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    Really, this was just marvellous! He hadn't even been looking for trouble! Barely two weeks without Geralt, and already he was in mortal peril!

     

    Jaskier leaves Geralt on the mountain, and almost instantly gets sucked into trouble, (through no fault of his own, he might add!) An encounter with a sorcerer leaves him temporarily stuck in a form he'd never really liked, and the whole godsdamned affair leaves him careering back into Geralt's life again.

    Which is ideal, really.

     

    Or, Geralt finds a wolf, and then he finds his bard again. It takes him a long time to work out the connection.

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    It is no secret to the men and women of the continent that Geralt of Rivia is one fine piece of ass.

    Most days Jaskier has to fight to keep from swooning at the very sight of his friend-- and he’s not alone in this predicament. He catches men and women in every town that they come across ogling Geralt in one way or another. Yes, Geralt’s attractiveness is blatantly, painfully, beautifully obvious to everyone with eyes.

    Everyone that is, but Geralt himself.

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    Valdo Marx is cursed to turn into a creature every night. To break this curse, he needs to get laid in monster form. Jaskier can help with that.

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    Of course this would happen. Destiny just couldn’t let him die in peace. Because why would it!?

    Jaskier had felt a pit form in his stomach as soon as he’d seen that messy white hair and those blasted golden eyes. He’d had a bad enough day already and it was about to get way worse.

    [so this will be my first fic posted on ao3 - hope it’s alright considering I haven’t edited much at all]

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    Moving into a new flat was always a risk. But Jaskier couldn't bring himself to find anything to regret of worry about with his new place. Especially not when the maintenance team were such eye candy.

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    Even after Jaskier took him as his date to an event, Geralt didn't pick up that the musician wanted to be more than friends. Jaskier decides this shall not stand.

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    It's been a long frustrating day and Jaskier has managed to 'acquire' some good wine. Drinking games ensue, confessions are made and they end up in bed together. The following morning Geralt gets up early after hearing a strange noise. When he gets back to camp, Jaskier is gone and Roach is freaking out. Was Jaskier leading him on? Does he regret it?

    Little does he know that they have disturbed a fairy ring, and now...Jaskier and Roach have been body swapped.

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    When Geralt, god of the wild, first meets Jaskier, the god of love, he doesn’t expect that anything beyond a fleeting friendship will happen.

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    Six months have passed since Geralt and Ciri found each other. Since then, they have been on the run from... well, everyone, basically. Geralt is tired, Ciri is hungry, Roach is dead. And then they stumble across a very particular viscounty named Lettenhove. The problem? Geralt broke the Viscount’s heart on a mountain and Julian ‘Jaskier’ Alfred Pankratz, a bard, a friend, a lover, is slow to forgive.

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    "I adore you, my dear," Regis said, kissing Geralt again.

    "The feeling is mutual," Geralt said. Pulling away he smiled looking at the human looking nails in a gold color. "Hm, it looks good." Regis followed his eyes to his nails before letting out a teary laugh before kissing him again.

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    The mist running over the camp that morning should have been the first clue that something was up. But then, mist wasn’t all that unusual when you were so close to water, so Geralt hadn’t given it much thought.

    They broke camp, and Jaskier was quiet throughout. That should have been the second clue.

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    Geralt figures something out that he really should have known already, with a little outside help. In fact, more than one.

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    Written by FoMT. OP Summary: Tired of life as a witcher, and feeling unable to decide his own fate, Geralt moves to Novigrad. All he wants is to avoid everyone from his old life, and find a new, quiet way to live. What he doesn’t expect is to find love, purpose, and a home. Oh, and to accidentally become a mob boss.

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    After a dream that couldn't possibly be just a dream, Ciri finally has to face facts: it's time to find Geralt again. She's put it off for long enough. Her brothers are more than willing to help, and she probably shouldn't be as surprised as she is. Sure, the Continent is large, and finding one witcher seems almost impossible, but honestly, Geralt is famous. How hard can it be to find the White Wolf?

    Meanwhile, Geralt hears some disturbing rumours. Apparently, someone is looking for him, and by all accounts she claims to be a woman from his past. He traces the rumours' origins back to the School of the Cat, and it only makes things that much more confusing. He's sure he doesn't know any Cats. Who is trying to kill him this time, and what has he done to provoke her?

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    Geralt and Jaskier encounter an unfamiliar creature who decides to help Geralt learn an important lesson. Why this results in Jaskier getting shrunk until he is only six inches tall, no one seems to have any idea. Can Geralt, along with his brothers-in-arms, Child Surprise, and two powerful sorceress friends fix it? Gods only know, but it'll be funny and tragic along the way to finding out.

    Note: Title is a reference to the quote: "Come live in my heart, and pay no rent." - Samuel Lover

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    Higher Vampires, when seeking to court a mate, prove their worth by demonstrating their skill, their strength, their ability to provide.

    Dettlaff thinks it’s rather smart of him to provide Geralt with proof of his strength via the dead body of a forktail, lovingly placed on his doorstep. Come on, what an opening message, both evidence of strength and a nod towards Geralt’s profession? Perfect.

    Geralt thinks Dettlaff is sending a message alright. Just not a romantic one.

    Regis just wants his friends to be happy. If only their love didn’t come at the cost of his...

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    Geralt nearly chokes on his own breath when Jaskier steps out onto the balcony, because he's wearing the tiniest pair of shorts Geralt has ever seen.

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    OP Summary: Jaskier realizes two things at once. One: Geralt is going to be livid if he finds out that Jaskier was hurt during a fight, and there’s a very great chance that it will make him not want to take Jaskier on hunts in the future. He’ll say that Jaskier is at risk and is a risk himself, likely to cause Geralt to get distracted and wind up with one of them dead.

    And two: Geralt will blame himself.

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    Most of the time, it's easiest for Geralt to ignore Jaskier's weird antics. He assumes it all just human stuff he doesn't need to understand. So, when Jaskier wonders if it's going to rain during the dragon hunt, Geralt doesn't think too much of the question. It takes a thunderstorm for him to realize something he should have seen a while ago.

    AKA: Jaskier's afraid of thunderstorms but doesn't want to tell Geralt. Geralt finds out anyway.

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    Oh but to be a part of the grandest legend of star-crossed lovers. Destiny’s promised perfection in the form of the soul you can love most perfectly- the imperfectly perfect two sides of the same coin.

    Jaskier thinks Destiny can have a cruel sense of humor.

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