19 Works in Oblivious Jake English

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    Jake English cannot fucking die.

    He has tried, dammit, but even after three shots to the chest he is still alive and kicking.

    Dirk Strider is doing his fucking best, okay. But being a guardian angel is hard enough already- and now his seraph is threatening to abandon them, his little brother is mixing with demons, and he is madly in love with his human charge in ways he absolutely should not be.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    415
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    The first time Cougar went down on Jake it was just to get his over active imagination to shut up. But there's only so many times Jake can use that excuse before hes really going to have to stop and think about what hes doing with his best friend.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    569
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    Dave Strider and Jake English are two of the most infamous bandits in the golden days of America outlaws. However, emotions can sometimes get in the way of dirty business.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things

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    English
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    12,245
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1161
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    Jake wasn't homophobic. At least, he thought he wasn't. He was ecstatic when Michael and Jeremy finally started dating senior year of high school. He was one of the driving factors that got Chloe and Brooke together. Hell, he was Rich's number one supporter when he came out as bisexual their junior year of high school! So why now, sophomore year of college, did it bother the fuck out of him when his best friend and roommate started bringing home guys?

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1314
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    "Look, the thing is, Nate’s been a real pain in the ass lately. More so than usual, and we’ve decided that what he could really use is a good roll in the hay, so to speak, so I’m just going to ask you straight up, will you sleep with Nate Lambert for the sake of the well being of the PPDC?"

    Or the one where Nate is in a perpetual bad mood, and Jake thinks the best way to fix that is by getting him laid. This, of course, is a stupid plan.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    333
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    3072
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    -Story Also On Wattpad (Updates Faster)-

    Plane Crash/Survival AU: DikJake '

    After boarding a plane for a family event, Dirk and Jake reunite awkwardly after a rocky past when they realize they have to sit beside each other on a plane. However, the two must put aside their problems in order to survive together after the plane debris leads them to an island. The real question that remains in their minds, is if they'll ever be rescued.

    Homestuck and its characters belong to Andrew Hussie.
    Homestuck©Andrew Hussie

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    241
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    Apparently after several years of dating, Jeremy comes up with a decent anniversary present. Even if it sends Jake all over town.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    626
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    "The first thing he noticed was the pounding headache slashing at the inside of head. Jake groaned, raising a hand to rub at his temples. What happened? He could taste sweet flavored alcohol coating the inside of the mouth. That was a bit weird. Jake didn’t normally go for the sweeter flavors."

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    English
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    2,333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1068
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    Dirk didnt even know roses could be green until they started constricting his lungs and flowering in his throat.

    Until they had been the favourite flower of a person who couldn't love him back.

    Until they had started killing him.

    Language:
    English
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    10,098
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    856
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    Jake's archaeological dig in Egypt was extended by two weeks. Unfortunately, he promised to take Dave with him on a dig in their area, so he has to cancel. But he did say he would do *anything* to make up for it, right? and Dave is nothing if not opportunistic.

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    English
    Words:
    2,444
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2450
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    Jake English is a 17-year-old boy who works part-time at a café and as a Super Villain. Dirk Strider is a 17-year-old who works full time as a Super Hero.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,753
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2256
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    A sad-ish little Dirk/Jake fic from Dirk's perspective, depicting his anxiety issues about being with Jake.

    Language:
    English
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    1,919
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    935
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    When your offered to leave behind something doomed to die...do you take the offer? Or stay where you are for fear of there being something worse on the offered side. Simple. You take that chance, you live it. Even if it may lead to another disaster.

    The Surviving group from the ongoing battle with Lord English is battered and almost broken. When the appearance of a maternal female offers escape they grab it because they cant take it anymore; they want out because there's no way they're winning this battle at present time. They just didnt expect being led to a world where magic was real...literally real.

    Is it okay to assume they are safe under this strange offered protection?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,597
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    762
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    Being the prince is difficult enough without having a crush on some loser island-boy. After all, what would people think if you were to be with him? Every prince needs a princess, not another goddamn prince, right? That's what everyone thinks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,044
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1364
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    “Fuck..” You whisper, gripping the blankets closer to your body as you make your way around the apartment, looking for any sign of him to still be there, any clothes or shoes left....

    .....He gives you a sad smile and a salute and continues on his way and you don't even watch him leave as you collapse in front of the window, breath hitching as you cry, though not making a sound.

    That was the first sleepless night of many that you have had since he left.

    Language:
    English
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    1,462
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    319
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    A limited diet on hell murder island has resulted in Jake English developing quite the sweet tooth that Jane’s constant baking seems to satisfy quite effectively. Jane notices the effects on his waistline, but Jake’s none the wiser. A half-hearted suggestion sparks a plan in Jane’s ol’ noggin and she decides to let her guy indulge in her confections to see just when (and if) he’ll notice the gain himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,845
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    4430
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    The cliche setting of a sleepover, normal teenage hormones, and a nice dream to kick up the angsty emotions. What will Jake do when he wakes up in the night to find himself snuggled up to by his best bro with a not so little problem pressing into his backside?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,173
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    313
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    6081
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    You hate the way he makes you come undone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,315
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    3586

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