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    "It had been a month.
    A month since Quentin officially got rid of the monster. A month since Eliot finally was Eliot again. A month since Q had spoken a single word to Eliot."

    After the monster(s) are defeated and Eliot has had time to heal and think, Q goes through his own thinking process. He can't stop blaming himself for everything that happened to Eliot, and spirals back into a depressive state. So when he shows up at the physical kids cottage after a month of no contact, Q is left to either face his thoughts or keep running.
    But Eliot won't let him keep running.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,473
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    436
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    Q thinks he's gotten himself into a casual relationship with Bond which is sure he can handle it.
    Bond, on the other hand, has never been more serious about anything in his whole life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,245
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    642
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    Q is the only one who can make Bond come back. Everyone knows it but him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    786
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    255
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1745
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    Q loves Christmas and James is a Grinch.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,954
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    638
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    Пять раз, когда Бонд делает вид, что ни черта не понимает в современных технологиях и один — когда его таки раскрывают как врущего лжеца, который говорит неправду + эпилог.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    14,645
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    254
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    Five times Bond pretends to know nothing about technology to Q + the one time he is exposed as the lying liar who lies (+ an epilogue (because we’re nice like that ;) )

    “Ah, Q, good. You’re here. I need your help,” Bond replied, pointing at his desktop background with a solemn expression. Q idly noted that it was the default MI6 logo. Trust Bond not to have any personal touches, even on his work computer. Bond turned from the screen to fix his icy blue gaze on Q.

    Q hated himself a little for what that gaze did to his insides. This was not the time for butterflies. Then Bond opened his mouth to speak:

    “Where is the internet?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,655
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    170
    Kudos:
    439
    Bookmarks:
    75
    Hits:
    4495
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    Q manages to hack Silva’s security system and Moneypenny kills everyone else on her way. The problem is that Bond has been kept in a cell for weeks and he’s starving.

    Which means he doesn’t recognize any of them.

    “He’s going to kill us both if we open it,” Moneypenny mumbles, preparing her shotgun with a silver bullet. “I think I’ll have to shoot him.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    969
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1828
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    “The hunt has rules that could be interesting to you,” she mumbles. “Of course the purpose is that one of the alphas ends up catching you, but if the times is up and no one has bitten you, then you get to choose your alpha or you could… remain unmated.”

    For the first time in years, Q is hopeful. Although the problem is that the majority of the alphas that want to participate are double-ohs and even though Q’s smart the place where he’s going to be hunted is a forest. Outside, where Q has no experience at all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,798
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    331
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    3044
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    If you asked most of the people that knew James Bond what he was like, they would tell you that he was ruthless, cold, emotionless and he used people. Only a few people understood that the coldness belied a maelstrom of emotion. That those who James really cared for became a consuming passion to him. Those people who had won his devotion had won him completely.

    Bond could number all the people he had ever cared for on the fingers of one hand, and those who survived on a single finger. Maybe it was telling that the sole survivor of James’ consuming passion was unaware of his elevated position, happily oblivious to the deadly agent's obsession.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,695
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    974
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    ❝I love thee, but I love thee
    With a love that shall not die
    Till the sun grows cold
    And the stars grow old. ♡❞
    —William Shakespeare

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,631
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    710
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    Wherein Bond takes Q out for lunch on what may or may not be a date.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    217
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2137
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    Working with double-ohs is like herding cats. Q might be the first quartermaster who can actually do it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,127
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    392
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    3404
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    “胡扯,”Moneypenny不屑一顾地往他的方向挥手,“我已经安排好,星期五,一点。我把它列入你的日程表了,希望这会是一个不错的午餐约会,或许还可以一起吃顿晚饭。我会给你叫车,因为我不会让你迟到,或再次在地铁迷路。”

    Q想要抗议,但他记起了自己正在和谁交谈,然后马上折服。

    “好的,”他最终嘟囔道。 “但是当它以灾难收场时,我剩余的整个周末都要是空闲的。至少一周内你不能再插手。”

    “成交。”庆幸地Moneypenny答应了。

    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    7,741
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    302
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    “Nonsense,” Moneypenny waved a dismissive hand in his direction, “I’ve already got it arranged. Friday, one o’clock. I’ve put it into your schedule and, hopefully, it’ll be a nice, casual lunch date with the possibility of dinner later. I’ll send a car around because I won’t have you late or lost on the Tube. Again.”

    Q thought of protesting, reminded himself of just who he was talking to, and quickly deflated.

    “Fine,” he finally grumbled. “But when it ends in disaster I’m free for the rest of the weekend. No meddling allowed for at least a week.”

    “Deal.” Moneypenny thankfully agreed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    109
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1581
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    “Nonsense,” Moneypenny waved a dismissive hand in his direction, “I’ve already got it arranged. Friday, one o’clock. I’ve put it into your schedule and, hopefully, it’ll be a nice, casual lunch date with the possibility of dinner later. I’ll send a car around because I won’t have you late or lost on the Tube. Again.”

    Q thought of protesting, reminded himself of just who he was talking to, and quickly deflated.

    “Fine,” he finally grumbled. “But when it ends in disaster I’m free for the rest of the weekend. No meddling allowed for at least a week.”

    “Deal.” Moneypenny thankfully agreed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,272
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    1440
    Bookmarks:
    342
    Hits:
    10591
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    James Bond, ladies' man, master of seduction and expect on honeypots is actually terrible at flirting... Actually, he's just terrible at flirting with Q, for some reason.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    510
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    4680
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    James doesn't take rejection well. Q doesn't either. M has a plan, and puts it into action: assigning Bond to guard duty for Q's vacation. It should have been an easy mission - but events have a way of spiraling out of control when Bond is around.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,605
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2813
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    Q is delayed on his way home from a conference. He would like Bond to get out of his hotel room so that he can get some sleep.

    James just wants to keep his Quartermaster safe, and for his fellow Double O's to stop being so annoying.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,741
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    293
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    4478
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    James Bond is pining so hard after the young new Quartermaster.

    Q is oblivious.

    And Moneypenny is just having so much fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,310
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    479
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    5512
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    It's very difficult to let that one person you love them, specially if said person is a genius who's not very good with feelings.

    Or James Bond falls in love with his Quartermaster and tries to let him know, but even though the agent is anything but subtle, Q doesn't seem to get it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,727
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    369
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    4433

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