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    OotP AU. Snape stops Harry from charging into the Ministry, saving his life and Sirius’s. However, for every heroic action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

    (AKA the one where Snape’s cover is blown.)

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    Magic flows differently on Samhain night, and when James and Lily Potter are murdered, the Potter Family Magic decides to step in to protect its heir.

    Helen Skerritt, a muggleborn witch undertaking a mastery in Runes, gets unwittingly swept up in the chaos. If she'd known all the trouble a simple magical communion would have wrought, she wouldn't have done it.

    (Okay, she would have, but she'd have at least done some research first!)

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    Let it not be said that Regulus Black was gullible. He was more than aware of his faults and those of his family. In spite of all the harsh words of his oh so wise big brother, Regulus knew the self-righteous words spouted from his parents were bullshit. He knew his mother and father were wrong. Muggles had as much of a right to the world as anyone else and muggle-borns were not somehow tainted by the ‘filthy’ blood flowing through their veins. Surely, if Sirius was able to figure that out, his much more intelligent brother would be able to as well. So no, Regulus Black was not gullible. Nor was he surprised to find his brother’s room void of all his precious belongings.

    -OR-

    After Regulus ran away to his Uncle Alphard's, he was free to become his own person. With both obnoxious and tolerable Gryffindors flocking to him, Regulus found himself with a myriad of new allies as he made his way through his sixth year of Hogwarts. Still, Regulus couldn't seem to escape the insufferable Gryffindor chaser who made it his mission to be the center of the Slytherin's attention. Fucking James Potter.

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    The summer after Harry's fourth year has become the worst of his life. The haunting memories of Cedric's death and Voldemort's revival were terrible enough on their own, but then came the strange visions of Death Eaters, the worsening pain in his scar, and the uncontrollable emotions that don't feel like his own. After fleeing Privet Drive, he finds himself stuck in an isolated cottage with his most hated professor: Severus Snape.

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    Snape mentors Harry, no slash.

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    Gene didn't expect to wake up, didn't expect to be alive. The world had painfully faded to black and she thought the curtains had closed on her for good.
    But when she did wake up, it felt natural as ever, like it had always been that way. It isn't easy though. Her mind is full of darkness, memories, and monsters.
    While still not exactly getting the timeline right, she and the Doctor navigate their troubles together, old and new. While starting a family.
    Things are difficult enough as it is...without four knocks waiting in their future.
    Sequel for To See a World. Start there or you'll be confused and very lost. (Unlike Gene, it's best to read things in order.)

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    Former Army Surgeon John Watson, current amateur blacksmith, is invited to be on a UK version of a popular Bladesmithing Competition show (like Bake Off, but with blacksmithing forges instead of ovens). There will be blood, sweat and tears before one of the four contestants will be crowned UK Forged in Fire Champion.

    Note: I do not own any of the characters or titles of either of these television programs, I am not making money off of this work of fiction, this is just for fun, please do not sue me Netflix!

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    When the Boy Who Lived did not meet a fatal end in the Forbidden Forest on 2 May, 1998, Voldemort and his army went back into hiding. Hermione is left to fend for herself in an ever changing world at war, and she finds that to survive she must cling to the familiar. But what happens when something entirely foreign becomes familiar? And what happens when she finds out the true meaning of the muggle saying ‘all is fair in love and war’?
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    As she turns from her chair to leave she realizes he is still standing against the back wall, spine straight head facing forward, but as she moves to walk through the door he looks over and right at her. There’s no sneer or smirk on his face. He just looks empty and his stare seems to bleed right through her to the wall behind her head. She wonders for a moment what could have made him so cold.

    Fully Beta'd by Timetvrner, check her out on Ao3 because she knows her spice.

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    Hermione has a secret she intends to carry to her grave. Until she accidentally spills it during a game of truth or dare.
    As her life subsequently implodes, she has a choice to make.

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    Although, if Hermione Granger was to kill Tom Riddle right there and then, she doubted it would be baffling to anyone that knew the truth. It was just that nobody did — nobody would understand why the quiet, brilliant girl snapped and murdered the charming Head Boy. But still, the idea tempted her—a green flash behind her eyes as she slowly blinked, her heart in her throat—because the chain was almost to the end by now. It was very nearly to the end, and all while Hermione had smashed the time-turner into irreparable pieces, it was still very much a time-turner and Tom was no idiot.

    “Miss Granger…” He murmured.

    -

    (This is a COMPLETE rewrite of the original work. Please check the author's note for additional warnings, even if you had read it before. Previously titled 'Between the Stacks.')

