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    Check for cat arm before closing refrigerator. Check for cat tail before closing doors. No sleeping with the gun under the pillow. Listen for meowing coming from the ceiling or walls. Never, EVER turn on the washing machine before checking that there isn’t a Loki inside. Don’t leave the door to the terrace open – Loki is not as good at balancing on the railing as he thinks.
    When Avenger!Loki abruptly and without warning shifts into a cat and can’t be persuaded to change back, the Avengers need to establish new house rules – a list that steadily keeps growing. Between mitigating the chaos Lokitty creates and trying to prevent him from hurting himself (the third time that week), Tony valiantly tries to convince himself that he is not a cat person, and never will be. Not even for tall, dark and dangerous… who is currently small, furry (and dangerous). Nope. Nopedeeh-nope.
    Never.

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    One for sorrow,

    Two for joy,

    Three for a girl,

    Four for a boy,

    Five for silver,

    Six for gold,

    Seven for a secret,

    Never to be told.

    Eight for a wish,

    Nine for a kiss,

    Ten for a bird,

    You must not miss.

     

    Loki catches his brother sex chatting girls online behind Jane’s back. Thor is a real asshole about it. He’s a real asshole, period. He deserves a lesson. And Loki deserves revenge. He sets up a profile as a fictional girl to entrap his brother and ruin what he has with Jane. Or that was the plan. Things don’t go quite as expected.

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    Tony Stark has been known for many things, but stupid is not one of them.
    He's honestly unsure if he should feel insulted, and not just for himself. Seriously? How did he even get into this situation?
    ... Not that he's complaining. There is a real-life MYTH standing in front of him! How can he not sate his curiosity?

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    Chasing the last dregs of civil war out of the Nine Realms, Prince Thor Odinson wants nothing more than to rest, relax, and just maybe avoid thinking about what it means to be the next Allfather, and a legacy he's not sure if he has the right to scrutinize. Whispers of a convergence and dark elves on the rise can only quell his questions for so long, especially with this new Diamond prince who seems oddly concerned about what Thor wants. (It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.)

    For the part of a Diamond prince, the fragile secrecy of a hidden Sunrose Diamond could never last forever- not with the responsibilities he begs to take on, and certainly not with his first colony in the making- all while his impending presentation to the Gem Empire looms in the distance whether he likes it or not. (It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.)

    or

    A Diamond is a king's best friend.

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    Recovery is long, and Loki is struggling.

    This is pure angst and will take a long time before it gets better.

    TW: suicidal ideation, poor self-care, addiction, vomiting, self-hatred, bad eating habits, panic attacks, depression, dissociation, paranoia

    This takes place in an AU where instead of going back to Asgard after faking his death in Thor 2, Loki goes to earth.

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    Frigga: Can we meet your super-secret boyfriend yet? :(
    Loki, knowing Gast is a menace to society: Uh, well...

    Frigga forces Loki to introduce his new boyfriend to the family! It goes about as well as you'd think. After all, Gast isn't the Catholic school dream boy Frigga imagines.

    Featuring: my Jeff Goldblum obsession, and my Norwegian exchange student headcanons for the Odinson boys.
    YES I REALISE ODIN'S NAME IN THIS AU IS ODIN ODINSON

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    Loki has been captured, tried and sentenced. Instead of imprisonment Odin decided enslave his adopted son. Things do not go well for the fallen prince.

    **please read the tags as it will get DARK!**

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    A betrayed Tony Stark leaves the Avengers. He's angry and bitter but he's not about to stop being a hero. The problem is that not everyone is happy with his decision.

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    Loki gets sent back in time a few centuries and since he's over trying to gain Odin's approval he's reliving life with his own happiness in mind. Naturally, everyone else has a problem with this.

