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    Jaskier realizes two things at once. One: Geralt is going to be livid if he finds out that Jaskier was hurt during a fight, and there’s a very great chance that it will make him not want to take Jaskier on hunts in the future. He’ll say that Jaskier is at risk and is a risk himself, likely to cause Geralt to get distracted and wind up with one of them dead.

    And two: Geralt will blame himself.

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    Six months have passed since Geralt and Ciri found each other. Since then, they have been on the run from... well, everyone, basically. Geralt is tired, Ciri is hungry, Roach is dead. And then they stumble across a very particular viscounty named Lettenhove. The problem? Geralt broke the Viscount’s heart on a mountain and Julian ‘Jaskier’ Alfred Pankratz, a bard, a friend, a lover, is slow to forgive.

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    “I told you to stay with-” he begins. The rest of the words dry up in his throat when he finds that the curse hadn’t entirely missed, after all. Jaskier is leaning heavily against a tree, clutching his chest with the arm he’s not using to support himself.

    “Geralt?” Jaskier says. There’s a tremor to his voice that sets Geralt’s teeth on edge. Everything in him screams that it’s fundamentally wrong for Jaskier to sound like this. Jaskier shouldn’t be afraid. He shouldn’t be hurting.

    “He cursed you,” Geralt says, even as a part of him hopes that he’s wrong.

    “No, really,” Jaskier says. He slides down the tree a little as he speaks. “Here I thought this was normal.”

    ***
    Jaskier gets cursed: either "the one he loves" returns his feelings, and kisses him, or he dies painfully.
    Geralt just wants to know why Jaskier won't tell him who he's in love with.

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    Tired of life as a witcher, and feeling unable to decide his own fate, Geralt moves to Novigrad. All he wants is to avoid everyone from his old life, and find a new, quiet way to live. What he doesn’t expect is to find love, purpose, and a home. Oh, and to accidentally become a mob boss.

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    It's been a long frustrating day and Jaskier has managed to 'acquire' some good wine. Drinking games ensue, confessions are made and they end up in bed together. The following morning Geralt gets up early after hearing a strange noise. When he gets back to camp, Jaskier is gone and Roach is freaking out. Was Jaskier leading him on? Does he regret it?

    Little does he know that they have disturbed a fairy ring, and now...Jaskier and Roach have been body swapped.

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    Jaskier likes to think of his life beginning at Oxenfurt. It’s easier that way--easier to think he is simply a human bard. He can let the memories of his parents and court and draconic life fade into the past where it belongs. And honestly, was his life really him living before studying music? What’s a bard without a song or a poet without words?
    Yes, things are simpler this way...most of the time.

    aka

    5 myths about dragons and 1 truth about witchers

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    Twinkstober 2020
    Prompt: lift

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    "Geralt, somehow, just over ten years into their friendship, does not know Jaskier is a witcher. It takes effort to keep himself from crowing with laughter. This is just- Jaskier would be hurt if he didn’t find it so funny."

    Or, five times Geralt didn't realize Jaskier was a witcher and one time he did.

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    “What is it they’re doing again?” Eskel asked, turning his warm, honey eyes on Geralt, a soft smile pulling at his lips.

    Geralt shrugged, he hadn’t paid much attention when the two, loud third years had come crashing through the front door, only looking up from his textbook when he’d felt Jaskier standing in front of him and sworn to the other that he would not, under any circumstances, come into the kitchen.

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    Smell must trigger memories, he thought, because the moment he embraced Geralt, inhaled his scent, his mind spilled forth with memories. Smiles, touches, moments too short to be replayed as often as he did--a million tiny fragments rushing in like an ocean surge.

    The sharpness of silver and steel. The bite of first frost. The warmth and alluring musk of a man worked hard. Geralt. Geralt.

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    What was Jaskier thinking, asking Geralt to train him to fight? This wasn't going to make the bard feel any better.

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    Jaskier can't help but challenge Geralt in a lust fueled haze but Geralt is just confused.

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    “What are you doing here?” Geralt flicks his gaze over Jaskier, who’s suddenly acutely aware of the hidden blades under his clothes. “Where’s your lute?”

    “My - what are you doing here?” Jaskier deflects, trying valiantly to hide his panic. With Geralt here, how is he supposed to kill the lord now?

    “The lord hired me as a bodyguard.” Geralt looks around uncomfortably, clearing his throat. “Apparently someone’s trying to kill him.”

    Jaskier’s stomach drops. Well, shit. If the lord knows that someone is after him, Jaskier will have a harder time getting close enough to kill him, and with Geralt acting as a bodyguard… that complicates things. A lot.

    *

    Jaskier is an assassin, but Geralt doesn’t know that. When Jaskier is sent after a cruel, corrupt lord who has hired Geralt as his bodyguard, Jaskier tries to figure out how to assassinate the lord without Geralt finding out his secret.

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    Geralt finds Jaskier after six months. The Witcher needs his help. The bard isn't having it. Roach is stubborn and makes Jaskier come with them. Geralt is curious about what happened to his bard over the last six months. Jaskier's draconic pride won't let him do what he desperately wants.

    I have shite grammar and punctuation so I am so sorry.

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    Geralt isn't exactly different.

    Not really.

    Eskel finally witnesses the company his brother keeps on the Path, and he isn't exactly jealous, either.

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    Logically, Geralt knew he was a dragon. Jaskier was sure of it. Right?

    Jaskier was reasonably certain Geralt knew what he was. He’d simply not said anything because it was easier—because Geralt disliked honest and open conversations like that. So Jaskier didn’t bother to bring it up either, content in his companion’s silent acceptance.

    But truth be told, Jaskier wanted more.

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    Jaskier and Geralt have to pretend to be engaged.

    Surprisingly, it's Geralt's idea.

    Everything is simultaneously the most hare-brained scheme and the most thorough production in the world.

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    Five Times Jaskier Took Care of Geralt and One Time Geralt Asked.

    Or, the second of my Mandatory Witcher Fics:

    2) The Sick Fic:

    Self explanatory. Someone gets sick (or, alternatively, injured). The other helps them. Usually it’s Geralt and the ‘sick’ is because of a potion. Or too many potions. Sometimes it’s Jaskier, and then the ‘sick’ is because of a sex drug or sex plant spores or a sex potion or a sex curse, etc. Then it’s just smut and awkward mornings. Always fun.

    I may change the tags as I write more - not sure which way I want to take this one quite yet.

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    Jaskier is curious about Geralt's wolf-like traits and Geralt is happy to indulge him. It leads them down a path neither expected.

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    Geralt really, really needs to make his bard understand that he isn't some legendary heroic figure. He's just a witcher. Maybe he can put it in a way that Jaskier understands.

    [Inspired by Shrek]

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