525
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    If you were to ask Eridan Ampora how to describe his best friend Karkat Vantas, he would say he was mean. Short, loud. In need of a anger management class. He would then go on to say he is kind, obviously aware of the hypocrisy in that. He would say Karkat is kind, generous and fair. A good friend who sets your shit straight.

    If you asked Karkat Vantas about Eridan Ampora, he would say, 'fishbrain', and snap at you to leave it alone, not ever daring to tell you how he feels.

    Language:
    English
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    3,591
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    350
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    A rogue element introduced to Midnight City causes Diamond Droog's close associates to lose their cool - get reckless. It's not a useful response to a new threat.

    So Droog gets around to doing something he's had in mind for a while now: some good, new-fashioned pale wooing.

    Language:
    English
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    2,672
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    266
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    In a rebuilt Alternia, where the rules for members of the Hemospectrum are becoming increasingly strict, Karkat is a Limeblood mutant who is about to receive the shock of his life.

    Language:
    English
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    7,825
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,977
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    What is it with the universe ending because a group of kids go and play a game together. And why is it that it's always the duty of those kids that are playing the game to create a new universe. And why can't the creation of the new universe be easy.

    More importantly, why can't this game ever be kind to those that play it?

    Just a story about fantrolls of mine playing sburb, and their experiences throughout playing it. Probably not actually going to be as dramatic, and angsty as the summary might be suggesting.

    The mixed media, aka the embedded images, aspect of the tags, only apply to chapters 15 and beyond

    Language:
    English
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    36,465
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    260
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    In which Kaguya decides to keep calm and enjoy her fucking life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,480
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2,000
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    Equius "lets" his moirails get him ready for his date.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,350
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    362
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    Betery: Equius has had an awful realization: he's starting to feel Pale for the low blood Tavros. This makes him panic because he is *very much* still pale for Nepeta, that hasn't changed so what's wrong? Nepeta has to step in for once as the voice of reason. Modern AU or Canon are acceptable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,241
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    652
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    “Hey, what the fuck is that,” he hisses. You can see his ears fold back in a display of aggression, and you’re suddenly very, very worried. “No, really, what the everloving FUCK is that?!”

    (In which a trio of moirails goes to explore the new world and has an encounter with an "apex predator".)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,045
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    604
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    He sees these poor, pathetic, starving creatures, and he pities them so goddamn much.

    My people, he thinks, mourning.

    He wakes up.

    Karkat rolls over, and doesn't remember in the morning.

    ........

    In a timeline where Karkat grows up sharing a lusus with the Jade who rescued her, things are both exactly the same and very, very different.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,549
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1,818
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    It is the year 2164, 13 years after the humans of Earth made first contact with an alien race, and an asteroid crash lands in Texas…
    Karkat Vantas lands on Earth in a ball of flaming light, a controlled descent through Earth’s atmosphere in his tiny stolen escape pod. It’s there in the harsh dry desert of the foreign planet that he meets two aliens; a John-human and Dave-human.
    Despite not knowing him they take him home, despite his harsh nature they protect him from the human Enforceassassins who wish capture him.
    They are kind when they don’t need to be and comfort him as he adjusts to his new life away from anything he has ever known. Is this the human disease they call friendship? Or is it pity, pure, sweet, and pale.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,412
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    383
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    At first glance, it just looked like your regular sort of party. But nah. The two tealbloods snuggling on the couch aren’t necking, for all that one’s got her face pressed in close to his cheek. They’re whispering, their fingers laced together, and it was only when her shoulders hitched that you’d caught those were tears on her face, not fucking highlights.

    Cu gestures at you sharply to wait.

    “Cu!” you yowl, louder this time. There’s an indigo and a rust braiding hair on the countertop. Every third strand, her hand goes skirting across the nape of his neck. When you jerk your chin towards ‘em for Cu to see, he actually fucking chirrs, harsh enough you can feel the vibrations through your feet, and he leans into it.

    Your face’s as orange as the sun itself. You look away like you’ve been slapped, ears pulling back, and Cu -

    - all she does is fucking laugh at you, lip curling like you’re being fucking silly. “I told you I’d get you piled,” she says, all full of scorn. “Cousin, you wicked nonbeliever, did you motherfucking doubt?”


    Riccin goes to a cuddleparty to learn how to pile, freaks out, and calls in a friend for help.

    Language:
    English
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    9,416
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    74
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    No more of this bullshit about Adam. I'm gay, so's my character... We've going after Eve!

    So! Ingrid is a college woman... looking for a roommate to share her obscenely large estate with! So, she meets an ethereal woman who requests a spare room. She agrees and look! No interviews necessary!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    504
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    218
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    “Seriously? It’s human Halloween—”

    “Dude, you can just call it normal Halloween—”

    “It’s human Halloween and I need your terminal incurable whining like I need a twenty-ton rock through this window and into my solar plexus. So cut the shit before I cut it for you!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    752
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    343
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    On Earth C, Roxy returns to her roots.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,144
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    407
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    Rose Lalonde fancies herself a master of corning the niche between the uncanny and familiar; she finds she's been outmatched by her genetic offspring/predecessor once again, when Kanaya flushes a little a pale, and Roxy wanes a little reminiscent.

    (Hints of Rose ♤ Roxy, Rose ♡ Kanaya, & Kanaya ♢ Roxy )

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,461
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    506
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    Jason "J.D." Dean and Connor Murphy often vacillate between kismesissitude and moiraillegiance. These are a few of their most memorable moments in both quadrants.

    This work was inspired by zoeticValidation's "Friendly Neighborhood Sociopath."

    Takes place in the universe where the kids and trolls won the game, and have created a society in which troll romance mainly takes care of all relationships, both platonic and romantic.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,503
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    426

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