    OR: that one fic where odin keeps trying but is unable to get rid of teen loki

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    After being put on trial, Loki is deemed too much of a danger to society to be left unchecked (surprise). Odin decides to keep him under lock and key (literally), not only binding his magic, but binding him to another. He leaves Thor to decide who will take on the task of being Loki's new "babysitter." The obvious choice is his most trusted friend and brother-in-arms, but what Thor doesn't know is that the warrior has just as many secrets as his charge.

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    Loki is harshly judged by the All-father and cast away from Asgard. Loki never imagines that through his fall from grace, he will find his true self and everything he never wanted, but everything he needed.

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    After violence erupted in the house of Odin, the abusive, dysfunctional family dynamics are now out in the open, forcing everyone to readjust. A confused and terrified Loki hides inside his head in Hela's LA apartment because he is convinced that he killed his brother and can't go back to his family even though the Las Vegas police are frantically searching for him. Frigga has to deal with unpleasant accusations from the authorities. Thor is fighting for his life in the hospital. Hela dabbles in parenting while simultaneously battling her cancer and her drug addiction. And Odin is still mainly Odin.

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    Peter gets left on Asgard with Odin and Frigga, the Angry Pirate King and his new Grandmother. This takes place after Chapter 6 and during Chapter 7 of Flerkins, Husbands, and Boy Bands.

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    Maggie gave up her memories (for the betterment of the Universe of course) and now needs them back. Tony can't figure out what to do with his sad sister while fending off Hammeroids and Howard's old enemy's kids. Peter loves that he gets to go to school in NY with his bud Ned. JARVIS is busily preparing extra bots for family protection and search and rescue, not for world domination, he swears! The Purple Grape makes a guest appearance, Thor eats some cookies, Natasha is glad she's not the only girl in the boy band and we meet a Frozen Relic, a Giant Green Rage Monster, and an Archer. Oh, and Fury keeps on loosing his ummm... 'cat'.

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    When you open your eyes for the first time and draw your first breath, you are pushed into the arms of a former smuggler who’s known for his unorthodox ways of getting what he wants. With the promise of a life filled with luxury, a noble title and more gold than one can spend if he lived for a million years, a deal is struck and your life is about to be snuffed out. But Skírnir Aevalur was never known for his trustworthiness nor his kindness, and that night might have been filled with more than one miracle as he decides to spare your life and leave you on the doorstep of a couple of weavers.

    You had never expected to live anything but the life that was set out for you by your parents, but that all changes when you are forced to apply for a job as a maid at the palace. You could never have known that intrigue, murder and schemes would follow you every step of the way and on top of that you yourself carry a secret that could very well ruin your life and other’s if it were to be discovered. Known for his love for mischief and chaos, prince Loki finds himself attracted to you, a mere servant, and all the trouble you might bring.

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    The chambers of Loki Odinson have always been off-limits to everyone, including the staff of Asgard Palace---that is until Y/N.

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    After a brief encounter with the youngest son of Odin, Y/N---a lowly cleaner of the palace---is anonymously promoted to Loki's house-maid, where she learns of his quiet nature and artistic talent. Slowly, their relationship evolves from professional to not-quite-so, when the prince asks Y/N to pose for one of his paintings.

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    Los vengadores son invitados a presenciar el juicio de Loki en Asgard por sus crímenes, nadie esperó nunca que un hechizo impuesto durante dicho juicio tuviera un efecto que podría afectar el destino de los presentes.

    ¿Es Loki culpable? ¿Quién estuvo realmente tras la invasión? ¿quiénes son nuestros invitados del futuro? ¿Y porqué el menor parece odiar a la mayor parte de los vengadores?

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    Sequel to "There Are No Coincidences In This World" (<-- PLEASE READ THIS FIRST OR YOU WILL BE CONFUSED AF)

    As the search for Loki's memories continues, relationships are tested, and it soon becomes impossible to distinguish friend from foe. Unable to depend on his "friends," Loki seeks comfort from the man who only exists in his dreams. However, he seems to have vanished! And when Ymir's true motivations are revealed, how will Loki stop him?

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    It’s an avengers twitter fic because those are The Best

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