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    In which Jaskier is rightfully paranoid that someone is following them, until it’s far too late, and Geralt deals with the consequences while also grappling with emotions and an injured bard. In addition, Geralt is an emotional dipshit and can’t take a hint, and two stupid idiots can’t figure out that they both care about each other.

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    “The pair fell into silence once again. Geralt watched Jaskier’s eyes flicker to the darkness around the camp, looking for something. Someone. Geralt felt Jaskier’s pulse grow faster once again as the bard stifled a yawn.

    “What are you looking for?” Geralt asked apprehensively. His friend’s erratic behavior was beginning to unnerve him, and frankly, Geralt was worried about Jaskier. He felt like there was something the young bard wasn’t telling him, and he didn't like it.

    Jaskier yawned again, eyes dark. “Him.” He answered finally. “I can feel him watching us.”

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    Shortly after his graduation and not-so-willingly leaving the city-house inhabited by the Countess de Stael, Jaskier finds himself on the road with a bit of food in his pockets, a stolen bottle of wine, as well as 10 crowns and a few measly coppers to his name.

    As it turns out, he has a penchant not only for music but also encountering Witchers.
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    AKA: Over the years, Dragon!Jaskier hoards Witchers instead of gold, falls in love and stabs some people

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    “Fine!” Jaskier exclaimed, throwing his hands up in the air to show the grandness of his frustration. It said a lot about how often he did this that Roach didn’t even flinch. “Since you insist on clinging to your ridiculous delusions, I guess I’ll just have to prove you wrong.”

    Geralt lifted an eyebrow, both intrigued and slightly concerned. “And how do you plan on doing that?”

    “It’s pretty simple, actually,” Jaskier said, looking far too pleased with himself considering that his next words were, “I’ll just stop having sex!”

    Or, the one in which Jaskier challenges himself to a bet and finds out that he isn't as human as he was led to believe

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    “Just look at this!”

    Jaskier stretches an arm towards the low-hanging washing lines that weave between statues and trees. Except there’s no laundry here, only small pieces of papers clipped onto those lines with personal information written on them—names, age, occupation, hobbies, and most importantly, what this person looks for in a match.

    “Look at what?” Geralt crosses his arms, eyeing the hundreds of matchmaking notices flapping in the wind.

    “All these people are looking for someone,” Jaskier says, excitedly, his fingers brushing a particular sheet. “One of them has to be the right person for you if you would just stop brooding and look!”

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    Jaskier is determined to play the matchmaker. Geralt is not amused.

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    And then man came, climbing into the mountains with their iron weapons and their fire and snares. The wolves fought back and drove the men back to the valleys below. Fearful they would return, the pack leader, a wolf known as Vesemir went to the witch in the woods and struck a deal. If she would cast a spell over the wood, protecting it from the evil hearts of men, the wolves would do her hunting for her.
    The deal was struck but to Vesemir, she gave a warning. One day, yellow flowers would bloom under the Elder Tree and when it did, one of his sons would be lost to the snowdrift.
    He thought nothing of this since flowers couldn't bloom when it snowed, not this high in the mountains. His sons would be safe. Their home too.
    Or so the old wolf had thought.

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    It should’ve made things easier. But it didn’t.

    It was hard, still, not to look at him.

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    She had no idea what happened, but clearly Geralt fucked up.

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    Do you know what it takes to run with wolves?

    When word of war reached Jaskier, he packed his bags and left to find his Witcher.

    “You are the only thing in my damn life that is not destiny’s doing, Jas, you are the only one who could escape without her giving a fuck and for some unfathomable reason you won’t leave.”

    Reworked

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    Jaskier spied the faint outline of a ring on the alderman’s tanned finger, probably recently widowed if he had to guess considering they were in town for a contract and ran with the idea that instantly sprung in his mind.

    "As a married man myself, I can understand your struggle. A widowed father doing his best to provide for his only child. How very tragic." He shook his head somberly. "Of course, I don't have any children myself, but I don't know what I would do without my darling…” he trailed off, thinking quickly about a name for his fictional spouse and in his rush, he blurted out the first one he could think of, “Geralt."

    The man's eyes widened and he took a step back. "You mean the Witcher?"

    Or, the one in which Jaskier uses his fictional marriage to Geralt as a get out of jail free card when cornered by cuckolded husbands. To absolutely no one’s surprise, it backfires.

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    Geralt, Yennefer, Jaskier, and Ciri are settling into their version of life after the attack on Kaer Morhen. Their little family may be odd, but they're making it work.

    But when Yennefer comes back from a few weeks away with gifts for each of them, Geralt begins acting strangely. He gets grumpier by the hour. It's a good thing Yennefer is more clear-eyed than the Witcher, who even with his enhanced vision can't seem to see very clearly.

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    Jaskier woke up in the middle of fucking nowhere, gods know how many miles away from the cottage they went to check for Geralt’s contract, and by the warm weather they were experiencing as well as the way the sun positioned itself in the sky, a considerable amount of time had passed.

    But none of his travel companions seemed inclined to say a word about it.

     

    Things were… strange.

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    Or Five Times it was Geralt (metaphorically), One Time it was Geralt (literally) and One Time it was Ciri (unfortunately).

    (Because we all noticed our favourite bard saying Geralt instead of ass. Twice.)

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    After the mountain Jaskier was so done with Geralt that he sings his ass of to the coast and ends the life od the Bard, and lives as Professor Julian until Geralt is done with Jaskier absence and decides to go find his Bard.

    The thing is Jaskieris kind of oblivious to the Witcher's advances.

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    Geralt is deliriously happy after making his move with Jaskier and spending the night together, but Jaskier is very oblivious and thinks that Geralt was only using him because he was convenient...he's very wrong.

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    Five times Geralt tries to kiss Jaskier and fails.

    Plus the one time he eventually succeeds...

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    Jaskier is more than a little ashamed to admit that he doesn’t actually know his own last name.

    It sounds… more than a little odd when taken out of context, to be sure. Especially considering that he continues to introduce himself as Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove, in most formal situations. But that’s not actually his name—or, at least, he doesn’t think that it is. Like he said, he doesn’t actually know for sure—and after a dozen or so years, he’s fairly certain that the window for just coming out and asking Geralt about it (without making himself look like a complete and utter buffoon) has long closed. The one upside to all of this is that Geralt doesn’t seem to mind that he continues to refer to himself as Pankratz, and he’s traveled with the Witcher long enough to be able to tell when something truly bothers him… he thinks.

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    ludus
    playful, flirtatious

     

    Since the moment they woke up, Geralt has been acting strange. Jaskier is determined to get to the bottom of it.

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    “I’m merely pointing out a fact, Jaskier, that you may not understand the matter of the heart as well as you believe.”

    “Wow.” Jaskier licks the honey off his thumb. “I won’t take offense because you’re you, but let it be noted that I always know. Always! If someone is pursuing me, it will be so obvious the words might as well be written across their forehead.”

    “Is it though? I reckon someone could be doing it right in your face and you wouldn’t recognize it.”

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    Jaskier teaches Geralt the art of courting. It’s all about paying attention to details, really, except he may be missing a few details himself.

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    Things have been… weird, to say the least.

    (or the one where Yennefer and Geralt won’t stop fighting over Jaskier, and Jaskier has never been so confused in his life.)

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    Jaskier thinks he's made a new friend. He has, but, well. Sam wants something more. Jaskier has Absolutely No Idea.

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    4
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