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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.



    Starts summer before Watford 8th year.

    One month into summer break, Simon decides it's time to uncover all of Baz’s plots once and for all.

    What is Baz doing during summer hols exactly? Not necessarily what Simon thinks. There seems to be less plotting and less clothing too.

    Idiots to Lovers

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    Simon is a single father trying to give the best for his daughter. After the accident that took Agatha’s life, he’s trying to adapt to this new life, and even though he has his daughter and his work, he knows that he needs something else. Or someone else to live the love he always wanted.

    Baz doesn’t have many things to complain about. He works in a good place, doing something he loves. He has good friends (who like to put him in the middle of their drama) and a good relationship with his family. But he knows something is missing. He knows that he wants to fall in love again or at least to meet someone who will make him forget about his first and only love.

    It’s been seven years since school is over, and since then, Simon and Baz never saw each other again. But when their paths cross again some unsolved feelings appear, and they might (finally) realize they belong together.

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    The regular stuff. Simon is convinced that Baz is plotting and evil. Baz lives for antagonizing him and pining. One night, the Mage calls Simon into his office, and Baz follows him. Baz hears some things that make him throw the perfect act he has kept to make everyone think he hates Simon and defends his honour and well... Simon was already kind of obliviously drawn to him. Now Baz defends him?

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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.


    This also explains the wanking.

    I’ve been listening to Snow wank, while standing on the opposite side of the door to our room, twice a week for three years.

    Snow has developed quite a routine for wanking.


    It is a well known fact that Basilton is quite the plotter. That is what Simon thinks anyway. And yet, when Baz is actually scheming, Simon is none the wiser.

    Or how Baz is determined to seduce Simon at any cost and poor Niall is pulled into his best friend’s most absurd shenanigans ever.

    How far is Baz willing to go? The answer will not surprise you — most definitely too far.

    Inappropriate humour.

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    Baz lives at a boarding school run by his father for troubled boys to conceal his vampire identity from the magical world. Being alone amongst Normals isn’t easy, but being forced to live with an insufferable roommate makes him want to set himself on fire. That is until he realizes that his roommate, Simon Snow, doesn’t belong there. He’s no troubled teen. He’s kind and selfless and the human embodiment of the sun. And Baz is hopelessly in love with him. Right?

    Simon’s constantly being moved around care homes and foster families, never staying in one place long. His emotions control him and cause him to end up in disastrous situations more often than not. After being sent to The Grimm Academy for Troubled Boys, he’s forced to room with Baz, a boy who finds every opportunity to get under Simon’s skin. After one unfortunate incident, Simon’s world is turned upside down and he begins to question his reality: who he is, who he wants to be, and who he loves.

    Late night adventures, friendship, love confessions, first kisses, magic, and a romance no vampire could ever dream of.

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    ”I will let you know that I have indeed been dating before. I happen to have an ex,” I tell him even though it’s a lie. (I’m lucky I’m a good liar.)

    Niall looks at me quizzically, ”Who is your ex?”

    ”Simon Snow,” I blurt out because I’ve been just thinking about him, how I wish he was my boyfriend. I wasn’t planning on saying his name though.


    A SnowBaz Fake Ex AU.

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    Simon sees a fit bloke in a pub. Before he musters the courage to talk to the guy, Simon realises that is none other than Basilton Grimm, his former Potions teacher from Hogwarts.

    Naturally, Simon flees the scene before he’s been noticed by Basilton and seeks Penny’s help.


    Happy early Birthday Bazaholic! 💙

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    Nowadays, it feels like we’re having an echt conversation that flows and not just bits and pieces of one strung out over different ages and different insults.

    Nowadays, it feels like we could be friends.

    Or something.

     

    Or: The gang is in America, dealing with magical problems, Mage problems, and getting-along problems- and, on top of it all, they're learning ASL.

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    Podfic of the incredible fic, Merlin, May I? by the lovely VKelleyArt.

     

    ORIGINAL SUMMARY

    When Simon Snow gets roped into a game of 'Merlin May I' against Baz Pitch, what starts off as a competition between mages for the most dangerous request ends up precipitating an unexpected collision of hearts.

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    Simon and Baz never create their truce to find Baz's mother's killer. They spend all of 8th year loathing each other... until they reach the breaking point. Who will prevail - the Chosen One or the vampire?

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    District 12's Simon Snow volunteers for the 74th Hunger Games. When he meets the other tributes, he becomes fixated on the mysterious black-haired boy from District 1, Baz Pitch, and comes to hate him (or does he?). A rivalry of hatred blooms. Brought together by tragic circumstances in the arena, the two must stick together to stay alive.

    There is a song that goes along with every chapter, so be sure to click the link at the top!

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    When I was ten, trying to find myself amongst a throng of identical boys, with identical sob stories and identical haircuts, we were told we would be getting twice weekly visits from the prince himself, in anticipation of the upcoming royal birth that winter.

     

    Simon Snow doesn't have many plans for his life yet.
    Falling into an enchanted forest, being turned into a swan, and being forced to work to save the world with his sworn enemy, aren't on his immediate agenda.
    But when a mysterious prophecy claims that only Simon can save the world of the tyranny that has gripped magic, it doesn't look like he has much of a choice.

    (fully written and updating every couple of days!)

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    "I'm just not sure-" Simon cut himself off, pressing his ear to the sturdy oak door.

    Inside came a sound so faint nither he not Penny were sure they had heard correctly.

    Then it came again. A cry.

    Not only that, a scream. Someone was in pain.

    Without question, Simon kicked off the handle for the locked front door and barreled inside.

    The sight there was not what he'd been expected.

    Crouched of the floor, spine curled over, Baz knelt against a teetering dining table. Dark circles dug into the space below his eyes he lifted a snow white face. "Simon," he breathed. "Help.

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    Simon turns 18 over the summer, and gets told by the home social worker that he should think of getting a job while he's in school.

    Simon's friend at the home suggests he try out an app that he can sell nudes on. As well as do private video calls.

    Baz finds it and, honestly, how is he supposed to not look?

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    During a fight over Agatha, Simon accidentally curses Baz with a dangerous love disease.

    Baz now has three options: find a way to get the object of his affections to return his romantic feelings, undergo a surgery that will take his magic away, or die.

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    Baz has a lot of catchup work to do upon returning to Watford after his kidnapping. The day comes that he's so overworked he passes out- on Simon's bed.
    He's lucky they're on a truce.

    Set mid-Carry On. Mild spoilers for the beginning of Carry On.

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    Baz is in the infirmary with a Hanahaki Disease curse and Simon wants to help him.

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    "I don't really remember when this started.
    Baz and I have always been at each other's throats. Ever since the day we first met and shook hands. I always felt like I must have done something wrong. He'd constantly mock me, glare at me, and hit me.
    So that's how we did things. We'd take swings with our fists.
    We have somehow moved on to fighting with our tongues."

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    On a mage's 18th birthday, they can no longer lie to their soulmate.

    Simon thinks it's perfect—he can prove once and for all that Agatha is his destiny.

    Baz thinks it's dreadfully inconvenient—how are you supposed to honestly insult your nemesis when you really think he's the sun?

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    In all the reincarnation stories, you're reborn with your true love. Your one and only. Your soulmate. Your fates tied together, written in the stars because one lifetime will never be enough.

    Simon Snow thinks that's bullshit because he keeps being reincarnated with his arch-enemy.

    Baz Pitch thinks that's bullshit because his love is unrequited.

    Both of them are tired of constantly being pulled together life after life. But Fate, despite all evidence to the contrary, is on their side.

    Fate loves a good story, after all.

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