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If anyone had ever been in any doubt about where the relationship between Captains Angel and Bentley was going, Newt's stage direction ended them.
'If these two weren’t on opposite sides', he'd written, 'and seperated by a sword they’d be fucking each other into the deck right now.'
No one was going to argue with that. Least of all the actors playing them.
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[Podfic] Angelic Whispers by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Jun 2022
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Crowley runs a very popular ASMR YouTube channel, but is considering applying for a job at a real life ASMR spa. He books an appointment as a client to try out the experience for himself, but becomes completely flustered when he meets the ridiculously gorgeous ASMR therapist, Aziraphale, who will be spending the next hour giving him unrelenting personal attention.
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- Part 1 of [Podfic] ASMR
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In The Shadows Of Our Past, A Flicker by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Jun 2022
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One went to Aziraphale's bookshop to exchange secrets, buy information or simply to use as a safe haven from the powers that be.
One did not go there looking for a partner for a seemingly-innocent mission to a tropical island, stalking a perfectly normal couple. Where
unfortunatelythey would have to pretend they were married. As if that would have stopped Crowley, anyway.Throw in their mysterious and complicated past, danger lurking from where they are least expecting and Crowley's very naked, very tattooed body that suddenly seems to be everywhere, and you might find them in a situation they are too ineffable to escape.
Or, my entry for the Good AUmens fest for the Fake Marriage prompt, with a hearty dash of Spies subplot.
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In The Corner, Ten Seconds by JonsiGray
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jun 2022
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Crowley and Lucy are home alone as Aziraphale went out to the shops and to check up on the wedding cake topper. Crowley was pouring over books and magazines in his studio and was too busy to realize Lucy was not at his side. He goes to make himself some coffee and sees torn lace scattered all over the sitting room.
“Loos,” called Crowley. Lucy floated with her eyes closed in repose. “Loos, I know you can hear me,” he said. Still the goose went on floating serenely. Crowley walked outside over the lush carpet of immaculate grass and to the pond.
“Lucy,” said Crowley in a laughably stern voice, or what he thought was stern being an indulgent parent.
The goose opened her eyes and looked at him as though she only now realized he was there and hadn’t been pretending to be asleep all along.
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- Part 64 of Good Omens: And So The Plot Thickens
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When I Say 'Pond Scum' You Run Out The Front Door by JonsiGray
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jun 2022
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Poor John! It seems he'll never escape Aziraphale's sexually explicit innuendos. He should be on his way to Saskatchewan, but somehow the day after his dildo delivery and the mistaken threesome he shows up at the front door of The Nest.
Aziraphale slams the door shut, spills his tea and pants with his back against the front door.
Knock knock.
“Aziraphale?”
Aziraphale thinks quickly. He opens the door and pulls John by the shirt into the cottage.
“Now let me think,” said Aziraphale pacing, “where to hide you? Where to hide you?”
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- Part 63 of Good Omens: And So The Plot Thickens
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One-Way Ticket To Saskatchewan by JonsiGray
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jun 2022
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Oh dear! Aziraphale’s engagement to Crowley is not going smoothly, in fact it's one disaster after another. First he accidentally commissions John to sculpt he and Crowley as dildos for the wedding cake topper, now John is making a special delivery and Aziraphale is being ‘friendlier’ than he realizes. Is it any wonder then that John is a little confused as to where he stands with Aziraphale?
“Now, now Crowley, John is a guest. I invited him.”
“You—you wot?” asked Crowley staggered.
“Why don’t I pour us a drink and we can lubricated the situation,” said Aziraphale.
“Love to,” said John following Aziraphale in and taking a seat on Crowley’s sofa.
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- Part 62 of Good Omens: And So The Plot Thickens
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Sculpt Us Dear John by JonsiGray
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jun 2022
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Aziraphale is most insistent that every element of the wedding be custom made, mostly by himself. This time however, his sculpture for the cake topper came out looking more like two dildos than he and Crowley so he agrees to commission them out to the local sculptor. Also, Aziraphale has an unfortunate accident along the way.
“This isn’t what it looks like Crowley. Not that I mean it looks like anything in particular. You see John fell and I fell on top of him and it’s all just a misunderstanding that I called him dear John. It’s preposterous because that’s what I call you. Well, not that I call you John, that would just be silly—”
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- Part 61 of Good Omens: And So The Plot Thickens
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When sixteen year old Ezra Fell has to spend his summer at a camp he used to go to as a child, his best friend Anthony Crowley begrudgingly agrees to go with him.
Stumbling between wanting to maintain their friendship and his growing crush, Crowley finds himself thrown into a messier situation than he has been expecting.
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I Wanted To Get Your Opinion On These--Dildos? by JonsiGray
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jun 2022
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Aziraphale has his heart set on personalizing everything for the wedding that he can. Handmade is made with love. Still, somethings are better commissioned out.
“Why are you sculpting two dildos?” asked Crowley lifting one of the pieces in his hand and inspecting it.
“Crowley! They are not—they’re us,” said Aziraphale offended.
“Us? I guess it kind of looks like us, bit small though. What are they for?”
“They’re cake toppers!” said Aziraphale snatching the one Crowley held from his hand.
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- Part 60 of Good Omens: And So The Plot Thickens
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Crepes and Confidentiality by IneffableMarten for NYC_Utopia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2022
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Crowley and Aziraphale take a trip to Poland. They eat out at a Warsaw crepes restaurant… while secretly pining for each other, but unable to express it. Can the odds turn in their favour?
