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    It feels as if a bottomless pit has opened up beneath him.

    Or, Obi-Wan doesn't die in the Death Star.

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    Obi-Wan, a human disaster at 29, receives the invitation to his High School Reunion and things couldn't possibly be worse.
    He's living in a shoddy apartment, his work in IT doesn't make him happy at all and he is single & seemingly undateable. The worst thing: his ex-girlfriend Satine Kryze will be there - the last time they saw each other was when Satine declined his proposal. In a desperate attempt to not seem like a failure, and yeah, also to win her back, Obi-Wan decides to lie. About his job, about his living situation, and about his relationship status.
    And this is where his new friend, the former-TV-star-turned-cynical-barista Aerrend Lus, comes in. They make the plan to pretend to be a couple, for the time being, so that Obi-Wan can make Satine jealous, and Aerrend can clean up his tarnished reputation and get his boss off his back.
    Things go well, but Aerrend quickly catches feelings and it becomes increasingly unclear, what is pretend and what is real...
    [Aerrend is my OC from Hope and Fear, but this is a modernAU, so you can read it independently]

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    After Obi-Wan Kenobi's death, he thought he would spend the rest of eternity alone. He thought he would stay miserable over all the mistakes he made over his life, miserable over all the people he failed. That was until the force gave him another chance with Anakin, the one he had failed the most. But will these two manage to fix their broken relationship, or will it crash and burn worse than before?

    Or: Obi-Wan and Anakin are stuck in the afterlife together and they drive each other crazy.

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    Obi-Wan carefully keeps his own face controlled, and doesn't allow his hand to twitch at the pain he himself feels. He bites down on his tongue, almost hard enough to draw blood.

    Not again, he thinks. Not this again.

    A very convoluted soulmate AU.

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    Anakin Skywalker was just trying to get by. He had his best friend Ahsoka and a cool room that appeared and vanished like a phantom on the seventh floor of Hogwarts. And he’s certainly not going to let Head Boy Kenobi steal his turf and fuck up his life, no matter how cute that damn seventh-year Hufflepuff is.

    a.k.a the obikin Hogwarts au where Anakin is an idiot, Ahsoka is trying her best, Obi-Wan (Ben) is a sarcastic fuck as usual, and of course, somehow one misuse of a wand can fuck shit up

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    It's an easy job, go in, get some information, and then Jango Fett can be on his merry way out of the disgusting Death Watch camp which he has nothing but contempt for.

    It WOULD be an easy job, that is if it weren't for the chained kid they've got, tied up like an animal...

    Jango sees red and nothing more.

    He'll make them regret the day they dared to lay hands on a child.

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    Average Ch Length: 10 - 20 minutes

    Obi-Wan carefully keeps his own face controlled, and doesn't allow his hand to twitch at the pain he himself feels. He bites down on his tongue, almost hard enough to draw blood.

    Not again, he thinks. Not this again.


    Podfic of brave face, (hide) the truth by kbirb
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    Anakin Skywalker, The Hero With No Fear the public loved to call him, was only focused on one thing. Not the war that seemed a million lightyears away from his thoughts. Not even becoming Jedi Master. But to beat this rare illness while hiding it from his wife, Master, Padawan and the Order.

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    It all had happened with such a swiftness that Cody hadn’t spun fully around before the threat was neutralized, but when he did, the sight before him was amongst the worst he had ever been privy to.

    On the ground, at Kenobi’s feet, were the two pieces of another young Umbaran child. General Kenobi stood, two hands gripping his still ignited lightsaber in an offensive stance, staring down at the corpse with an expression Cody already wished he’d never seen. The blue blade hissed back into its hilt as Kenobi dropped weakly to his knees and gently picked up the torso of the child he had just slain.

    “No…”

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    General Obi-Wan Kenobi, notorious for being the model of wartime professionalism, makes a terrible fatal mistake. For the first time in his adult life he finds himself having to lean on those around him as he journeys through inconsolable grief and crushing guilt back to the light.

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    The life of a Gray Jedi is a balancing act. They must resist the temptations of the Dark Side and avoid the regulations of the Light Side. In a galaxy that seems to have no understanding of what balance actually means, the hardest challenge is simply not crossing the line one way or the other.

    Or, a Gray Jedi falls in love, (spiritually) adopts a bunch of kids, gains a slew of identical brothers, and has an uncanny ability to sense BS. That's a different kind of balancing act.

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    So Obi-Wan can lay eggs (basically just cum once they are liquefied) Anakin thought those were some fancy sex toys and she was stupid enough to put them in her pussy and unable to get the last one out.

    Obi-Wan tries so hard to not impregnate Anakin with her egg cum (wink)

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    'I came to this reunion to make your high-school ex jealous, but this hot guy started flirting with me and now people are going to think I'm cheating on you.'

    A short, smutty romcom.

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    Senator Eelin Vane is having to deal with the two Jedi in her life when one is enough as is. Their feelings complicate a lot of things and there are things they can't control regardless of their wants. They try their best, but how far can that go? Being in love with Obi-wan probably doesn't help either of their circumstances, as they're both put in difficult positions. What happens when Anakin becomes a focal point in their life and they get confronted by what they've all been avoiding?

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    When disaster strikes, Obi-Wan Kenobi must flee with the two infant Skywalker children changing the course of everyone’s lives. Raising two force children and being the most hunted man in the galaxy was not going to be easy but then again for Obi-Wan, his life was never simple to begin with.

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    A training bond, broken by death, it's clear, precise. Almost surgical. It hurts, but it's controllable.
    A bond broken by the abandonment of one of the two parties? It's like pulling on a string, hard, as hard as you can, until it breaks.
    And it kriffing hurts.

    Or Qui-Gon chooses Anakin. Except that he forgot something important: his bond with Obi-Wan prevents his Padawan from sinking into Chaos.
    And everything goes downhill.

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    You didn’t know? 

    A bead of sweat rolled down his temples, eyebrows knitted together in a grimace. Flashes of another life burst behind his closed eyelids, the sins of his past a smoldering flame that gradually increased into an undying inferno.  

    He’s alive, Obi-Wan.

    Golden eyes pulsating with bitter resentment appeared in his mind’s eye. A serpent that will slowly emerge from the shadows and stalk its prey, its penetrating eyes always on him. 

    Anakin Skywalker is alive.

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    Obi-Wan is grieving, Anakin is scared, and Obi-Wan's friends just want to be there for him.

    Count Dooku meets with Obi-Wan after he hands in his resignation from the Order.

    Somehow, Obi-Wan earns a family.

    The Council makes different decisions, it changes everything and nothing.

     

    Or;

    Everyone gets therapy. Get in bitch, we're going to heal and fix everything.

    Also, Dooku comes and adopts the two traumatised grandchildren he accidentally got himself, but oh well, he's not complaining.

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi thought he'd had his inappropriate feelings for his former Padawan under control. Leave it to Anakin Skywalker to disappear without a trace and completely blow that theory out of the water.

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    Everyone is trying to process Anakin's reveal, including Anakin himself.

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    Raised by Obi-Wan after having won his freedom from the Hutts, Anakin was never a Jedi. Never a Jedi, yet always in the presence of Obi-Wan he learned much, and grew to into being a well respected General of the Clone Army, often mistaken for a Jedi Knight. It's been recently speculated by the Jedi Council now as the darkness clouds the Force, that Anakin's the prophesied 'Chosen One' to bring back balance. Which must be a mistake because he can barely balance his own life, let alone balance the Force!

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