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    (Set after S3 finale) They're powerless, and Five and Klaus are having a harder time accepting that than the others. At least they have each other to rely on. (Klaus/Five)
    [Sorry, I suck at summaries]

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    4/?
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    After a life of neglect, both Five and Viktor are more than a little touch starved.

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    The Hargreeves go on a road trip. Five has a little accident on the way…

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    7/?
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    What happens in the Apocalypse stays in the Apocalypse, except for Five, who is very intent on getting out.
    Join the man himself on his ventures through a desiccated wasteland, featuring sometimes-questionable survival instincts, the New and Improved Fifty-One Stages of Grief, and a lot more people than you'd expect after an extinction event.

    The rest of the Hargreeves siblings are only mentioned. Probably. :)

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    2/?
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    Five killed a lot of people for the commission. He ruined a lot of lives. He wasn't surprised to be kidnapped in some grand plot for revenge, just a little annoyed.

    That is until his kidnapper brings his family into it.

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    2/2
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    12
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    145
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    25
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    The AU here is that everyone's love lives worked out perfectly and everyone lives and they travel to 2019 together and everything works out perfectly :))) (also Ben is casually brought back to life in a power surge from Klaus, all good tho) oh and Eudora actually lives past season one and gets to meet Lila :)

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    561
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    1/?
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    2
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    4
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    120
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    “You’re driving me up the wall.” Lila says, pointing at Diego with the mustard. “If you want to live long enough to see your kid, we cannot keep living together.” She thinks about that for a second. “For now.”

    “And you’re staying with Five?”

    “He knows I’m not made of glass, now piss off.”

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    "𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮,
    𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮.
    𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐭."

    *:・゚✧ ✧゚・:*

    Although Eight was not entirely sober, the moment he reached down to give her aid, she had never felt more coherent. It was incredibly out of character for Five, and even though she was out of it, she would never forget it. She couldn't forget it, it was too special to her. She didn't want the bittersweetness of it all to end so soon. When he stood up to leave, placing her book down on her nightstand, she began to reach for him desperately.

    "Stay." She spoke with a harsh rasp to her voice, shaking her head over how awful she sounded. She could only imagine how awful she looked.

    Against his better judgment, Five silently listened to her request.

    He stayed.

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    28
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    Five leaned forward, ignoring the girl next to him. She seemed like an idiot. Not only that, an idiot he didn't have time for. "Lose the crazy lady and her kid and come with me. We have important business."

    The girl scoffed, turning to face the boy next to her. He had uttered a collective of fifteen words within the span of her being awake, and she already formed an opinion about him. She wanted to rip his eyeballs out.

    "What important business? First day of middle school, champ?"

    Five turned to look at her, sending a snarky look her way. She didn't seem like an idiot anymore. She was an idiot. Before Five could open his mouth to say something again, Diego interrupted.

    "I am not going anywhere with you." Drawing Five back to the original conversation, Diego made sure he heard him loud and clear.

    Five looked out the window as he clenched his jaw, seeing a police officer walking down the sidewalk. He let out a small scoff, finding his loophole to use against his brother.

    "Okay, fine." He turned to the window, leaning over the girl who was next to him to stick his head out the window. "Officer!"

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    5/?
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    When Klaus goes to confront Reginald about his mother, he isn't aware of what he sets in motion. Just hours later, his entire family is stuck at the academy, forced through the same training that they suffered through as teenagers.

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    3/?
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    There are things that Elliott wants to know about Five, but he feels...he'll never really know...

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    1/1
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    Number Five has…episodes sometimes. Episodes where he hurts people when he doesn’t want to. He can’t help it he has murder in his veins. But he can help fix the problem.

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    "Five Hargreeves was a highly intelligent person. He was excellent at making plans and anticipating what was likely to happen next. He was a cautious person. He was a man in his early fifties, and those decades had been hard won.

    All this to say, he was not particularly the kind of person that one might expect would find himself in this situation. The situation being, hearing a fling from several weeks back telling him that he had gotten her pregnant."

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    Or, the one where Five's plans to get back to his family are slightly derailed when he discovers that he has a new family member.

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    17/?
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    Five and Klaus went on a roadtrip. Here's some things that might have happened along the way.

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    2/?
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    14
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    105
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    7
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    612
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    Five can feel it in his bones, can hear it in his nightmares, can see it in the shadows cast by the lights: the apocalypse will always be with him, he's just waiting for the next strike. How can he relax when the scars of his past haunt him so?

    Or: the gang return to their timeline from Dallas and find they're all wounded in more ways than one, and sleeping dogs so rarely lie still.

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    After the Hargreeves managed to save the world--again--with the help of their new...let's call them friends, things go back to as normal as they can be when you have superpowers and have existed in three different timelines. The siblings all live together peacefully (for the most part) in their house and continue with everyday life.

    For Five however, things take an unpleasant turn. With his 13-year old body, even walking in the streets during school hours can turn a few heads, and now he must face the one thing thought to be worse than the apocalypse itself.

     

    Public high school.

     

     

    OR...

     

    I suck at summaries, am currently surviving off two teas and gummy worms, and really wanna read about Five at high school so I wrote it myself.

     

    MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR SEASON 03!! maybe not, not really sure. idk. screw it

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    A story about Five's character development and finding love. (Sad summary, ik, I will update this soon)

    Work in Progress... Please read the author's message, thank you :D

    Prologue out now ~

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    2/?
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    number five in the apocalypse suffering. that’s it. the fic is in proper grammar i just have no use for it here. sorry this is short just feeling extra sad today.

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    (NOT FULLY SET IN APOCALYPSE)

    Umbrella Academy Five centric- he is also not an old man which unsurprisingly changes some (many) things.

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    A young five escapes the academy, trapped in the apocalypse before the commission, the impending end of the world is in his hands.

    Five never was a lucky number.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    "Hand in mine into your icy blues,
    And then I'd say to you,
    We could take to the highway,
    With this trunk of ammunition too..."

    Five makes a deal with Hell to resurrect Helena, unaware of her true fate. But he's got one thousand souls to get through before they can be reunited.
    Meanwhile, Helena enters a fresh new hell as a superpowered vampire. After 'dying' under the Commission's employ, only the Handler knows Helena is still alive, and plans to use that to her advantage.

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    Comments:
    5
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    17
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    2
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