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    What does a helplessly pining but absolutely clueless Sherlock do in order to woo an oblivious John?
    He turns to the internet for advice on the art of seduction and notes the experiments in his secret laboratory journal.

    Thanks to peageetibbs for beta-ing again

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    2/2
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    To John it's an extraordinary day in that it's entirely ordinary. To Sherlock it's the day he realizes he may love John Watson.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    3
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    33
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    239
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    Sherlock really wants this giant doctor out of his life.

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    17,483
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    13/?
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    47
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    59
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    6
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    1046
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    Your name is John Egbert and you have a feeling that this isn't just a normal dream bubble.

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    9/9
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    19
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    5
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    427
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    If Sherlock were to stop to think about it, he might wonder if he’s simply lonely.

    He doesn’t stop to think about it.

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    1/1
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    73
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    240
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    24
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    1223
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    Джону нужно подумать о подарке на день рождения Шерлока.

    Во-первых, ему нужно выяснить, какие у них отношения, а это непросто, когда ты Джон Ватсон.
    Далее, ему нужно убийство. Предпочтительно серия убийств, кажущихся неразрешимыми.

    Шерлоку бы это понравилось.

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    After a case, Doctor Watson gets a lecture on the art of deduction by one Sherlock Holmes, that takes an unexpected turn...

    In case the tags and the summary were unclear: This is smut, so read at your own risk XD

    The characters belong(ed) to A.C.Doyle, though only I am resposible for the plotline.

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    8
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    136
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    16
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    1712
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    John, his girlfriend and Sherlock are having dinner.
    Sherlock loves John.
    Sherlock thinks John is proposing to his girlfriend.
    Our little sociopath needs a hug.

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    English
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    2,149
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    121
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    14
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    1441
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    “I have a question for you. A very important one.”

    John waited for Rodney to go on, but he was silent. Almost like he was waiting for John to say something, which was bizarrely polite behavior for him.

    When it became clear that Rodney was either asleep or waiting, John carefully said, “OK?”

    “What— “ He paused. “What is it like being gay?” he asked, all in a rush.

    *

    Rodney has questions, and maybe an ulterior motive. John has no idea what is happening or how to handle it. They figure it out in the end.

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    106
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    11
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    June and Dave meet in their senior year of high school and take the college journey together. After a year of having shitty roommates, June proposes to live together.

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    English
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    12,293
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    2
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    39
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    1
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    617
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    When I was six I learned what does dead means. How it crawls around and comes out at the most unexpected moment.

    When I was thirteen I saw a first dead body. It wasn’t as scary as I thought it would be. In the end the person looked kinda at peace. Maybe he was.

    When i was seventeen i understood what dead means properly. And i couldn’t fear it anymore not could i stop being afraid.

    When i was nineteen it followed us everywhere.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    14
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    After returning back to Hermitcraft, Bdubs struggles with what Grian had told him. That Etho didn't really care for him, and he starts to doubt what he'd been so sure of that night.

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    or, Bdubs is angsty for two weeks while he waits for Etho to get home, don't worry, they get cuddles.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    2
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    114
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    657
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    The look Sherlock shot him was brimming with disdain. “I am aware of Valentine’s Day, John.”
    So he wasn't completely hopeless, then.
    “It’s a prime holiday for interesting murders. Jilted lovers, jealous admirers.”
    “Of course. No other reason to celebrate.” John had no right feeling a crest of disappointment.

    Reluctant to spend Valentine’s Day alone, John joins a dating app only to realize he’s already living with the closest thing to a soulmate he’s ever going to get.
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    1/1
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    20
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    372
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2013
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    John furrowed his brows. "Are they going to follow you up here? Because I don’t know about you, but having a hoard of people in my space is something I didn’t sign up for. "

    Arlo laughed. "No, they won’t. I'm pretty sure I managed to lose them."

    His eyebrows raised once more. "Pretty sure?"

    Arlo’s lips twitched. "Like... 95% sure?"

     

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    or, the few times Arlo and John meet.

     

    Sera and Arlo never fought over Blykes position, and Arlo isn't as obsessed with the hierarchy as he's cut out to be. (Asslo basically isn't an ass)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
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    363
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    3367
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    It has been 4 years since Mary died and Eurus escaped John has moved back into 221B so that Sherlock and mrs Hudson can help raise Rosie and John can go back to helping Sherlock with cases. It has been great for Sherlock having the Watsons back at 221B but it has been harder and harder to hide his feeling for John so he seeks advice from some of his closest friends.

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    English
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    3,658
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    8
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    1
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    234
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    John Watson wears a new tie, gets hit on, and it confuses him.

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    442
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    354
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    The gang decides to move on from Horseshoe Overlook, heading east to escape their troubles. Arthur struggles with his feelings for Abigail and his anger at John. Things come to a head when Arthur, John, and Charles are sent to clear the next camp.

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    "John goddamn Marston. The golden boy who can do whatever he pleases."

    "You don't know what you're sayin' right now, Morgan."

    "Oh, I know exactly what I'm saying." Arthur pointed at John, bending down to shove his finger into the other man's chest. “You left us. You left me!”

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    1/1
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    When John decides to take residence at 221b Baker Street, he is happy. But after a couple of months, some of Sherlock's habits are starting to annoy him. He wants to confront his flatmate about it, but he isn't sure how well he is going to take it. Deciding that talking about their feelings is already hard enough as it is, John asks Sherlock to meet him down at Speedy's café so the discussion can't escalate. It turns out to work pretty well for both of them, and so a new tradition is born.

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    Five times where Sherlock and John needed the neutral ground of Speedy's Café to clear the air between them, and one time where they came to the place for other purposes.

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    English
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    13,507
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    49
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    140
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    2039
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    "It was eerily similar to the last time that he and Laszlo had been caught in a carriage crash.

    They had been investigating a lead in a town that was several hours away from New York, and they had gained much information, which they had been eager to share. Of course it would have to wait now, since they would need to focus on finding a place to sleep for the night."

    Stuck in a forest after a rather inconvient crash, Laszlo and John must endure a night together in a cabin. A cabin in which there was only one bed. Will they tear eachother's head's off from frustration? Or will they finally confess all the feelings that have been brewing since they had first met? Only time will tell.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,662
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1089
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    341
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    42

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