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    Five comes back a lot sooner, just five months (in his perspective). For his siblings though, he's only been gone for hours.

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    Five works through the trauma of The Apocalypse, tries to stop it and deals with his abusive father.

     

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    1/?
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    It didn’t work. It didn’t fucking work.
    He thought-He thought that by taking them with him, that by going to the past they could change it. Change all of it and keep the Apocolypse from happening. Only... it didn't work.
    They didn't remember.

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    5/11
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    87
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    12
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    907
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    Our favorite dimension-opening telekinetic and time-traveling teleporter meet. Things go a lot better than expected.

    Rewriting Chapters 4-6. Updated Chapter 4 and 5 are up!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    42
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    263
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    40
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    3223
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    Five doesn't know what to do with the fact that he walked into the house his target was staying at, shot him and turned around, only to hear something from one of the rooms.

    Five doesn't know what to do with the fact that he opened the door to the room, only to find his 17-year-old medium brother laying beat up on the floor.

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    10,820
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    214
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    970
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    202
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    13693
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    Five lets Vanya out of the cage, but at what cost?

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    2,174
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    56
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    12
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    586
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    Uniwersum, w którym sir Reginald Hargreeves zaadoptował siódemkę całkiem innych dzieci, więc czołowi bohaterowie dorastali we własnych rodzinach i większość z nich nigdy się nie spotkała.

    Poza trzema.

    AKA Ben i Klaus spokojnie żyją własnym życiem, główne dochody zyskując z badań naukowych i seansów spirytualistycznych.
    Potem adoptują niewielką anomalię czasową o niewyparzonym języku i ich życie staje się o wiele bardziej skomplikowane.

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    5,368
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    7
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    94
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    Five is struggling and needs help, who’s better than Klaus and Vanya for the job?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
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    114
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    16
    Hits:
    1110
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    Five time-jumps the Hargreeves back to a time after he'd left. Reginald is not happy with him for leaving.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    176
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    25
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    1221
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    The world ends again.
    It took longer this time around
    This time it's because a junkie was sober and the Hargreeves can only unfuck one sibling per time.

    (this time they are six vs one and still lose. this time, when they fail, they don't time travel with the bomb.)

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    8/?
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    892
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    The first time Five holds a gun in his hands he’s seven-years-old and wishing he could be anywhere else.

    When they’re eight, Reginald starts sending them on ‘practice’ missions. He tells them that it’s preparation for their debut which is scheduled to be in two years, to make sure that they don’t mess anything up or hesitate at a critical moment.

    In the apocalypse, he picks up the gun without thinking about it. It’s nothing special - there are plenty of guns lying around is the ruins of houses and police stations and megamarts.

    In the Commission, he really should have known better. When they say fix the timeline, they mean eliminate the problems. And by eliminate the problem, they mean that while they can’t abide by getting their own hands dirty, they can have Five take care of the issue without a fuss.

    Five holds a gun in his hands. He’s thirteen-years-old. He’s fifty-eight-years-old. He’s forgotten how old he is. Five holds a gun in his hands, and wishes he could be anywhere else.

    (five times Five held a gun, and one time he decided it was enough.)

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    1/1
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    15
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    143
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    28
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    808
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    Emotions were like a death sentence.

    Five had learned to switch off their emotions after enough time on their own. And, while working for the Temps Commission had put that particular skill to use for a short time, they'd long since been using it to just live their everyday life.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    640
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    Something bad happens to Five when they are twelve. His siblings want to help, but Five is too prideful to admit he needs any assistance. He needs to know he's not alone. The road to recovery was long, with his mental and physical wounds, but his brothers and sisters want him to know that he's not in it alone.

    (I suck at summaries)

    Language:
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    32,655
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    38
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    383
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    6475
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    After attempting to transport all of his siblings back in time, Five wakes up to a familiar scene. Again. And again. And again. He doesn't know why he keeps being transported back to the day of his father's funeral, but he is determined to not waste it now that he has the foresight to prevent the apocalypse. He just wished he didn't feel so alone doing it all over again.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    1611
    Kudos:
    2862
    Bookmarks:
    515
    Hits:
    39001
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    From The Commission and his change of appearance, to the people who just attacked them, Five and Dolores have a lot to catch up on. After all, the last time they saw each other was in the apocalypse.

    Language:
    English
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    2,579
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    354
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    The Hargreeves household is rustling about with joy when Allison informs them of her ex-husband and daughter's upcoming visit. Everyone is preparing in their own outlandish ways - that is, everyone besides Five.

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    30,411
    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    305
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    50
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    4669
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    30 days of The Umbrella Academy drabbles varying in length for Summer of Seven 2019.

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    English
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    7,953
    Chapters:
    10/30
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    628
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    He looked up slightly, distracting himself from the morbid innocence with the grittier, harsher destruction. Now that? The evils of bombs and guns? That he knew how to deal with, that he could compartmentalise properly. This? He didn't even know.

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    Sometimes Five liked his 'job', sometimes he didn't. This is one of those times

    Language:
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    1/1
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    25
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    214
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    Reginald always said time travel can mess with your mind. Now, Five knows he was right, and he has proof to back him up.

    **collection of Five whump basically.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,178
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    343
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    4187
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    Five doesn’t feel like himself.

    He’s nothing more than an amalgamation of repressed emotions, a fusion of masks that he uses as shields to hide how completely and utterly broken he is. He’s never been more grateful for his lack of tells, especially when he’s seconds from breaking down and knotting a noose. With his childhood, he’s never really had time for liabilities like “feelings” anyways, and even less so when he’d grown up in the Apocalypse and subsequently the Commission.

    He’s obsessive-compulsive, severely depressed and rather traumatised, if he may say so himself—not to mention the frankly-alarming adjustive disorder.

    His acting skills are immaculate, however—

    Luther lectures him for staying up late, Allison asks him for advice regarding Claire (cause apparently fifty-eight year olds in thirteen-year old bodies can magically discern a five-year old’s interests), Diego asks for help with classified cases that he most certainly shouldn’t be spreading to so-called ‘civilians’, Klaus ditches sleep in favour of late-night talks, Ben suggests book titles he thinks Five would like and Vanya shyly asks him to sit in on her violin concerts.

    He’s okay. He is. So why does he feel so empty?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,550
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    254
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    2769
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    He’s really done it this time. First he abandons his family, then he lets them get brutally killed, and now he’s going to keel over and die with lungs filled with coals, all alone.

    Sometimes, even the smallest things are enough to send Five spiraling to a dark place.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,748
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    366
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    2609

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