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    In Eorzea, some say that the Warriors of Light were born with the Mothercrystal’s blessing; chosen from the many preconceived souls of the aether. Others believe that while greatness is something that a privileged few are born into, true heroism is something that all should aspire, a pillar of humanity that anyone can live up to. But verily, Hydaelyn chooses Her champions by machinations of her own, while surrendering Her gifts to the capricious nature of mankind’s free will.

    And in this world wherein heroes and adventurers are part of the humdrum of every corner, one bard’s journey will change the fate of the realm.

    A character expository-centric adaptation of Final Fantasy XIV.

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    She turned towards him and glared, still he looked at her like she was a jar of water in the middle of a desert.
    Oh for fuck's sake.
    She marched towards him and pulled out her dagger again, pressing it against his throat.
    "Listen to me, you pathetic little maggot. You will never speak of this, with anyone, or I will rip your cock off and shove it so far up your ass you will cough it up! Do you understand?!".
    The human's eyes lit up.
    "You had me at 'pathetic little maggot' ".

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    An orc has to keep guard to make sure their human prisoner does not escape.

    Too bad for her that this prisoner is a bard with a passion for orc ladies, horrible seduction skills and a remarkable tenacity.

    Then again, it's been so long since she's gotten laid she's not even sure she has standards... what could possibly go wrong?

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    Short Basic Summary: A BNHA Fantasy AU that focuses on Class 1-A or most of them. Mineta doesnt exist. Kirishima is a dragon. Bakugou is a warrior. Todoroki is salty. Midoriya is stressed. All the characters are going to have an adventure!

    Long actual summary: Every person has their own story, every person has their own goals, what happens when people destined for greatness come together to adventure and fight evils of a once beautiful land now turning hostile and twisted with each passing day? Will they come together to work towards a brighter future for themselves and their ancestors or will they die trying? Will they form a bond that is most special? Keep reading and find out!

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    Political marriages shape tribal alliances, spies secure alibis and perform dastardly deeds, and one wandering harper just wants to make some money for mead and gambling.

    It can hardly end well, can it?

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    For Thorin, prince of Erebor, it's riches to rags when he is cut off from the family treasure for developing Gold Sickness. He is then sent out to get a proper job... he travels to Bree, where he plans to find a worthy partner to marry and bring back to show his father he cares about more than gold- but the scorned Elven King Thranduil is on his trail, and realizes this entire situation could work to his advantage.

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    Bard tries hard to grant his three children the best possible life - but as a single parent (who works as a moderately paid mechanic) there is only so much you can do until chaos breaks loose. He thinks that he has done pretty well though. Until one day, a baking incident leads to the meeting of Tauriel and Legolas at a high school bakesale. A meeting, which leads to changes in the Bowman household that Bard would never have anticipated ...

    (Please give this story a chance, I suck at summaries ^^)

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    We follow the antics of Paxion Jarvey, a smart mouthed and flirtatious bard who takes everything with a grain of salt. Along with a few unlikely companions, Paxion takes a journey that leads across the land of Chimrah. He finds himself in the middle of a dark warlock's plot to plunge the peaceful nations into all out war. Along with a knight, a prince, a demon, an elf and a dragon, they all have to put their differences aside to help stop the warlock's evil plan.

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    “I told you dragons were real,” Avi whispered with a frown.

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    Faced with deportation to his native country of Mirkwood, high-powered book editor Thranduil Oropherion says he's engaged to marry Bard Bowman, his hapless assistant. Bard agrees to the charade, but imposes a few conditions of his own, including flying to Dale to meet his family for Tilda's 5th birthday. With some plotting to expose and other's estactic about their engagement, the pair must keep up their lie. Will the pair get caught? Fall in love? Anything can happen for these two as a most hated boss and dedicated employee start to see eye to eye.

    Inspired by the movie: "The Proposal"

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    When Bard finds a man and his young son stranded with a broken down car at a motorway service station without so much as a penny or a phone to their name, he doesn't exactly assume that it's the crown prince of the country having done a runner.

    He pays for that assumption.

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    Each year since their victorious alliance, the respective Kings and Councilmen of Erebor, Dale, and The Woodland Realm gathered together in one of their great cities for the duration of five days. During this time they would spend the daylight hours debating and discussing the maintenance of their alliance, and then by night the people gathered together to celebrate.
    In the midst of the complex political negotiations, Prince Fili learns what it means to be a great King from the one person who just might be his Queen, while Kíli and Tauriel struggle to keep their illicit relationship hidden from those who would keep them apart.

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    As a poor Bargeman Bard heard fairytales throughout Laketown of Elve's being humanities common enemy about their shiverly lust of flesh and their disastrous looks and merciful ways .

    One day again being dangerously close to the undying lands of the said enemies ,working he see's the first flying arrows from the forest attacking Laketown,

    out of remorse he is thorn between saving his life or the ones he loves the most .

    daring out of a pure heart to lay down his responsibilities as a father and humble worker to save the upcoming forces of the Elve's he leaves behind three scared children ,an childhood lover and the destructive state Laketown is in so to stop the sudden war .

    however he did not know one thing the Forest is enchanted.

    The opening of the long forgotten Forest closed after his quick entrance letting no one in or out while he is searching deep down the darkening ,gigant threebranching illusionary forest of the source of said attack .

    He is looping into a adventure of confusion and self-acceptance and his heart reasoning who he loves more ,his childhood lover or the mysterious dark minded crazy King.

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    The man tastes of copper and sweat, a salt-sting of bittersweet mortality that stings the palate. The warm clutch of Bard's body is a welcome reprieve from the endless banality of eternity, and Thranduil drinks of him with a fervour that surprises even himself.

    This coupling, this seduction, was never meant to be so sweet.

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