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    Simon finds Baz's diary after flipping their room upside down in a fit of rage. Except it's locked...

    Then Simon agrees to do a 'favour' for Baz. Simon didn't know it would mean going to Baz's home and having to pretend to be his boyfriend during winter break.

    The diary is his only way out. Though he can't seem to find that damn key...

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    9/?
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    T.B. Pitch is the uptight, neurotic author of the bestseller, Gravel Road. As of recent, though, he's been plateauing--no new content. Not even a poem.

    In a desperate reach for inspiration, he travels out to public shops to try to grab onto something to write. It mostly comes to dead ends, until he stumbles upon a new bookshop that sports a friendly, somewhat familiar owner, a comforting lounge area, and a distinctly handsome employee who performs for Saturday Story Time. Whoever this is seems more like a book character than an actual person.

    There, it hits him. Or, rather, smiles at him.

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    Alternate Universe where Baz writes Carry On based off his interactions with Simon.

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    Baz is so desperately in love with his room mate, Simon Snow, that he flees to Paris for a year, hoping to forget him forever. Except his crush won't stop texting him...

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    10/?
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    It’s so dark in this coffin, and even when I actually do fall asleep once in a while, I can’t tell if it’s day or night. The only way I measure time now is by counting how many dreams I have of Simon Snow. I think I’m at sixty-eight now, but that might be including daydreams, because I don’t always know if I’m actually asleep or not. It doesn’t really matter. My dreams about Simon are the only things that get me through, and I’ve had sixty-eight of them so far.

    Actually, make that sixty-nine, now. (...I’m not even going to go there.)

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    Kidnapped by numpties, Baz spends his days and nights dreaming about Simon Snow, because it’s the only way he thinks he'll make it through. But when Simon shows up in Baz’s dream and claims it to be his own, Baz finds out there are some possibilities he’d never even dreamed of.

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    Simon Snow, the dumbest man alive, fell into a quarry. As it happens, on the way down, he saw a flower that when eaten, could take someone past the veil and talk to the dead. A flower that Baz thought was a myth. The only way it seems Baz could get to the flower is through the Watford Gardening Club. Will Baz risk his life (and Simon's) to talk to his mother again? Only time will tell.

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    I have to press my lips together firmly to keep a stupid grin from spreading across my face when I think about how I wound up in Simon Snow’s bed. When I think about what happened last night. When I think about the look on his face when he—

    Okay, nope, I probably shouldn’t think about that now. Not unless he’s ready for an encore and—hold on, where is he? I feel like a complete idiot for taking so long to realize that, while I may be in Simon Snow’s bed right now, Simon Snow is not. So where the fuck is he?

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    After spending the night in Simon Snow’s bed, Baz tries to process what it means for them—that is, until Snow assures him it means nothing, of course.

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    simon snow was the worst chosen one to ever be chosen. because he wasn't really the goddamn chosen one.

    though baz likes to say he chose him. but baz says a lot of things.

    being a normal is difficult, and dealing with the leathery nuisances on his back is harder.

    but there isn't time to complain. someone is out to get him.

    and this someone leaves simon with life-altering news:

    baz or the world.

     

    also posted on wattpad + ff.net [same username]

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    2/?
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    Baz thinks Simon is cheating on him. Simon thinks Baz is terrified of germs. Spoiler alert: they're both wrong. A one-shot.

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    The room smells thick, smoky-sweet, and my head is spinning. It’s only after the page is decidedly back in place that I snap the book shut, and the magic recedes, as does Snow’s hand. Instantly, I miss the warmth of both.

    “We did it,” he grins.

    “We did.” Simon Snow is standing in my space, breathing in my air, and he’s so close.

    (or, an au where the fireworks simon feels are a bit more than just figurative.)

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    Simon Snow is a vampire hunter/ vampire investigator. Baz Pitch needs his assistance, looking into his mother's murder.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    3
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    In short: a Waitress AU in which Baz is Dawn and Simon is Ogie (and Agatha is Jenna and Penny is Becky).

    In long: Baz Pitch is a recluse but romantic waiter working in a rundown pie diner in the South dreaming of a man sweeping him off of his feet. What he doesn't expect is for the gorgeous doofus Simon Snow to be on the other side of the online dating profile his friends and coworkers Penny and Agatha set up for him.

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    They say that whoever you're with on New Year's Eve will be in your life for the rest of the year. Baz knows this better than anyone.

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    Simon and Baz are stuck being camping buddies for a while.

    Baz is in love.

    Simon is oblivious.

    They're sharing a tent.

    Dev and Niall relationship in later chapters! :P

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    Dear Diary,

    Fuck.

    Sincerely,

    Basilton Pitch

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    A look into Tyrannus Basilton (Baz) Grimm-Pitch's personal diary over the years he's at Watford.

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    “He's good isn't he?"

    "I s'pose," I huff, grudgingly.

    I can't fight it any more. He's bloody good, and so fucking cool, even singing tacky Christmas songs. He's making the whole pub fall in love with him. No exceptions. The bastard.
    Christmas Cheese. I love these guys.
    **New Year’s Eve update**

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    Normally, I’d hold off from telling my father that I’m dating a Gryffindor for possibly forever (not to mention the fact that it's a boy), but I can’t bear sneaking glances any longer.

    With already being in different houses, their relationship was doing fine on hidden glances and secret meetups. But now that Simon's got nowhere to go for break, Baz has no choice but to come out fully to his father. There's no way he can play pretend any longer with Simon around him every second for a whole month.

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    Baz Pitch loves, in no particular order; David Bowie, punk music, the feel of old vinyl, the smell of coffee (but not the taste), classic books, magic, David Byrne, and the fact that he was raised by his aunt Fiona.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    “We… wanted to make a holiday roast,” Snow offers pitifully, pressing up against me on the couch as the fans whirl around us.

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    In attempts to be endearing, Simon nearly burns down his flat.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    5
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    341
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    Baz accidentally bets Simon that he can't eat an entire stick of butter in one go. This is the aftermath.

    alternate title: this is really how i spend a thursday night: writing gay fanfiction to post on the internet

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    I think I've learned the trick to calming him; to telling him I love him without saying it out loud; a single part to the 1000 piece puzzle that is Simon Snow (I’m not even sure if I'm halfway through with solving it).

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    Baz finds a way to show instead of tell Simon that he loves him.

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    English
    Words:
    1,190
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    659

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