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    so this is complete bullshit. and a challenge to kylux_TRASH to write smut in under 30 minutes while drunk and high and this is the hot mess i wrote

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    Part 1: To the Lab!

     

    Team HSWR(soar) has been transported somehow into the human body and try to find each other, but what they didn't know is that they brought some company with them, will they be able to reunite and protect the host? Give them the best of luck.

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    Ozzy makes a lot of mistakes. Falling for and sleeping with the crimelord he was supposed to arrest, probably took the cake. But now he can't allow himself to mess up again. Especially when a murderer from the past comes back to prey on the city once more.

    But again, Ozzy always did tend to fuck everything up in one way or another.

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    When Drix delivers, Ozzy just can't seem to get enough. Repost

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    Drix usually was never one to be hasty-- especially with Ozzy. Shameless, self-indulgent smut for an underrated pairing

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    Antibody: noun -- a blood protein produced in response to and counteracting a specific antigen. Antibodies combine chemically with substances that the body recognizes as alien, such as bacteria, viruses, and foreign substances in the blood

    What happens when a killer gets stripped of what used to make him lethal? Throw a stressed cop, a mayor's aide, and a strung-out courier into the mix, and things in the City of Hector are about to get a lot more interesting!

    [This is meant to be an AU in a biology-based world outside the human body--Does that even make sense?--but can be interpreted as mostly canon if the reader chooses.]

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    Maria Amino and Ellen Patella walk to a Halloween party

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    Thrax had been distant lately, Ozzy can't help but question why.

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    The world used to be scary enough without a deadly virus The Noxius Oblivion lurking in the shadows. Now that she's teamed up with Thrax, the world has no chance of survival. Is she as strong as she thinks she is or will Thrax infect her heart as well? She's about to learn that love can be just as deadly. 

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    Thrax survived the fall. Ozzie couldn't save Frank. Ozzie is in Thrax's hands, in his captivity, in his mercy...

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    Osmosis Jones se reencuentra con Thrax, pero ninguno de los dos puede hacer nada al respecto, puesto que el virus ha sido transformado en una vacuna. Obligados a convivir, deberán descubrir si su enemistad es insalvable, y si su tregua y mutua atracción puede resistir la llegada de otro virus con quien Thrax comparte un pasado.

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    a prompt fic from my tumblr. the prompt was "fashion"; unfortunately for maria, a boyfriend is only so good at make up.

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    A red blood cell from Ariana's body (known as Areyesia) escapes to Belinda's body (Bilanda) in order to survive. A B cell from Bilanda is accidentally cast into Areyesia. Both of them must learn to adapt to the ways of these different bodies, and in their ways of doing so, find out more than what they were expecting.

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    A cutting-edge, live action/animated action adventure comedy about one white blood cell's (Chris Rock) race against the biological clock to hunt down and destroy a lethal new virus (Laurence Fishburne). Bill Murray stars as Frank, in whose body the action unfolds (Google 20??)

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    Frisk comes down with a flu and rests for a few days but a question from Papyrus has the monsters journey inside Frisk to learn about human anatomy and along the way will meet a certain red blood cell that seems very familar....

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    Ozzy has a weird life now that he's stuck with Thrax, and he's not really sure what to do with it.

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    You're in relationship with Osmosis Jones, good luck.

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    Indiana Jones has a Jones Fetish and wants to fucc anyone also named "Jones". Ozzy likes to say "uwu" because he's a furry fuck. Welcome to hell, lads.

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    When out Grocery shopping Ozzy meets a child who is part Virus part white blood cell named Fiona. Will he, Thrax and Drix be able to take care of her?

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