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    Heroes are no strangers to getting hit by dangerous quirks. But, when Uraraka and Bakugou are quirked into a new world, they realize things aren't quite what they seem. Meanwhile, Draco and Hermione are muddling their way through their Eighth year at Hogwarts when two strangers appear and shake up everything they thought they knew about magic and muggles. As they find out, sufficiently advanced quirks are indistinguishable from magic.

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    So I had the idea of the second time Neville held the sword of Gryffindor, and this was born.

    There is not as much Luna/Neville in this as I planned. And a whole lot more dialogue. And characters I didn't really get ot flesh out.

    Special thanks to kenzlepuff for dealing with a lack of communication as I was not very good at it, and to Matriaya for jumping in when kenzlepuff could not complete!

    Apologies for any errors in linking the podfic, they are entirely my fault: poppet

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    In a world where their choices have been taken from them, Hermione tells Draco to take what he wants.

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    “No, Ron!”

    “But why, ‘Mione? She’s eight years old, she deserves a pet!”

    “She had a pet!” Hermione shrieked. “We, currently, have a pet! One! We had two, until you let her take the Pygmy Puff out of his cage and couldn’t catch him before he hung himself on my strappy silver sandals! Now, we only have the crup, who hates me, who you insisted that Rose needed to have because ‘every girl needs a dog’ even though you literally know zero girls with dogs, who you insisted would really be ‘your’ dog the way that Crookshanks was always more ‘my’ cat, and who I had to Immobilize this morning to give him his suppositories while you slept in!”

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    After the horror of Voldemort's resurrection, Harry is back at #4. New neighbors have moved into the empty home on Wisteria Walk and Harry has unfortunately been volunteered by his Aunt to clean up their yard. He quickly discovers that Death Eaters are closer to home than expected.
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    FG/HP WIP which has been floating around in my head since 2016. End notes contain the notes of the story, just in case I don't finish it.
    Trans women are women, trans men are men, and JKR can eat my ass. :)

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    A glimpse at how lives intertwine, and a relationship blossoms, set to music.

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    She kept still as her measurements were taken, ignoring the tailor's droning voice. Her eyes only narrowed as a small boy in rags entered the shop and positioned next to her. When their gazes met, grey against green, Ella Malfoy could feel the power hidden beneath the boy's emerald depths.

    Now if only she could acknowledge it within the scruffy boy, for he was far too thin and too little to look like anything noteworthy. And if only she hadn't missed a peek of that famed scar.

    Or: Another one of those fem!Draco fics that pairs her with Harry, because why not?

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    “Right. Okay. Is that… it?”

    “No, actually,” she says after a beat in which she fights back another wave of that mysterious Guilty Face, “there’s one more discussion on the agenda courtesy of one Coach Ted Lasso,” her voice is quieter now, and suddenly something shifts in the air and it feels like she’s the one who’s turned back into a scolded child.

    Jamie stares at her.

    “There are some… specifics regarding the… premature termination of your loan last season that Ted, rightfully, believes you deserve to be informed of, now that we’re all more aware of how the decision impacted your well-being,”

    OR

    Jamie isn't the only one who owes some apologies.

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    For the DHr Double the Trouble Fest 2022

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    The sky is just beginning to purple when he arrives, his pack precisely arranged over his shoulder, clothes tailor fit to his frame.

    Of course, Granger is already dressed, ready and tapping a foot aggressively.

    “Oh good, Malfoy, I was wondering when y— what the hell are you wearing?”

    He’s not certain if her comment is born of approval or disdain.

    “Are you wearing white?”

    Disdain, it is.

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    “I dare you to play seven minutes in heaven with Dizzy Izzy,” Lucius proclaimed, looking smug as the crew murmured in surprise.

    “Absolutely; Izzy’s dead fit,” Frenchie answered without hesitation, and everyone went quiet. Izzy looked over at him, eyebrows shooting up in surprise. Frenchie just flashed him that wide easy smile of his and shrugged loosely. “I mean, if you’re up for it, of course.”

    --

    The crew are on vacation and play Truth or Dare - Stede forces Izzy to play as well.

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    “I’m eight.” The kid sniffs as if eight was any different from four, maybe not an unspeakable horror then, just a regular horror. “And I heard that the Magnus Institute deals with-” his little nose scrunches, cute. “-spooky things.”

    “Do you have a-” He cracks a grin, and then rethinks it as small hands tighten against their burden.”-spooky thing to deliver?” Gods he hopes not, it’s bad enough when adults walk in and lay out all of their baggage, but for a child-

    “There’s a spider in this book.” The kid says solemnly, raising his textbook sized parcel. “It ate Evan Pritchard.” a bloody fucking Leitner. Of course an eight year old would find a murder spider book. “This seemed like the best place to bring it.”

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