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    Number One is special. At least that's what his brilliant father told him his entire life. That's why he can never go outside; because people would be scared of him. They wouldn't understand him.

    But when his father disappears, Number One finally leaves the basement and realizes the world is not what he thought.

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    Allison, Klaus, and Five end up at Gimbel's department store to "shop". (aka Five wanted to see his wife again and his siblings saw an Opportunity.) However, Dolores is missing and it’s up to Allison, Klaus, and Five to find and retrieve their wayward sister-in-law- wherever she may be.

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    “Vanya, you can come out,” Jessica says when the gunfire and fighting has died down, nudging her. “It’s over.”

    Vanya frowns. “I think I’ll just stay here.”

    “But Miss Anderson wants us to do a headcount,” Jessica says anxiously. “And Thomas wants Spaceboy’s autograph.”

    “Fine.” Vanya crawls out from under the chair, standing up but keeping her head down. It's bad enough that the Umbrella Academy had to show up - if Five sees her, he’ll absolutely embarrass her in front of her orchestra friends, and—

    “Vanya!” Five says, popping up next to her in a burst of blue. Jessica screams. “What the hell are you doing here?”

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    Set when the siblings are teenagers - Vanya's with her youth orchestra, on their annual field trip to see a live concert performed at the Icarus theatre. But when the evening takes a dark turn, the Umbrella Academy have to save the day, and they do a very bad job of pretending not to know their littlest sister.

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    Izuku Midoriya is now in his second year of high school, and trying his best to continue his path of becoming a great hero, and the next Symbol of Peace. But something happens that he doesn't anticipate.

    A boy wearing a foreign school uniform, speaking in broken Japanese and who goes by the name "Five" appears out of nowhere- literally. A strange boy with a versatile Quirk would usually be pretty normal, but what's not normal is what he confides in Midoriya: that he is looking for his missing siblings and is actually nearly sixty years old.

    But what Midoriya doesn't know is that this whole world could be at stake, and Five has no idea if it will happen, or how he'd be able to stop it. Five only cares about getting his siblings home safe, but then again, he was a hero once too. And besides, he is quite the multitasker.

    Learning how to trust someone who doesn't trust even themselves, and learning how to trust when you've never had any from the start; both might be even more daunting tasks than saving the world, but Izuku refuses to give up, and Five has survived far, far worse.

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    On the 7th January, 1996, Number Five Hargreeves died. His adoptive father, Reginald, pushed him too far, and he disappeared into the folds of reality.

    On the 5th February, 1996, Number Five Hargreeves returned, a creation more similar to that of Grace Hargreeves than of his siblings.

    This is his story.

    (This fic is inspired by @soulykins tumblr, in-tua-deep. Credit for the idea goes to them!)

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    DISCLAIMER: This is satire. I started writing it when I got extremely caffeine high as a joke and I only update it when I've had a tone of caffeine trying to survive school please please don't take this seriously.

    Deigo Hargreeves meets the love of his life John F Kennedy in the 60s after Kennedy hears about Diego's attempt to save his life. They fall in love and have to overcome great obstacles in order to have a life together. I'm very sorry for what you're about to read. It is a crack fic (AKA a joke)

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    Missing scene one shot. The car journey with Five and Luther that took place before they arrived at the Irish pub to confront older Five, in season 2 episode 8. Humor, and Five being a little asshole to Luther.

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    To conserve is to protect. To conserve is to retain a charted course, a necessary path, to keep things running in the direction they're meant to travel. For the world, for the common good, for those you love.

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    Or, Five uses time travel to preserve his family.

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    In which the Sparrows have a shapeshifter, Five realizes that he should’ve been meaner, and Diego and Klaus make bad decisions.

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    Klaus added Allison, Luther, Diego, Ben, Vanya, and Five to the groupchat

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    Number Five has been playing chess his whole life.

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    Set after the end of season 2

    The Hargreeves land in a new timeline, with seven figures staring back at them. Five was stiff with anticipation of what was to come, and how they’d overcome it.

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    It’s 3am and I’m impulse writing a prompt :). Anyway Five fucks up, universe fucks the Hargreeves over again as usual. They have to stop the end of the world again except now five has shit memory and no one believes him.

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    ‘Wendigo?’

    ‘Way out here?’ Sam didn’t sound perplexed or even like he was mocking Dean, more curious, but there was a hint of skepticism there. Dean clicked his tongue, and sighed, noting to himself that it WAS unlikely. ‘Didn’t we get the tip from another hunter? What did he have to say about it?’ Sam’s silent response was telling enough - Dean took his eyes off the road only briefly, mostly to peer at the immediate disbelief and sourness of Sam’s expression. He raised his brows, trying (and nearly failing) to suppress the amusement that came very close to spreading over his face. ‘That bad?’

    ‘There’s two eye-witness accounts that detail a, and I quote, small boy. Disappearing and reappearing like a demon, there and gone, that killed them.’
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    Both the BAU & Sam and Dean catch wind of strange, unexplainable murders. Both of them show up.
    or : the Winchesters are in town. so is the BAU. so is Five. It goes as well as you'd expect with how much they're bound to clash.

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    Five has done many things in his life. He's killed hundreds of people, and has survived two apocalypses. He grew up with superpowers and an asshole of a father. So he doesn't quite understand why the concept of school is so scary to him....

    Basically a slice of life with Five at school, and Diego and Klaus being PTA members.

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    Number Five can't always have thing's.
    The good or the bad it will always crumble in his hands.
    He forgot everyone...his siblings...wait did he even have siblings...what is his name..he can't think.....he can't remember...he can't focus.....all he knows is that he's not supposed to out in the freezing cold......in only but an oversized t-shirt...why is he so small..was he meant to be this small....he misses people...he can't remember...he's scared...he's cold...alone..'dolores...'..wait who is Dolores....he can't think..his head is all fuzzy and he's cold...he's very tired..
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    Yooo hey so Five has Amnesia for reasons I will explain in the story and a lovely couple taken him in as their own..
    They name him....oop can't say... :))

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    Wherein Klaus runs away from his problems, Ben is Fed Up with his shit, Five would once again like to state for the record that all of his siblings are idiots and maybe, together, they can figure out how to fix Klaus and Dave's relationship.

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    Five pulls away just enough to see Klaus’s face, meeting his eyes with a look so intense that Klaus nearly flinches under the weight of it.

    “For once in your life, kiddo, don’t be afraid.”

    Klaus shivers and says quietly, “I don’t know if I can.”

    Ben laughs, soft and gentle and wondrous, and says, “Klaus, you already did.”

    ***

    Or, what would have happened if everything was the same, except Klaus never proposed, and panicked when Dave did.

    *Can be read as a standalone, but will make more sense if the first 4 works (or just the 5th one) are read first*

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    One shot of the missing scenes that lead to Five trying to get access to the Meritech records by making Klaus pretend to be his dad.

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    Being stuck in a 13 year old body was really annoying. People treated him differently, and he wasn't allowed to do a lot of things. The problem is that Five's siblings won't stop treating him like a little kid, and Five is kind of annoyed.

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    5 Times Five Insisted He Wasn't A Child + One Time He Let Himself Be Treated Like One

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