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Clouds And The ‘In-The-Web’ by JonsiGray
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Jun 2022
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Crowley is trying to introduce Aziraphale to the twenty-first century with a small device you can write letters on. Crowley uses all his wiles to try and convince him of the expediency of owning a mobile but to no avail. On second thought, maybe it's better Aziraphale doesn't own one.
“Well back in my day—”
“Back in your day,” laughed Crowley, “back in your day? When exactly was that Angel? Which of the last 6000 years are you referring to?”
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- Part 52 of Good Omens: And So The Plot Thickens
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In good weather, one can see the lighthouse at the Rock from the shore: a dot on the horizon, a distant star flashing red and white and red again.
It’s been dark for a fortnight, of course—ever since the incident that every newspaper had breathlessly written about, that the paper-boys on the corners had shouted themselves hoarse over.
This is where Aziraphale is headed: it is his duty, after all, to find out what happened, to make sure that the beacon can be safely lit once again.
He does not expect Crowley to follow him to the windswept isle, to the lonely lighthouse at what could just as well be the edge of the world.
Crowley follows him anyway.
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The Baker and the Blacksmith by wife27
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Jun 2022
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Aziraphale the baker can’t figure out why Crowley, the town blacksmith, hates him so much.
Based on a tumblr post I saw a long, long time ago.
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Scratches, Strokes, And A Little Brushing by JonsiGray
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Jun 2022
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It was just a few days ago that Aziraphale was listening in on Crowley's suggestive conversation with Mark. Now it's Crowley who's listening and he is shocked at what he's hearing. Aziraphale wouldn't betray him this way would he? And what kind of strange fantasy was he living out?
“OH! Oh dear, I do so enjoy when you brush my hair.” Crowley could hear Aziraphale’s voice from the sitting room.
“Stroke me a little more gently,” said Aziraphale, “ah, that’s it. A little scratch perhaps?”
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- Part 50 of Good Omens: And So The Plot Thickens
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Catastrophic Cakery by JonsiGray
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jun 2022
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Crowley walks down the stairs of the Nest sleep drunk. He's dreaming about a quad espresso and a seat out by the pond to hear the morning doves. Instead he walks into what looks like a bakery with cakes of every shape and color on every available surface. Aziraphale wants to enter a cake into the competition at the village fete next week.
Aziraphale hummed as he stuck a toothpick in the center of the cake to test it’s doneness.
“Angel, what the hell are you doing?”
“Oh, didn’t I mention?” asked Aziraphale, deciding the cake was quite finished though the center had collapsed and it dipped down in the center like a crater.
“No you didn’t mention!” said Crowley, now wide awake.
“The village fete is next weekend and I’m trying out for the cake competition. I couldn’t decide which cake would be best so I just made all of them,” he smiled.
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- Part 49 of Good Omens: And So The Plot Thickens
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Up The Lane Behind The Old Oak by JonsiGray
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jun 2022
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Aziraphale is preparing for his midnight cleansing ritual with the coven when he overhears Crowley on the phone with someone and he leaps to conclusions. Aziraphale tries to get it out of Crowley but he denies having any plans besides watching TV with Lucy.
“Listen, I can’t talk now, Aziraphale will be home any minute. I’ll call you later.” Crowley shoved his mobile back into his pocket.
Aziraphale bit his lip. Who was Crowley talking to that he didn’t want Aziraphale to know about? He stepped back to the front door and made a fuss of entering.
“Angel, alright?”
“Is there any reason that things shouldn’t be alright?” asked Aziraphale putting down the shopping.
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- Part 48 of Good Omens: And So The Plot Thickens
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Aziraphale and Crowley celebrate the first anniversary of the failed Armageddon, and another anniversary....
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- Part 1 of Happy Anniversary
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Thy healer who no longer resides in thy heaven by Raphael0s
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 May 2022
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A few months after the Armageddont or the apocawasnt, everything had been going smoothly afterwards, Crowley and Aziraphale had become friends with Anathema, Newt, Adam and the Them. But what is going on when a supposed dead archangel returns soon after Crowley disappears? And what of heaven and hell when it reaches both sides, old wounds and deep secrets is reopened by both sides. (I Suck At Summarys)
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What Are You Wearing? by JonsiGray
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 May 2022
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Aziraphale wakes up from a night of binging and is surprised to find himself sitting upside down. That's nothing to what he sees next however, and he has a question or two to ask of Crowley.
When Aziraphale’s sleepy lids opened he saw Crowley asleep on the rug beneath his sofa. It was startling to be so astonished so quickly after waking up but nonetheless, here he was, astonished.
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- Part 42 of Good Omens: And So The Plot Thickens
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They see a couple kiss in the park and Aziraphale seems interested by the concept. Crowley “reluctantly” agrees to indulge his curiosity, knowing full well that this will be the death of him.
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“And how do you know if it’s the right person? Do you just try it out?”
Crowley turned his full attention to Aziraphale. “What are you getting at?”
The angel straightened, staring at the ducks on the water and decidedly not at Crowley. “I want to try it,” he said simply.
Crowley’s glasses slid down his nose, he blinked in confusion, and something in his chest seized up, just a bit. “You want to… to kiss someone?”
“Yes.”