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    A world in which Lily Evans, a muggleborn witch, is sorted into Slytherin. It should be her death sentence really, but instead she manages to make the most unlikeliest of friends, as well as commanding a fair amount of respect from the other Slytherins. But not all is as it seems... James and Lily had died once before, defending their son, Harry Potter. Can events really change all that much with a simple sorting of a house? Will they all survive the next time around?

    This story follows the class of '71 throughout their time at Hogwarts, and during the war. There's plenty of Wolfstar during the fifth year, and Jily after sixth year onwards.

    I'm having lots of fun writing this, but if anyone has any constructive criticism, I'm happy to hear it!

    Also, if anyone has any specific scenes or suggestions for where they'd like the story to go, please leave a comment!! I'd love to add those bits into the story

     

    Disclaimer: All characters belong to J.K.R.

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    epilogue adjacent, vriska centric, dream shenanigans

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    DAVE: im horrifically lacking in the smooch department

    DAVE: not even gonna have a hot date for the rosemary wedding

    DAVE: just show up with no plus one cause whod that even be theyre already inviting all ten of our collective god friends

    DAVE: ill be standing all lonely in some fashion tier suit so goddamn smoochable but no one—

    KARKAT: OH MY GOD
     

    From where you’re cleaning off the table, you lean over, grab his face in your hand, and press a quick, firm kiss to his mouth. If nothing else, it’s still a solid tactic to shut him up.



    Dave and Karkat kiss sometimes. It's fine. They aren't dating, is the thing, and that is, genuinely, perfectly fine! It's great! They are good friends and they kiss sometimes and they are, for sure, not in a relationship, and Karkat, personally, is fine with this.

    It is fine.

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    Did... did I just not write anything for Homestuck?

    Wtf I was heavy into this for a year and I'm kinda dissapointed I never did anything for it!?

    Wll Imma fix that somone come talk to me about homestuck rn!

    These are just headcannons cuz I literally can't even with an actual storyline and junk :)

    Enjoy<3

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    When Dave first found out why trolls needed buckets, he didn't quite believe it. How could anything cum that much? When Karkat gave him a hands-on demonstration, that disbelief quickly turned into a fixation.

    (for Kinktober 2021)

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    What the kids expected upon opening the door to the new universe: the new universe

    What they did not expect: trollsonas, ascension to God Tier, memories of lives never lived, an Alternia that isn't a horrible murder planet, taxes probably

    The hits keep coming, and they really don't stop coming, huh.

    [Formerly titled Is Close the Closest Star?]

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    Fluffy little domestic Davekat one-shot, as a treat.
    Karkat is worried, Dave is sympathetic, and feelings jams are always welcome.

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    Jake English is looking for something, and Dirk Strider is just happy to be there.

    The return of an old friend provokes a cowardly house husband to get cozy with the idea of murder. A despondent millennial invests in a witnesses protection program. Karkat Vantas wages war on humanity.

    Everything that can go wrong goes wrong, including a series of Heathers slander.

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    Rose informs Kanaya of Karkat’s passing

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    You are Homestuck's possibly most forgotten version of your favorite characters. Do you like Hal and Equius? Here's Arquius. Do you like John with retcon abilities? Here's the version that died with Davesprite on his planet. Fuck you.

    Arquius, Tavros, and Davepeta get thrown into the Marvel Universe circa 2009-2010 for currently unknown reasons. Follow their adventures as they try to deal with whatever life throws at them.

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    Jake get sick and tired of putting up with his wife's boyfriend. He decides to do something about it.

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    Karkat comes home from the store to see his kid alone in the kitchen, with his partner nowhere to be found nearby.

    Dave is afraid of hurting his kid the way he was hurt.

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    In a world where a fanfiction author decides that they really liked the Infinite Loops idea before realizing how fucking big and weird it was decided to make a fanfiction in a fandom they had newly fallen into. Join multiple characters that you love and hate in an adventure that you won't ever forget! Or at least I hope you don't forget that would make me sad if you did.

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    On the other side of the white door is a brand new world.
    The new Earth might not be a paradise, but it's got trolls and humans and Obama so it can't be that bad.
    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you want to put this whole SGRUB BULLSHIT behind you and start living PEACEFULLY with your matesprite/boyfriend.
    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and there are PEOPLE TO SAVE and things to do. May as well put these AWESOME POWERS of yours to good use!
    You are a set of sixteen Gods unleashed on an unsuspecting world and surely NOTHING will go wrong!

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    Dave and Jade talk newsboys, living situations, the Kinsey scale of furries, and the horrific trepidation of coming out to someone you haven't seen in three years.

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    Dave and Karkat adopt a baby on accident.

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT. That’s how it’s been for as long as you can remember. But now that things have settled down, and the apocalypse isn’t nigh, you’re starting to question that. What is the mature and responsible way to deal with these feelings?

    Apparently, lay awake for hours and then ramble at possibly the worst person to ask for stuff concerning identity. It goes better than you think.

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    There was a visceral sense of victory and relief that swept over the group as they met up on their final stage.

    They’d won a game that was set up to be unwinnable from the start, and in the process accomplished a miracle so great it almost seemed unreal.

    And yet… John still felt as if he hadn’t accomplished anything at all.

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    Your best friend Rose has set you up on a blind date with a certain Dave Strider. You really didn't want to do this but she insisted you needed to get out more. How will this go?

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    Every now and then. Dave will ask a question about Alternia. You don't mind answering. Often its something goofy, just his usual Strider nonsense, but he actually seems to have thought this one through.

    He's so going to owe you an ice-cream for this.

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